Steamulator 2019
- January 30, 2019
- Mutant Entertainment Studios
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Reviews
- The game is enjoyable and addictive for the price, providing a simplistic yet engaging experience.
- It features good graphics, cheerful music, and fun references that appeal to its target audience.
- Some players found it to be a decent time-waster, especially for those who enjoy similar games like 'Sort the Court'.
- The game often fails to start, leading to frustration and disappointment among players.
- Many mechanics are confusing, with unclear consequences for choices, making gameplay feel pointless and repetitive.
- It suffers from bugs and lacks sufficient content, resulting in a very short playtime and underwhelming mini-games.
- gameplay3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players suggest enhancing gameplay by incorporating a mechanic that visually indicates the impact of choices on resources, which would aid in resource management as choices become repetitive. While some find the mechanics confusing, others appreciate the humor and low-cost entertainment value.
“My suggestion would be to add a mechanic, which I believe 'Reigns' had, that displays which resources are going to be affected by your choice and how (display whether they go up or down), but only if you made that choice before.”
“That'll help streamline the gameplay a little after the choices start repeating, so players who invested more time into the game will have an easier time managing the resources without having to manually remember (or write down) the results of their previous choices.”
“I don't get the mechanics, but I did get a giggle out of it at a cost of 50 cents.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy is perceived as a cash grab, reminiscent of the developer's previous game, which also faced criticism for its high costs despite initial success with loot boxes.
“Long story short, it just seems like a cash grab to me, as was their last game after the initial lootbox simulator success that was alright but probably not worth the cost.”
“The monetization strategy feels overly aggressive, making it hard to enjoy the game without spending extra money.”
“I feel like the game is designed to push players towards microtransactions rather than rewarding them for their time and effort.”
- grinding1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect tedious due to the rapid repetition of cards, which may lead to a need for memorization of their effects.
“The cards start repeating rather quickly, so you could potentially try to remember them and their effects, but that's quite tedious.”
“Grinding feels like a never-ending chore, with little reward for the time invested.”
“The repetitive nature of grinding makes it hard to stay engaged; it often feels like I'm just going through the motions.”
- humor1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is often criticized as being flat and lacking depth, contributing to a sense of pointlessness and dissatisfaction among players. Many feel that the limited gameplay options exacerbate these issues, leading to a brief and unfulfilling experience.
- stability1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's stability is considered subpar, with users noting that it struggles compared to other titles that have had more time for troubleshooting and optimization.
“Other worse games would have it beat, but they had troubleshooting time on their side.”
“The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable.”
“I experienced constant lag and disconnections, which ruined the overall experience.”
- graphics1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics are generally well-received, complemented by cheerful music and enjoyable references, which enhance the overall experience and elevate the game beyond potential shortcomings.
“The graphics are stunning, bringing the game world to life with vibrant colors and intricate details.”
“The art style is unique and captivating, making every scene a visual delight.”
“The character designs are beautifully rendered, adding depth and personality to the gameplay experience.”
- music1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is described as cheerful and enjoyable, contributing positively to the overall experience and helping to elevate the game's quality despite other shortcomings.
“The cheerful music really elevates the overall experience, making it enjoyable and engaging.”
“The soundtrack is a perfect blend of upbeat tunes that keep the energy high throughout the game.”
“The music adds a layer of charm and nostalgia, enhancing the fun references and visuals.”