Report from Inside the Mathmological Bureau

In an Exclusive Exposé, after years of deep undercover journalism, the late Starshine Delight shines a light on the violent, inhumane nature of the Mathmological Bureau of Measurement Standards and Unreal Specimen Containment! Learn the about the unusual creatures held captive indefinitely. Discover the shocking truth behind Starshine's tragic death!!  All of this brought to you by the Silvershoe …