Thief Simulator
- November 9, 2018
- Noble Muffins
- 13h median play time
Thief Simulator is a stealth-based game that allows players to assume the role of a burglar. Plan and execute various burglaries, from residential homes to corporate offices, using a variety of tools and techniques. Evade detection, avoid alarm systems, and sell stolen goods to make a profit, but be careful, as the police may be on your tail.
Reviews
- story1,081 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 68 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The story in "Thief Simulator" is generally considered minimal and somewhat simplistic, serving primarily as a framework to guide players through various missions rather than providing a deep narrative experience. Many players find the storyline short and repetitive, often describing it as a series of tasks that lack significant depth or engagement. However, the gameplay mechanics and the freedom to explore and steal at one's own pace are praised, making the game enjoyable despite its narrative shortcomings.
“Great game, amazing story would recommend if you want a solid game to play through and keep you entertained.”
“The story is really fun, and there are several houses with stuff to steal when you've finished.”
“The story is good too, it doesn't take itself too seriously and has fun with it.”
“The story is minimal.”
“The story is pretty boring (though granted that's not what most people are here for).”
“The story is not deep, but it doesn't need to be.”
- gameplay851 mentions
- 35 % positive mentions
- 56 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "Thief Simulator" is characterized by a mix of engaging stealth mechanics and a repetitive core loop that can become monotonous over time. While players appreciate the variety of tools and gadgets available, many note that the game lacks depth and can feel grindy, especially as the AI and mechanics exhibit inconsistencies. Overall, the game offers a fun and unique experience for fans of stealth gameplay, but its execution leaves room for improvement in terms of variety and polish.
“The core gameplay loop is really fun in my opinion, and it is very satisfying starting off as a lowly thief without many tools and making your way to becoming a master crook with multiple gadgets at your disposal.”
“With its satisfying gameplay loop, detailed environments, and a sense of tension as you sneak around undetected, Thief Simulator is perfect for anyone who enjoys stealth games with a bit of cunning and mischief.”
“The gameplay is so addicting and always makes you come back for more.”
“The gameplay loop is very repetitive and boring.”
“The gameplay loop quickly becomes repetitive, as you perform the same tasks of breaking into houses and stealing valuables over and over again.”
“The gameplay is extremely repetitive and is as simple as 'do this simple minigame to open this door and press E on everything'.”
- graphics391 mentions
- 37 % positive mentions
- 52 % neutral mentions
- 12 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received mixed reviews, with many players criticizing them as outdated and reminiscent of earlier console generations, often likening them to PS2 or even earlier graphics. While some users appreciate the game's aesthetic and find it functional, others express disappointment over technical issues, such as poor optimization and graphical glitches, which detract from the overall experience. Overall, the consensus suggests that while the graphics may not be a strong point, the gameplay and mechanics can still provide an enjoyable experience.
“The graphics are very realistic and immersive, with detailed graphics, physics, and sound effects.”
“This game has fun mechanics and good graphics even though it can get repetitive at times you always unlock something new to have fun with.”
“I love this game so much: the graphics are good but not too good that your PC can't run it (that's a good thing btw), the physics are good and the story is really good.”
“On the negative side, the graphics are bad, even for 2018.”
“The graphics are truly terrible, feeling like a 2010 game.”
“The graphics are lacking, the controls a mess.”
- stability219 mentions
- 2 % positive mentions
- 1 % neutral mentions
- 97 % negative mentions
The game's stability is frequently criticized, with numerous players reporting a wide range of bugs and glitches that significantly impact gameplay. Common issues include AI problems, clipping through walls, and various performance-related glitches, leading many to describe the experience as "buggy" or a "buggy mess." While some players find the game enjoyable despite these issues, the overall consensus is that the game requires substantial polishing to improve its stability.
“Gameplay is smooth, no glitches.”
“This game runs great on a 2015 MacBook Air and I 100% support this wonderful game.”
“Surprisingly no glitches, being I'm using a 6GB RAM laptop to run it, and fun as all get out I must say.”
“I've played games made in 2002 with a budget of $6 that are less buggy than this game.”
“This game is a buggy mess and has issues that really shouldn't be in a stealth game.”
“Game has been out for 5 years, stairs are still buggy, cop cars drive through walls into your hiding spot, guards keep walking on the same spot and tase you from a mile away.”
- grinding164 mentions
- 2 % positive mentions
- 21 % neutral mentions
- 77 % negative mentions
The grinding aspect of the game is widely criticized for being excessively tedious and repetitive, often requiring players to invest significant time in monotonous tasks like disassembling cars or farming for money and skills. While some players find enjoyment in the strategic elements of grinding, many agree that it detracts from the overall experience, leading to frustration and a loss of engagement as the novelty wears off. Overall, the game is described as needing a "second life" to manage the extensive grinding required, particularly in the later stages.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A lot of grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“The abundance of extremely tedious, unfun, and repetitive mini-games brings down what would be a really fun robbing system.”
“The game started out quite interesting, sneaking around, watching people, stealing stuff and selling it on... but in the end, it becomes undeniably tedious.”
“Breaking into homes gets increasingly more difficult and it becomes a chore to steal cars; stealing cars has got to be the most tedious part of the game and it's not even worth it for the rewards.”
- humor126 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised, with players highlighting its funny moments, quirky NPC behavior, and amusing bugs that enhance the overall experience. Many reviews note that the game's comedic elements, such as absurd scenarios and unexpected glitches, contribute to its charm and replayability, making it a fun and entertaining choice for players. Despite some frustrations with gameplay mechanics, the lighthearted tone and humorous situations keep players engaged and laughing throughout their experience.
