Mr.President!
- October 10, 2016
- Game Developer X
- 3h median play time
"Mr. President!" is a comedy simulation game where you play as Dick "Rock-Hard" Johnson, the bulletproof bodyguard of the unpopular presidential candidate Ronald Rump. In this single-player game, you must protect Rump from assassination attempts with acrobatic moves and structure destruction, all while dealing with plenty of humor and bugs. The game's description warns that saving Rump is crucial for your own financial well-being, making it your "American duty" to protect him.
Reviews
- humor600 mentions
- 99 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 1 % negative mentions
The humor in "Mr. President" is a mixed bag, with many players finding it hilarious due to its absurd ragdoll physics and over-the-top political satire, particularly aimed at Donald Trump. However, some reviewers note that the humor can feel dated and repetitive, with the novelty wearing off after a short time. Overall, while the game offers plenty of laughs, its inconsistent controls and mechanics can detract from the experience, making it more of a fun, casual play rather than a polished title.
“This game is hilarious and I love the gameplay.”
“The humor's over the top and is 'so bad it's funny', made even more comedic from the creator's belief that this game really is some grand political statement rather than a game so poorly made it's good.”
“A hilarious game that's so fun I laugh no matter how many times I fail a level.”
“It's boring, it's mechanically unsound, and worst of all, it's painfully unfunny, having satire as toothless as a newborn and completely unsubtle.”
“It's funny and all, but it's really not funny enough to pay for it.”
- story192 mentions
- 28 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 3 % negative mentions
The game's story is a mix of humor and absurdity, centered around saving a presidential candidate, with a notable plot twist that many players found surprising and engaging. While some missions are creative and entertaining, others can be frustratingly difficult, leading to mixed feelings about the overall narrative experience. The comedic elements and satirical take on politics add a unique flavor, though the execution can sometimes feel disjointed or overly reliant on luck.
“Finally, the ending, where we assume the role we wanted to be throughout the main story and execute a poetic bullet in slow motion to the head of our greatest enemy, is wonderful.”
“First of all, it has quite possibly the greatest storyline ever created, and even though it is based off of a real person, it still seems to be its own character.”
“Amazing game, great story, very dramatic, stunning graphics, and death.”
“There is not much of a story apart from saving Rump from dying, and each chapter really brings something more hilarious and stupid to the table.”
“You can finish this game in a minimum of 1 hour because the story is short!”
“A big issue I have with the game is that it resets your entire progress in the story mode when you finish it.”
- gameplay180 mentions
- 28 % positive mentions
- 56 % neutral mentions
- 17 % negative mentions
The gameplay of this title is characterized by its quirky, ragdoll physics and humor, which can lead to both fun and frustration. While some players appreciate the comedic elements and the chaotic mechanics, many criticize the controls as clunky and the gameplay as repetitive, with a reliance on luck rather than skill. Overall, it offers a short, amusing experience, but lacks depth and polish, making it more of a novelty than a robust game.
“However, for its cheap price, funny gameplay, and overall short achievements, I think it is worth picking up; just don't be expecting an amazing game, more of a fun experience to generate some laughs.”
“The game mechanics are fun to mess around with, the political commentary is hilarious (if you have my sense of humor, anyway), and the three game modes allow for a decent amount of replayability.”
“The gameplay is wacky and always cracks a smile on my face while playing.”
“The mechanics are garbage, janky, and unfun to use if you're trying to complete the game, aka the whole point of this game.”
“Would not recommend, gameplay is repetitive and boring.”
“The gameplay gets extremely repetitive, the animations are dreadful, the controls are badly placed as most 'moves' are done by using 1, 2, 3, etc. The player can easily slip over on surfaces that they shouldn't slip over on; it's just a big buggy mess.”
- stability70 mentions
- 3 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 97 % negative mentions
The game is widely criticized for its numerous bugs and glitches, which can be both frustrating and amusing for players. While some users find the glitches charming and even advantageous, many others describe the overall experience as a "buggy mess" that detracts from gameplay enjoyment. Despite its potential, the lack of stability and frequent technical issues have led to mixed reviews regarding its playability.
“A buggy mess of a high potential game, 3.9/10”
“Main problem is it is quite buggy (you crash into invisible walls a lot) and doesn't run very well on a lot of machines.”
“Very buggy, major bullcrap, sorry dude but I'm done playing till all these bugs are gone, and also once the levels are actually easier because I really want to throw my laptop into a wall because of this game.”
- graphics66 mentions
- 30 % positive mentions
- 48 % neutral mentions
- 21 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players praising them as stunning and exceptional, while others criticize them as outdated and subpar, likening them to 90s animations. Many reviewers note that the graphics do not meet modern standards, leading to frustration with gameplay mechanics, although a few appreciate the quirky and fun animations. Overall, the consensus suggests that while the graphics may not be the game's strong suit, they can still contribute to an enjoyable experience.
