The Cheapie Wars

When Suave Dude is hunted down by his former elite squad, the twisted "Cheapies", he turns to the only man he can still trust: His former archenemy, Kung Fu Man! Can these two overcome their differences within seven 30-speechbubble cutscenes and survive the Cheapies' weird abilities? Don't answer, this is just the flavor text, it can't hear you, I'm sorry, that technology is still not ready. No…