PO'ed: Definitive Edition

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PO'ed: Definitive Edition is a remastered version of the 1995 shooter game, where you play as a spaceship captain seeking revenge on aliens who kidnapped your crew and hijacked your ship. The game features updated visuals, increased framerate, and up to 4K 144 FPS performance, providing a more enjoyable and smoother gaming experience. Prepare to face 16 different types of alien enemies, ranging from rock-throwing ogres to plasma-shooting robots, while navigating through 24 explosive levels filled with action-packed gameplay.

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Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

80%

Audience ScoreBased on 142 reviews

humor14 positive mentions

music3 negative mentions

The remaster by Nightdive Studios preserves the unique charm and absurdity of the original game, making it a nostalgic experience for fans of the 90s FPS genre.
The jetpack mechanic is highly praised, providing a fun and dynamic way to navigate the game's bizarre environments.
Despite its flaws, the game offers a quirky and memorable experience, with a distinct art style and humor that appeals to those who appreciate unconventional games.

The level design is often confusing and poorly executed, leading to frustration and disorientation for players.
Combat mechanics are criticized for being unresponsive and floaty, with hit detection issues and frustrating enemy behavior.
Many players find the weapons unsatisfying and the overall gameplay experience lacking compared to other classic FPS titles.

gameplay
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
50%
25%
The gameplay of "po'ed" is characterized by its simplicity, focusing on finding exits while shooting enemies with a variety of weapons. However, many players find the mechanics and level design to be bland and unchallenging, with basic enemy behaviors that can be either straightforward or frustrating. While there are some enjoyable elements, the overall experience is considered lacking, particularly for those seeking a more engaging challenge.
- “Gameplay of Po'ed is fairly simple: find the exit while shooting anything in your way with a variety of weapons.”
- “I realize that the level design may not be for everyone, but it's nothing insurmountable (just consult some gameplay videos to proceed without issues).”
- “Despite the unenjoyable state of the gameplay, there is a lot of really cool stuff in this game.”
- “Just watch gameplay or play on easy, there is nothing to enjoy here if you want something challenging to engage in.”
- “This game has some of the crappiest FPS mechanics a 90's shooter can have, and I respect it for it.”
- “Enemies are also pretty basic in terms of mechanics, either being very straightforward or extremely annoying.”
humor
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
88%
13%
The game's humor is characterized by absurdity and a nostalgic nod to 90s gross-out comedy, reminiscent of titles like "Boogerman" and shows like "Ren & Stimpy." While it successfully blends comedic character design with serious gameplay elements, it is best appreciated by fans of retro shooters and those seeking a satirical take on classic titles like "Doom." Overall, the humor is deemed hilarious, though some reviewers suggest waiting for a patch before purchasing.
- “Personality, absurd humor, and obvious passion manage to make this worthwhile to anyone who loves retro shooters or just generally likes to dig into bizarre and forgotten games.”
- “All negatives aside, the humor of the game is pretty hilarious, and I do enjoy aspects of the game. I would only recommend this to people looking for a satirical parody of Doom.”
- “Aesthetically, this is the midway point between Earthworm Jim and MDK, in first-person shooter form -- cartoonish enemies and weapons in that 90's gross-out humor vein, with the wild, futuristic abstraction of texture abominations that is MDK's environment design.”
- “Like, is this supposed to be funny?”
- “Like, is this supposed to be funny?”
music
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
14%
65%
21%
The game's music is largely absent, with players noting that there is no soundtrack during gameplay, aside from some intro music. While the composition of the limited tracks is considered good, the overall lack of music contributes to a feeling of emptiness in the game. Many players resorted to using external soundtracks to enhance their experience.
- “The game lacks music and just feels really empty, as well as the texture work being dull (I don't blame Nightdive as this was a 3DO game originally).”
- “The composing is pretty good, but be that as it may, you barely get to listen to it since there are only two tracks (which I personally sorted by playing the Quake III Arena soundtrack during gameplay in the background).”
- “I will warn though, the game does not have any music at all (other than intro music) and a rather confusing layout for maps.”
graphics
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
42%
25%
The graphics of "Po'ed" are described as visually bizarre yet charming, blending cartoonish elements reminiscent of 90s titles like "Earthworm Jim" and "MDK." While it may not achieve the aesthetic finesse of games like "Duke Nukem," its unique art style, satisfying gunplay, and appealing level designs contribute positively to the overall experience. The game's visuals, though simple, effectively enhance its ambiance and charm.
- “Aesthetically, Po'ed is visually bizarre and it honestly really works in its favor.”
- “Satisfying gunplay, nice ambience, good art style, and calming sound effects.”
- “Aesthetically, this is the midway point between Earthworm Jim and MDK, in first-person shooter form -- cartoonish enemies and weapons in that 90's gross-out humor vein, with the wild, futuristic abstraction of texture abominations that is MDK's environment design.”
- “Aesthetically, this is the midway point between Earthworm Jim and MDK, in first person shooter form -- cartoonish enemies and weapons in that 90's gross-out humor vein, with the wild, futuristic abstraction of texture abominations that is MDK's environment design.”
- “Whilst it never pulls off the aesthetic as effectively as something like Duke Nukem, the attempt is still very much appreciated, as it adds a certain level of charm that elevates the game as a whole.”
- “Aesthetically, PO'ed is visually bizarre and it honestly really works in its favor.”
atmosphere
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
80%
10%
10%
The atmosphere of the game is described as bizarre and grotesque, reminiscent of the unique style of the '90s, with a strong emphasis on cryptic level design that can be difficult to navigate. The sound design enhances this strange ambiance, featuring distinct enemy sounds and effective ambient effects that contribute positively to the overall experience. However, the overall coherence of the environment is often lacking, leaving players feeling disoriented.
- “This is a weird and grotesque title, a child of the unrepeatable and brilliant '90s atmosphere.”
- “There's surprisingly good atmosphere, mainly as a product of the strong style.”
- “The sound design is pretty good; nothing is obnoxious, enemies are distinct, and the ambient sounds add to the strange atmosphere.”
- “The atmosphere is weird, nothing makes sense, and the maps are practically impossible to parse.”
story
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The story features intriguing enemies, such as women with arm guns and butt monsters, but their appearances are limited to only a few early missions, leaving players wanting more engagement with these unique characters throughout the game.
character development
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Character development in the game features a blend of humorous design and serious gameplay, creating a unique contrast that enhances the overall experience. Players appreciate the engaging mix of cool weapons, puzzles, and dynamic jetpack action, which contribute to the depth of the characters.
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players appreciate the improved framerate and enhanced controls, which contribute to a more enjoyable and accessible gameplay experience. These quality-of-life features make the game more replayable, as they facilitate easier completion and encourage players to revisit the content.

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