The Long Drive
- September 25, 2019
- Genesz
- 9h median play time
"The Long Drive" is a co-op/multiplayer road trip game set in an almost infinite, procedurally generated desert landscape. Emphasizing freedom, driving, and exploration, the game features minimal car maintenance and survival elements. Players can drive across varied terrain, modify their vehicles, and explore the vast desert with few limitations.
Reviews
- humor829 mentions
- 99 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 1 % negative mentions
The humor in this game is predominantly characterized by its chaotic, janky mechanics and absurd situations, often leading to hilarious moments, especially when played with friends. Players frequently mention the game's crude and juvenile humor, including toilet jokes and bizarre physics, which contribute to its charm despite being polarizing. Overall, the game is seen as a source of laughter and entertainment, particularly in multiplayer settings, where the unpredictability of glitches and interactions enhances the comedic experience.
“The wild random craziness makes it hilarious and a sure shot for good times with friends.”
“Sometimes at how silly things can get, sometimes with utter frustration at how impossible something might be, whatever the reason, you'll end up laughing and that is why this game is so good.”
“The long drive offers a quirky and humorous take on the driving simulator genre, providing a unique experience that stands out from typical games.”
“Terrible random generation which is ridiculously transparent and outright dull, current day humor (read painfully unfunny) and poorly optimized.”
“That's not funny, that's just annoying.”
“The radio and enemy dialog contains some similarly unfunny humor.”
- stability604 mentions
- 1 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 99 % negative mentions
The game's stability is widely criticized, with players reporting numerous bugs and glitches that significantly impact gameplay, especially in multiplayer mode. While many find the chaotic nature of these issues adds a humorous charm, others describe the experience as frustrating and unplayable at times. Overall, the game is considered a "buggy mess," but it retains a dedicated following due to its entertaining potential when played with friends.
“Very stable and not buggy at all!”
“Best enjoyed with friends - the multiplayer is bug free and a real feast for the eyes.”
“Very stable, polished, well optimized, and not buggy at all. Highly recommend.”
“Game has been out for 5 years and still full of bugs and glitches, almost unplayable.”
“The game is extremely buggy and very janky; these bugs are only slightly funny when playing with a mate, but other than that, this game is incredibly bad.”
“This game is a buggy, disastrous masterpiece; I absolutely adore this game.”
- gameplay554 mentions
- 27 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "The Long Drive" is characterized by a unique blend of driving mechanics, resource management, and quirky humor, making it both engaging and entertaining, especially in multiplayer settings. Players enjoy the realistic vehicle mechanics and the challenge of scavenging for supplies, though many note that the gameplay can become repetitive over time due to a lack of content and variety. While the game features a charmingly janky aesthetic and fun mechanics, it is often marred by bugs and a steep learning curve, leading to mixed feelings about its overall execution and longevity.
“The mechanics of fuel management, car repairs, and scavenging for supplies add layers of challenge that keep the gameplay engaging.”
“The driving mechanics are realistic, requiring players to navigate rough terrain, avoid obstacles, and maintain their vehicle to prevent breakdowns.”
“The gameplay loop is simple yet satisfying: drive through the desert, slowly upgrading your car as you go.”
“A horribly optimized game with broken physics and shallow mechanics that seems, at times, to resent the fact you're playing it at all.”
“However, the lack of updates and new content leads to repetitive and ultimately boring gameplay.”
“The gameplay loop is repetitive and uninspired.”
- graphics296 mentions
- 28 % positive mentions
- 63 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players praising the stunning landscapes and atmospheric visuals, while others criticize the simplistic and outdated graphics that can be visually jarring. Many users note that the game runs well on lower-end PCs, but performance issues and graphical glitches are common, detracting from the overall experience. Despite these shortcomings, some players appreciate the unique art style and engaging gameplay, suggesting that the graphics do not overshadow the fun and creativity of the game.
“The visuals are stunning, with beautifully rendered landscapes that stretch as far as the eye can see.”
“The graphics are top tier, almost identical to the real world.”