“I love how something funny happens when you throw bricks at NPCs.”
“It's very funny that despite all the noise you make, if you just hide in a closet, security guards will be like 'seems ok, let's go back downstairs.'”
“The fact I've broken more toilets than I have stolen paintings is hilarious to me.”
- optimization103 mentions
- 16 % positive mentions
- 45 % neutral mentions
- 40 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's optimization has received significant criticism, with many players reporting poor performance, frequent frame rate drops, and various bugs. While some users noted that it runs adequately on lower-end systems, the general consensus is that the game is not worth its full price due to these optimization issues, and many recommend waiting for a sale. Improvements in performance and optimization are highly desired to enhance the overall gaming experience.
“Awesome game, legends updated the game and fixed the performance issues <3”
“Fun, awesome graphics and well optimized for lower end PCs.”
“With some optimization, a few lighting and clipping tweaks, and some changes to the driving mechanics, this game could be a massive success, financially and among the community.”
“The performance is rubbish, where the i5-9600k cannot run this game at 'high' settings, since it is optimized horribly.”
“Great game in theory but still broken with graphical glitches, way too bright with no option to turn this down and terrible performance for what it is on a way more powerful system than it should require.”
“I enjoy the game overall but the performance is quite horrible.”
- replayability65 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 52 % neutral mentions
- 15 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's replayability is a mixed bag; while many players find it fun and engaging with options like New Game Plus and various modes, others feel that once missions are completed, the replay value diminishes significantly. Some users appreciate the freedom to explore and the variety of gameplay, but many express a desire for more content and mechanics to enhance replayability. Ultimately, while there are enjoyable elements that encourage multiple playthroughs, the lack of substantial new experiences after the initial completion limits its long-term replayability.
“Great game, devs care about it, tons of replayability, and overall just really fun.”
“The freedom to roam, explore, and choose my targets added depth and replay value.”
“Even though the story is on the shorter side, it's a fun story and the game has great replay value with a different mode which changes all the tenant routines, but there's also a hard mode as well, along with an added special tool you unlock and can purchase.”
“I enjoy the gameplay, but it does not have much replayability once you complete all of the missions.”
“The gameplay loop becomes extremely monotonous even as you progress, and by the time you're done with the campaign, the only replay value is in achievement hunting.”
“The mechanics are almost enjoyable, but replayability is non-existent.”
- music55 mentions
- 22 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with many players criticizing it for being repetitive, bland, and lacking variety, often describing it as "elevator music." While some appreciate the suspenseful tracks during stealth moments, others find the overall audio experience lacking, with a desire for more engaging background music. A notable point of contention is the change in music from previous versions, which some players feel detracts from the game's atmosphere.
“Playing this while listening to Balkan music hits different.”
“Police chase music has no right to go as hard as it does.”
“Very good game, the music that played when in a house whilst trying to go undetected added to the nerves of the game.”
“There's no background music, everything is silent.”
“Only when you're about to break in is there a suspenseful piece of music that's reused in every level.”
“The soundtrack is bland elevator music.”
- monetization8 mentions
- 38 % positive mentions
- -25 % neutral mentions
- 88 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy of the game has been heavily criticized, with players reporting excessive in-game advertisements and a perception of it being a cash grab. Users express frustration over the developers' lack of accountability regarding advertising practices and the presence of microtransactions, leading to a negative overall impression of the game's financial model.
“The game is free to play, but it does include microtransactions that are not intrusive.”
“I appreciate that the game is free, and while there are microtransactions, they don't feel necessary to enjoy the game.”
“The monetization model is fair; you can enjoy the game without spending money, but there are options available if you want to enhance your experience.”
“Its an ok game, but the publisher keeps spamming us with ads.”
“But after their crooked bait and switch advertising, and zero follow through and passing the buck on providing VR as promised, I cannot recommend this game at all.”
“This game is as sloppy and stinks of cash grabbing as it can be.”
- atmosphere7 mentions
- 43 % positive mentions
- 14 % neutral mentions
- 43 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is praised for its well-designed environments and effective lighting, contributing to a thrilling and immersive experience. While the music enhances the overall ambiance, some players find the NPCs and animations lacking, leading to a somewhat stiff feel. Despite minor bugs and questionable design choices, the game's atmosphere is generally regarded as polished and enjoyable.
“The environments are well-designed and detailed, and the lighting effects add to the overall atmosphere.”
“Enjoyable music, great overall atmosphere.”
“Overall, the atmosphere is beautifully presented and the game is enjoyable.”
“NPCs have very generic and merely a few animations; there is hardly any voice acting in the game. The whole atmosphere in the game feels stiff, as if you're playing a fan-made sandbox game.”
“Mini and main stories fail to develop an actual atmosphere for the game.”
“The environments are well-designed and detailed, but the lighting effects do not significantly enhance the overall atmosphere.”
- emotional3 mentions
- 67 % positive mentions
- -67 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of Thief Simulator is mixed; while some players feel a sense of empowerment and excitement in their virtual thievery, others find the story lacking and the gameplay mechanics frustrating, leading to a disconnection from the intended immersive experience.
“The story is boring and feels like a ploy to push you into spending more money on overpriced items or grinding to level up your skills for the next mission.”
“The emotional depth is lacking, making it hard to connect with the characters or care about their journeys.”
“I found the emotional moments to be forced and unconvincing, which detracted from the overall experience.”
- character development2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game has been criticized for its lack of narrative depth and character development, leaving players feeling that the characters are underdeveloped despite an engaging premise.
“🤷♂️ Lack of narrative depth: while the game provides an engaging premise, it lacks significant narrative depth or character development.”
“Lacks significant narrative depth or character development.”