The dog that needed a fridge

Well. It is what it is. That's.. it's a.. you gotta make it to the fridge factory to sleep in a fridge, it's too hot to be outside the fridge. Don't be that dog. The dog that is not in the fridge on a day like this. Just don't become a pile of ash on your way home. That would be boring for everyone, don't waste your time cooling down though. Being as warm as you are, you're bound to piss off every…