“The graphics, physics, and overall look of this game may be pretty bad but it is still probably my favorite game of all time.”
“15 euros for potato graphics with no tutorial?”
“It's like they dug up graphics from the stone age.”
“The graphics are absolutely terrible (but I get an amazing framerate, so that's good).”
- story209 mentions
- 12 % positive mentions
- 78 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The game's story is often described as minimalistic, with a simple premise of driving to visit one's mother after an apocalypse, but many players appreciate the emotional depth and personal narratives that emerge during gameplay. While some reviews highlight the lack of structured quests or a traditional storyline, others find the environmental storytelling and player-driven experiences engaging. Overall, the narrative is seen as a backdrop to the driving experience, allowing players to create their own stories within the game's open world.
“This game clearly has a much deeper story than any of its advertising lets on.”
“The story is amazing through every chapter and extremely emotional.”
“The game's minimalist approach to storytelling and atmospheric sound design add to the sense of isolation and adventure, making it a unique and unforgettable experience for any road trip enthusiast!”
“There's no narrative or story other than a note in your mailbox from your mother asking you to visit her.”
“The long drive doesn't have that much of a plot and most things are there as throwaway gags which creates a very eerie and unique vibe.”
“There's no end, no point, no story, nothing, just a road you drive on forever.”
- music205 mentions
- 22 % positive mentions
- 76 % neutral mentions
- 2 % negative mentions
The music aspect of the game is a mixed bag, with players appreciating the ability to add their own tracks to a custom radio feature, which enhances the overall experience and replayability. While the in-game soundtrack and radio hosts provide some charm and humor, many users note that the selection is limited and can lead to lag issues when switching songs. Overall, the game is seen as a relaxing backdrop for listening to music or podcasts while driving through its expansive environments.
“The custom radio feature makes it 10 times better - it's different when your music comes from the car's radio instead of playing some music video in the background.”
“Driving down the road listening to my favorite song through the custom radio is really amazing; it can play your songs from your computer in the files you set it.”
“This game is great to just vibe to some music and relax in.”
“The game lacks a soundtrack, relying instead on the ambient sounds of the desert and the occasional radio broadcasts that players can find in-game.”
“There are some bugs that need fixing, like when you have the custom radio the game freezes whenever the song changes.”
“The music on the radio is varied but there's about two tracks per station, and if you only speak English, non-English tracks can be a problem.”
- optimization132 mentions
- 14 % positive mentions
- 62 % neutral mentions
- 24 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has received widespread criticism, with many players reporting significant performance issues, including frequent stuttering, frame drops, and instability in multiplayer modes. While some users note that the developers are actively working on improvements, the overall consensus is that the game is poorly optimized, even on high-end systems, making it difficult to enjoy fully. Despite its fun gameplay, the optimization problems detract from the experience, leading many to recommend waiting for further updates before purchasing.
“The performance of this game is fantastic.”
“Developers are reportedly working on rewriting core parts of the game to improve its performance.”
“The game has also seen significant improvement in terms of optimization, especially on the desert and winter biome, and though not perfect, the game can generally hover a couple fps around 60 most of the time.”
“A horribly optimized game with broken physics and shallow mechanics that seems, at times, to resent the fact you're playing it at all.”
“The performance is abhorrent.”
“The absolute worst optimization I've seen in a long time.”
- atmosphere68 mentions
- 57 % positive mentions
- 38 % neutral mentions
- 4 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is widely praised for its immersive and unique qualities, blending a sense of isolation with moments of humor and surrealism. Players appreciate the engaging sound design, particularly the radio stations, which enhance the driving experience through the vast desert landscape. While some critiques mention repetitiveness and technical shortcomings, the overall ambiance and emotional depth of the game create a captivating journey that resonates with many players.
“From the moment I hopped into my car, I was immersed in an atmospheric experience that kept me captivated for hours.”
“Its immersive atmosphere, challenging gameplay, and compelling narrative come together to create a truly unforgettable experience.”
