NotTheNameWeWanted

89%
Game Brain Score Based on 1,660 reviews
  • humor
  • graphics
  • gameplay
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"NotTheNameWeWanted" is a casual Thriller game with a unique story and humor, presented in a satirical style reminiscent of South Park. The game is easy to play, challenging to master, and offers a nostalgic Snake-like experience, with a stunning visual and soundtrack parodying a popular driving game. Profits from this game support the young people’s charity Peer Productions.

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89%
Audience ScoreBased on 1,660 reviews
humor241 positive mentions
monetization4 negative mentions
  • The game features humorous and satirical elements that resonate well with British culture.
  • All profits from the game go to charity, making it a feel-good purchase.
  • The hand-drawn graphics and unique sound effects add a quirky charm to the gameplay.
  • The gameplay is repetitive and can become frustrating, especially with unresponsive controls.
  • The humor may not translate well for players unfamiliar with British culture, leading to a lack of enjoyment.
  • The game is very short, with a playtime of around 30 minutes, which may not justify the price for some players.
  • humor245 mentions

    The humor in this game is a standout feature, characterized by its crude, British satire and absurdity, often drawing laughs from its caricatures and political references. While many players find the humor charming and entertaining, particularly if they appreciate British culture, others note that it can be hit or miss, with some jokes feeling repetitive or less impactful over time. Overall, the game is seen as a fun, albeit short, experience that delivers plenty of laughs, especially for those familiar with its cultural context.

    • “It's hilarious and honestly this was where the biggest laughs came from.”
    • “This short game pokes fun at the GTA games and its crudely drawn visuals are, for lack of better terms, 'charmingly hilarious.' Worth a short playthrough so I would recommend it to any GTA lovers who just want a good little laugh.”
    • “It's the classic snake game but with subversive (and very British) humor.”
    • “It's not funny.”
    • “Those 30 minutes I got bored, and to tell you the truth, it was funny for about 5. This game is not funny enough.”
    • “Not funny.”
  • graphics168 mentions

    The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the intentionally crude, hand-drawn style as charming and fitting for its satirical tone, while others criticize them as horrendous or lazy. Many players appreciate the unique aesthetic and humor, noting that the visuals contribute to the overall experience, even if they are not technically impressive. Overall, the graphics are seen as a deliberate design choice that enhances the game's quirky appeal, despite varying opinions on their quality.

    • “The graphics are amazing, the sounds are amazing, and the storyline fits the game perfectly.”
    • “The graphics are state of the art, and do I really need to mention that the soundtrack is extraordinary.”
    • “The graphics in this game are superb.”
    • “The store page lets you know right away that the horrendous graphics are 100% intentional, but even as a joke, they hurt to look at.”
    • “The art style isn't that great; basically, it looks like someone drew it on a piece of notebook paper, which fits with the 'not GTAV' theme as if someone was doodling this game in class at school.”
    • “The graphics are crude drawings; the sound effects, music, and everything else is entirely made by mouth.”
  • gameplay113 mentions

    The gameplay is primarily a simplistic and repetitive variation of the classic "snake" game, featuring basic mechanics focused on obstacle avoidance and item collection. While some players find the humor and unique art style enjoyable, many criticize the gameplay for being janky, visually unappealing, and lacking depth. Overall, it offers a mix of fun and frustration, with some appreciating its comedic elements despite its shortcomings.

    • “Intense gameplay, had me on the edge of my seat.”
    • “The gameplay is some of the most immersive I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing.”
    • “The gameplay is outstanding.”
    • “Ultimately this game is a 'snake' game, but with its own set of rules and modifications on how you can play and win the level; unfortunately, these features or mechanics are really annoying.”
    • “The gameplay is pretty boring and one-dimensional.”
    • “As for the actual gameplay, it sucks.”
  • story98 mentions

    The game's story is a mixed bag, with some players praising its humor and depth, while others criticize it for being shallow or disjointed. Many reviews highlight the comedic and satirical elements, likening it to a parody of GTA, but opinions vary on its emotional impact and complexity. Overall, it seems to offer an entertaining experience, though not all players find it deeply engaging or meaningful.

    • “The story grips you from the start and never lets go of your squirming little worthless soul until it is satisfied; and then keeps going.”
    • “The game is a masterpiece with intricate character building and a carefully built story with plenty of twists accompanied by exciting action.”
    • “The graphics are amazing, the audio is a dream come true, and the story mode is so engaging!”
    • “There's not much story to speak of; you play as different characters and their stories act more like jokes than an actual narrative.”
    • “There's nothing really deep about it, no complex and subtle message or overarching storyline; just three unrelated slices of British life.”
    • “The story is some kind of messed up parody of GTA V set in Great Britain.”
  • music85 mentions

    The music in the game has received overwhelmingly positive feedback, with many users praising its quirky, humorous, and unique qualities that enhance the overall experience. Reviewers highlight the soundtrack as a standout feature, often describing it as better than that of major franchises like GTA, and some even commend the innovative use of mouth-made sounds. Overall, the soundtrack is considered a significant reason to purchase the game, with many recommending the soundtrack DLC for its quality and charm.

