Rasher Dasher

The all new endless* runner game all the kids are raging about. So grab some bacon, sit back whilst we take you on a 'holesome' adventure** through the forest that for some reason has trees on the ceiling. Which way is up? I don't know! And before you start questioning the physics of walking up walls, may I remind you, you are a sentient pig on a hover board and are able to gain 'magical' abilitie…