“The ambient sound design further enhances the atmosphere, with the soft hum of the engine and the gentle rustle of the wind creating an immersive sense of immersion.”
“While this fits the game’s atmosphere, it can also contribute to the feeling of repetitiveness.”
“Lack of atmosphere”
“While the advertising cinematics make this game seem pretty, the player models looked ridiculous and the poo and pee mechanics undermined any kind of atmosphere.”
- grinding66 mentions
- 5 % positive mentions
- 61 % neutral mentions
- 35 % negative mentions
The grinding aspect of the game is widely criticized for being excessively tedious and time-consuming, often requiring players to invest significant hours without much reward. Many reviewers note that the repetitive tasks, clunky controls, and frustrating driving mechanics contribute to a monotonous experience, although some find enjoyment in the mindless nature of grinding when paired with background entertainment. Overall, players should be prepared for a long and often frustrating grind if they choose to engage with this game.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“One long, tedious grind.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“If you want to have a chance at finding anything remotely of value, you will have to pack up the vehicle with necessary items, which -again- are the same ones whether this is your 1st or 183rd run, and that becomes incredibly tedious after having done it once.”
“Very clunky and frustrating controls making the most mundane task difficult and tedious.”
“This game is very grindy so be prepared because you can play this game for hours and not know what has happened in real life.”
- replayability40 mentions
- 23 % positive mentions
- 68 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The replayability of "The Long Drive" is a mixed bag among players. While some appreciate the potential for infinite replay value through features like custom music and random seed generation, others feel the game currently lacks sufficient content and multiplayer functionality, limiting its long-term appeal. Overall, many believe that with future updates and improvements, particularly in multiplayer, the game's replayability could significantly increase.
“There is an option to add your own music to the radio, and this adds near infinite replayability.”
“The replayability of 'The Long Drive' is also high, with players able to return to the game again and again, trying to beat their previous scores or trying new drivers and vehicles.”
“It can be very relaxing and has great replayability with the random seed generation.”
“Until then, it really has no replay value in my eyes whatsoever.”
“The long drive suffers from a significant lack of content and replayability.”
“I get that it isn't supposed to have a lot of content and is more based on the atmosphere/vibes and stuff, but personally I don't find it to have much replay value.”
- emotional24 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game is described as a profound journey that evokes a wide range of feelings, from acceptance and calmness to laughter and tears. Players report experiencing a unique emotional connection to the story and characters, often feeling heartwarming and nostalgic, despite some technical frustrations. Overall, the game is seen as an emotional rollercoaster that resonates deeply with players, making it a memorable experience.
“This game made me feel a unique sense of acceptance and calmness of the challenges that may approach me along the miles and hours of winding roads and waving hills.”
“An emotional journey that will touch your soul from start to finish.”
“If you ever felt the need to go on a very long adventure that will change you emotionally, help you understand yourself, kill you or almost kill you and hopefully change the way you look at everything - just because you feel lost, insignificant and you have nothing to lose... well then this game is for you my man.”
- monetization13 mentions
- 15 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 85 % negative mentions
The monetization aspect of the game has received mixed reviews, with some users labeling it a "cash grab" and criticizing misleading advertising that doesn't reflect the actual gameplay experience. However, others appreciate the absence of microtransactions and find it a refreshing alternative to more exploitative titles, suggesting it offers a fun experience without the typical financial pitfalls. Overall, while the game may not meet all expectations set by its promotional content, it is seen as a viable option for those seeking a low-cost, interactive diversion.
“If you are bored of crappy high-end video games and need something to play that is fun and has no microtransactions, this might just be the game for you.”
“This game has access to mods and it doesn't have microtransactions.”
“Game cash grab.”
“Pure cash grab.”
“This is a cash grab, don't fall for the YouTubers and their false promises for what this game is.”
- character development1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Character development in the game is noted for its unique and unsettling character designs, which some players find to be the standout feature. However, the presence of numerous game-breaking bugs detracts from the overall experience, overshadowing the potential for deeper character exploration.