    • “The soundtrack in this game is just hilarious.”
    • “For the price, I didn't expect much from this game, but when I bought it, installed it, and ran the game for the very first time, I instantly fell in love with the music.”
    • “The voice acting and music is what really takes the cake though; the time that went into composing and performing the music in this masterpiece is astonishing.”
    • “The graphics are crude drawing, the sound effects, music and everything else is entirely made by mouth.”
    • “Can't give a positive review for the disappointing lack of a soundtrack.”
    • “All the while the most terrible music and sound effects I ever had the displeasure of hearing played.”
  • emotional12 mentions

    Players overwhelmingly describe the game as an emotionally impactful experience, often leading to tears of joy and heartbreak due to its compelling story and dramatic elements. The combination of realistic graphics and a deeply engaging narrative evokes strong feelings, with many expressing that the game profoundly affected them, sometimes likening the experience to intense emotional highs. Overall, the emotional depth of the game is a standout feature that resonates strongly with players.

    • “The sounds and graphics from this game are so much better, the story was so good that at the end I cried and was so happy at the same time; this game fulfilled my life.”
    • “Realistic graphics, my Titan X barely ran this but it was worth it for the heartbreaking story.”
    • “Embark on the most heart-pumping, heart-breaking, and heartfelt game you have ever played.”
  • replayability10 mentions

    Overall, the game's replayability is mixed; while some players appreciate the inclusion of achievements and multiple difficulty modes that can extend playtime to a few hours, many feel that the short gameplay length (around 20-45 minutes) limits its overall replay value. The humor and unique mechanics may encourage a single playthrough, but the lack of substantial content beyond achievement hunting leaves it feeling less engaging for repeated sessions.

    • “As for gameplay, the game gives you total liberty, which reminds me of Metal Gear Solid V, and the game has lots of achievements to unlock, which increases replayability by 100%. You won't feel like stopping playing until you unlock them all.”
    • “You can beat the game in around 20-30 minutes, but 4 difficulty modes and achievements add replay value to maybe 3-4 hours.”
    • “It is quite short, although it has some replay value as there are some rare achievements and even a bonus 'original snake minigame' hidden within.”
    • “Low replay value”
    • “But there's only about 30 - 45 minutes of gameplay and replay value is pretty much just achievement hunting (which really falls more into the humor category in my opinion).”
    • “This game is for people who want to support charity and have a chuckle for a few minutes, as its replay value does not equate for more than two or three hours tops.”
  • monetization8 mentions

    The monetization aspect of the game is highlighted by the absence of microtransactions, which some players appreciate as a refreshing change in an industry often criticized for fake advertising and overpriced content. However, others feel that the game itself lacks quality and is perceived as a cash grab, leading to mixed feelings about its overall value.

    • “No microtransactions?”
    • “GTAV but without microtransactions.”
    • “No microtransactions.”
    • “It wouldn't be a big deal if they made a fun game, but this is quite possibly the worst game I have played on Steam and feels like a cash grab.”
    • “This is an awful game and promoting this type of cash grab with a purchase is not something I would recommend to anybody.”
    • “In a world of fake advertising and overpriced stuff.”
  • optimization7 mentions

    Overall, the game is praised for its strong optimization, delivering smooth gameplay and good performance on PC, even on lower-end systems. Users note that it runs significantly better than other titles, such as GTA V, making it a worthwhile investment despite its graphics.

    • “Why spend $60 for sub-par graphics that you can't even run on your PC when you can pay $3 for well-optimized 720p gameplay?”
    • “The gameplay is smooth and highly optimized for PC.”
    • “I get an outstanding 30fps while I cannot run GTA V, so this game is much better optimized.”
    • “Not GTA V doesn't have Rockstar Club forced on you and is optimized to run on PC.”
    • “It's properly optimized though, I'll give it that.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and poorly designed, often requiring excessive effort that detracts from the overall enjoyment.

    • “Grinding can be a rewarding experience if you enjoy the journey of leveling up your character.”
    • “The grind is real, but it feels satisfying to see your hard work pay off with each achievement.”
    • “Investing time in grinding allows you to unlock powerful abilities and gear that enhance your gameplay.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “However, if your sense of humor is anything like mine, then you're not going to laugh, and all you're left with is a tedious, badly designed game.”
  • character development2 mentions

    Character development is highly praised, receiving a perfect score of 10/10 for its depth and exceptional storytelling, which significantly enhances the overall experience.

    • “Character development: 10/10”
    • “I really enjoyed the story as it was very deep, and the character development was out of this world.”
  • atmosphere2 mentions

    The game's hand-drawn visuals enhance its unique droll atmosphere, while the inclusion of multiple playable characters and varied gameplay options contributes to a gritty and immersive experience. Overall, the atmosphere is described as both engaging and deeply atmospheric, effectively complementing the game's features.

    • “The hand-drawn visuals fit the rest of the game like a glove; they add immeasurably to the droll atmosphere.”
    • “This game has a lot more features than 'Gone Home', including three playable characters, different run speeds, and the choice of how you play out scenarios. It's a very in-depth game with a gritty and dark atmosphere.”
  • stability1 mentions

    The game has been criticized for its poor stability, with users reporting buggy controls and overall low-quality graphics. Despite these issues, some acknowledge its charitable intentions.

    • “This game is terrible. I'm sorry, it just is. I mean, its controls are buggy and it's obviously poorly designed.”
    • “The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable.”
    • “I experienced constant lag and glitches that ruined the overall experience.”
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Play time

163hMedian play time
126hAverage play time
52-200hSpent by most gamers
*Based on 2 analyzed playthroughs

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