Cheese & Quackers! You are Dewey von Drake, a rubber ducky working as a programmer's assistant. It's January 13th, National Rubber Ducky Day, and instead of taking the day off and swimming around in your bathtub, here you are watching people code. Horribly. After hours on end watching line after line of gosh-darn-awful and buggy code, you snap and decide to go rogue. Together with now-retired Du…