Press Escape to Quit

If you quit the game, you win! Just make sure to look at all of the ads from our lovely sponsors first, and close them to the beat. ***NOTE: [PRESS ESCAPE TO QUIT] AND ITS VARIOUS SPONSORS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY SOFTWARE, MALWARE, SPYWARE, ADWARE, HARDWARE, SILVERWARE, FREEWARE. OR STONEWARE THAT MAY BE COVERTLY INSTALLED TO YOUR COMPUTER DURING THE GAME'S RUNTIME. ALL COURT FILINGS SHOULD B…