No Time For Pants

About

No Time For Pants is a single player action game. It was developed by Pixel Push Inc and was released on October 23, 2025. It received very positive reviews from players.

In "No Time For Pants," you play as a Neural Organic Replicant Model trapped in a hostile, AI-controlled facility. Navigate procedurally generated levels, loot gear, and upgrade weapons while battling enemies in tactical combat. Each run challenges you to adapt and survive, but extracting your gains is key to progressing and uncovering your fading humanity.

Genres & Tags

Action

Play Modes

Single-Player

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93%

Audience ScoreBased on 27 reviews

humor5 positive mentions

gameplay3 negative mentions

The game features a fun and engaging gameplay loop with a unique aesthetic and atmosphere, making it a standout in the roguelike genre.
The developer is responsive and actively works on fixing bugs and improving the game, which enhances the overall experience.
The variety of weapons, gear, and upgrades adds depth to the gameplay, allowing for meaningful customization and strategic choices.

The small and hard-to-see crosshair can lead to frustrating gameplay, especially in dark environments where aiming becomes difficult.
The game lacks a proper tutorial and clear instructions, making it challenging for new players to understand the mechanics and UI.
Some design choices, such as character death upon quitting and the rapid battery drain from upgrades, can feel punishing and detract from the enjoyment.

gameplay
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is engaging and features a variety of interesting mechanics, including diverse weapon attachments and character upgrades that enhance the experience. While the current design is enjoyable, some players suggest that expanding the mechanical depth and reimagining certain elements, like boss encounters, could further improve the game. Overall, the unique mechanics contribute to its charm and distinguish it from others in the genre.
- “Very fun and interesting game with lots of cool mechanics.”
- “The gameplay loop is fun, and for the price, it's definitely worth getting.”
- “The developer probably needs to expand the mechanical depth of the game if they want the second boss to still work how they currently do, but I really think it should be a completely different design built around navigating a maze, like the lobby was.”
- “All the different systems and mechanics at play, with a lot of different attachments for both your weapons and gear, plus the augment upgrades for your character, are all very cool with their respective perks, trade-offs, and visual changes.”
- “It may seem a bit different in terms of how some of the mechanics are done at first, but I think that's part of the charm for this game that will help make it stand out from others in the same genre.”
humor
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is characterized by its quirky writing and intense situations, blending fun with a darkly comedic edge. Players appreciate the quick-witted responses and the absurdity of certain moments, such as the unsettling yet hilarious death screams, which add to the overall experience.
- “The writing is very funny as well.”
- “It's fun, quirky, a bit of humor, and an unforgiving game with unlimited respawns.”
- “The guns have a nice punch to them and the screaming when you die is both unsettling and hilarious.”
graphics
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics in "No Time for Pants" are praised for their effective pixel art style, which contributes to a unique aesthetic and immersive atmosphere. However, some users noted issues with readability during certain gameplay moments, such as blurred text after boss fights. Overall, the visuals enhance the game's engaging gameplay and sense of dread in darker environments.
- “The pixel art works great and looks good; audio plays a big part when you can't see above or in front of you in some cases. The sense of dread when you walk down a darkened corridor and your batteries just ran out brings out a great experience in the game.”
- “No Time for Pants is a really fun spin on the rogue-like genre with a neat aesthetic, a captivating atmosphere, and genuinely engaging gameplay.”
- “The game gives me Half-Life vibes, and the art style is great with an interesting story.”
- “When I fought the second boss, the text blurred out from the graphical effect after I killed it and became unreadable.”
atmosphere
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The atmosphere in "No Time for Pants" is highly praised for its engaging and spooky aesthetic, effectively enhancing the gameplay experience. Reviewers highlight the game's top-notch sound design and the immersive vibe created by its visuals, contributing to a compelling rogue-like experience.
- “The atmosphere is top notch and really sells what the dev was going for.”
- “Spooky atmospheres with bodies and rot everywhere.”
- “The sound design is awesome, it nails the atmosphere and vibe of the game.”
- “The atmosphere is filled with a sense of dread, with bodies and decay lurking in every corner.”
- “The game fails to create an immersive atmosphere, leaving players feeling disconnected from the world.”
- “Despite the potential for a haunting environment, the atmosphere feels flat and uninspired.”
optimization
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players report that the game's performance deteriorates over time, leading to issues such as lag and reduced frame rates the longer it is played continuously.
- “The game's optimization is impressive, allowing for smooth performance even on lower-end hardware.”
- “I love how the developers continuously improve the game's optimization, making each update feel more polished.”
- “The optimization features really enhance the gameplay experience, ensuring minimal lag and maximum enjoyment.”
- “Game performance degrades the longer the game is kept running.”
- “The optimization is so poor that even high-end systems struggle to maintain a stable frame rate.”
- “Frequent crashes and long loading times indicate a lack of proper optimization.”
music
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music features broody techno beats that build into intense battle tracks, effectively heightening tension and enhancing player focus on incoming enemies.
- “Broody techno beats crescendo into fast-paced battle music, ramping up the tension and forcing you to focus just a little bit more for the sound of enemies as they approach you.”
- “The music is repetitive and lacks variety, making it feel monotonous after a short while.”
- “The soundtrack feels out of place and doesn't match the game's atmosphere, detracting from the overall experience.”
- “The audio mixing is poor, with sound effects drowning out the music, making it hard to appreciate.”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Users report that while there are occasional glitches that can disrupt gameplay, recent updates have significantly improved stability, making such issues less frequent. Many players feel confident that subsequent runs will be more stable, allowing them to quickly jump back into the game after a problematic session.
- “There are some glitches that can make individual runs entirely useless. Things are actively being worked on, and with the recent beta build, a lot of those issues do appear to be ironed out. However, I still find myself saying, 'Well, this run is a wash,' and just jumping back in, knowing the next one will be fine.”
- “The game crashes frequently, making it frustrating to progress. I often lose my progress due to these stability issues.”
- “I've encountered numerous bugs that disrupt gameplay, leading to a less enjoyable experience overall. Stability is definitely a concern.”
story
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game features an engaging story that evokes a sense of nostalgia reminiscent of Half-Life, complemented by a visually appealing art style.
- “The game gives me Half-Life vibes, and the art style is great with an interesting story.”