“Unbelievable graphics, the best I've ever seen.”
“Amazing game, great story, very dramatic, stunning graphics and death.”
“10/10 amazing gameplay, beautiful graphics, compelling story, and a twist.”
“The game isn't made out to be all that when it comes to graphics or anything, but it's worse than the 3D animation from 90s cartoons.”
“Game design sucks, graphics are subpar, I wouldn't even recommend it on sale because it's so unfun, but please god do not pay full price for this.”
“The graphics side of it didn't receive anything above minimal attention either.”
- replayability28 mentions
- 21 % positive mentions
- 64 % neutral mentions
- 14 % negative mentions
The game's replayability is a mixed bag, with some players finding it highly replayable due to varied gameplay mechanics and multiple completion methods, while others criticize it for being too short and lacking substantial replay value. Many suggest that additional features, such as a level editor or more hidden content, could enhance replayability significantly. Overall, opinions range from "somewhat replayable" to "infinitely replayable," depending on individual preferences and experiences.
“The game mechanics are fun to mess around with, the political commentary is hilarious (if you have my sense of humor, anyway) and the three game modes allow for a decent amount of replayability.”
“It was entertaining and quick, and it does have some replayability just to capture all of the different scenes to their full extent.”
“Each level has a multitude of ways that they can be completed, which combined with the goat simulator-esque nature of the physics engine, allows for a good level of replayability.”
“The wrestling portion is really fun as well, but the game is definitely too short and lacks replayability.”
“I give it a negative review because of its incredibly clunky controls, its 2-hour gameplay with little replayability and increasingly laggy final stage.”
“This game could've been much more successful if the developers thought outside of the box and put a replay feature, level editor, didn't put their political opinions in, and made the game have some replayability instead of just having content that can be completed in less than an hour.”
- music20 mentions
- 15 % positive mentions
- 70 % neutral mentions
- 15 % negative mentions
The music aspect of the game has received mixed reviews, with many users noting a lack of substantial soundtrack and repetitive sound effects, often describing it as mere "filling noises." While some appreciate the few soundbites available, others express frustration over the absence of music, particularly during challenging gameplay moments where the audio feels monotonous. Overall, the game's audio experience is seen as underwhelming and lacking depth.
“The menus are close to non-existent, the graphics are unimpressive, and the game only has a handful of soundbites and virtually no music.”
“Worth the 2 bucks just to sweet chin music trump in Guantanamo.”
“I made a little music video for him in my gameplay.”
“The menus are close to non-existent, the graphics are unimpressive and the game only has a handful of soundbites and virtually no music.”
“When you get farther and face harder challenges you fail 20 times in a row and respawn in this life-death cycle that is so fast that it's almost like your music is skipping and repeating the same 2-second part over and over again.”
“Except it's not even music, it's a crowd cheering.”
- grinding16 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 38 % neutral mentions
- 63 % negative mentions
Players consistently express frustration with the grinding aspect of the game, noting that it can feel excessively tedious and time-consuming, often requiring significant effort to progress. The combination of challenging precision platforming and confusing level layouts contributes to a sense of irritation, detracting from the overall experience. While the game has strong elements, the grinding can overshadow its strengths, making it a chore for many players.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“Coupled with the confusing layout of some levels and the controls that seem inconsistent at times, the game starts strong but ends up being tedious at best and irritating at worst.”
“Any stage that requires you to do precision platforming (thank god it's only a handful) is tedious and infuriating.”
- emotional10 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional impact of the game is described as intense and overwhelming, with players expressing feelings of being "physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred." The humor, particularly surrounding absurd scenarios, elicits strong reactions, including laughter and frustration, highlighting a chaotic experience that can provoke both joy and distress.
“It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred.”
“When Ronald Rump said 'build da wall', I cried and shuddered in my pants. 10/10 would jump down a flight of stairs into a money pile on live news broadcast.”
“I get that it's funny, orange man, but don't even think about touching this.”
- optimization6 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 33 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's optimization is a mixed bag; while it runs smoothly without crashes and experiences only minor delays, players feel it could benefit from further polishing and improved graphics optimization.
“Hasn't crashed once and runs smoothly, with only a second or two of delay here and there.”
“It would've been better if it was polished more and if the graphics issue was more optimized, but still, okay.”
“Another thing too is a performance issue.”
- character development4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 25 % neutral mentions
- 25 % negative mentions
Character development in the game is marked by exaggerated designs that enhance the visual appeal, while the engaging wrestling mode adds depth to the characters' interactions. Players appreciate the fun and enjoyable gameplay, particularly highlighting the impressive ragdoll physics that contribute to the overall experience.
“The ragdolls are amazing, the character design is awesome, and the wrestling mode is very fun and pleasant to play!”
“Character designs are quite over-exaggerated.”
- monetization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy of the game is widely criticized as a cynical cash grab, indicating that players feel it prioritizes profit over player experience.
“Cynical cash grab.”