Sensible Chess World

Timmy, its time to grow out of your childish games and toys and learn a sensible game for sensible adults: Chess. No, put those army men down, they don't belong on a chess board.  Hey! what are you doing with that rubber T-Rex?!? NO! Stop it!  Get that Hotwheels car out of here!  Is that a goat?!!  TIMMYYYYY!!!