Star Intern, Aboard the S.S. D-Za-Star!

You groggily awaken in a cryopod, “Well first day of work. Can’t believe I scored an internship on the SS D-Za-Star!” Your shift log flashes, “WARNING MULTI-SYSTEM FAILURE, LIFE SUPPORT CRITICAL, CONTAINMENT BREACH, SHIP MIND CORRUPTION…” then glitches out. Ship Mind 3R15 blares over the speakers, “Hello, human intern. Remain calm. Everything is fine. Stay in your pod. Your components will be recy…