Hand Simulator
- July 18, 2017
- HFM Games
- 7h median play time
Hand Simulator is a unique game that lets you control your own hands in a variety of levels, from playing with spinners to handling weapons and milking cows. With detailed weapon mechanics, multiplayer options, and a range of achievements to unlock, it's a game that offers endless entertainment for players of all tastes. The game is frequently updated with new levels based on player suggestions, making it a dynamic and engaging experience.
Reviews
- humor648 mentions
- 99 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 1 % negative mentions
The humor in "Hand Simulator" is predominantly derived from its intentionally clunky controls and absurd gameplay, leading to a plethora of hilarious moments, especially when played with friends. Players often find themselves laughing uncontrollably at the game's chaotic physics and the ridiculous situations that arise, making it a great source of entertainment for short sessions. However, the humor can wear thin after extended play, as the game's lack of depth and frustrating mechanics may detract from the initial comedic experience.
“It's a game that balances humor and absurdity with genuine physics-based difficulty, offering a unique gaming experience.”
“The game's humorous nature fosters a positive and inclusive environment where players can bond over their hand-controlled escapades.”
“This game is both the most infuriating and hilarious game to play with friends at the same time.”
“It takes 10+ minutes for anything that is supposed to be funny to happen and the payoff is nonexistent.”
“It's not funny, it's not fun, the game is terrible.”
“The game is not funny nor is it worth your time or money.”
- gameplay175 mentions
- 22 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The gameplay is characterized by its unique and often frustrating mechanics, requiring players to control individual fingers, which can lead to both hilarious moments and significant challenges. While it offers entertaining multiplayer experiences and whimsical sound design, many players find the controls clunky and the novelty wears off quickly, making it more of a casual diversion than a deeply engaging simulation. Overall, the game is best enjoyed with friends, as its chaotic nature can lead to memorable and amusing gameplay sessions despite its technical shortcomings.
“The sound design complements the gameplay well, with playful and whimsical audio cues that add to the overall fun factor.”
“With its unique gameplay mechanics, multiplayer mayhem, skill-based challenges, diverse game modes, and educational value, Hand Simulator is a game that deserves a spot in every gamer's library.”
“You use your hands to control everything in the game, which makes for some hilarious and challenging gameplay.”
“The gameplay novelty may wear off after a while.”
“While it may not have the depth or broad appeal of more traditional simulation games, it serves as an entertaining diversion, particularly for those who appreciate unconventional and intentionally frustrating gameplay.”
“The programming and physics seem to constantly be working against you in the stupidest ways, such as constant drifting and involuntary movements, not being able to bring your hands close to each other, your hands not grabbing objects that they should clearly be able to grab, oh and my personal favorite; the physics and mechanics are pretty much guaranteed to always go completely haywire just when you get your hands where you want them to be, and no matter how hard you try, you will not get your hand in the ideal position.”
- story107 mentions
- 16 % positive mentions
- 66 % neutral mentions
- 18 % negative mentions
The reviews for the "story" aspect of the game are overwhelmingly negative, with many users stating that there is no story present at all. A few reviews mention moral lessons or philosophical themes, but these are often overshadowed by comments about the lack of a coherent narrative. Some players express a desire for a deeper story, while others find the gameplay enjoyable despite the absence of a compelling storyline.
“I, from the bottom of my heart, recommend this game to anyone who is interested in a deep philosophical story about life, death, and existence in general.”
“The story is gritty, realistic, and heartbreaking.”
“The story is very compelling; you will have to make decisions that you can never turn back from and are still contemplating whether you made the right choice or not.”
“This game has no story.”
“The lack of memorable characters or storylines further diminishes the game's appeal, leaving players feeling disconnected from the experience.”
“Story mode was confusing; I had to have my friend explain it to me.”
- graphics104 mentions
- 26 % positive mentions
- 69 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players praising them as beautiful and immersive, while others criticize them as simplistic or even poor. Many users appreciate the clean and colorful design, which enhances gameplay, but there are also complaints about glitches and a lack of customization options. Overall, the graphics seem to vary widely in quality, with some players finding them impressive and others deeming them inadequate.
“The graphics are cute and colorful, the music is catchy, and the gameplay is surprisingly satisfying.”
“An absolute masterpiece with impeccable controls and amazing graphics with hours of fun involved.”
“Stunning graphics with amazing art direction.”
“Once you get over the hot garbage graphics and controls of this game, you will still cease to enjoy it.”
“But if you have an integrated graphics card it may not run.”
“The controls are broken (and not in the 'wacky' way it's going for), the graphics are awful and the whole concept is just an exercise in keyboard-breaking frustration.”
- stability98 mentions
- 1 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 99 % negative mentions
The game is widely criticized for its numerous bugs and glitches, which significantly impact gameplay and user experience. While some players find the bugs add a layer of humor and enjoyment, many others describe the game as frustratingly unplayable at times due to its unstable mechanics and frequent crashes. Overall, the stability issues are a major concern, overshadowing the fun aspects of the game for a significant portion of the player base.
“Runs great on my laptop and is oddly addicting; would love to have VR, but mouse and keyboard is doable.”
“It's a fun game to goof off with friends, but it's really buggy and breaks a lot.”
“The game is plagued by frequent bugs, glitches, and performance issues, ranging from minor annoyances to game-breaking problems.”
“Pretty much unplayable because of mostly bugs and glitches, but also controls.”
- grinding36 mentions
- 8 % positive mentions
- 58 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
The grinding aspect of the game is widely criticized for being excessively tedious and time-consuming, with many players feeling that it requires an unrealistic commitment. While some acknowledge moments of fun, the overall sentiment leans towards frustration due to repetitive tasks and a lack of engaging content.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“One long, tedious grind.”
“Incredibly goddamn tedious.”
“It's tedious and obnoxious.”
“One of the most tedious games I have played.”
- music25 mentions
- 16 % positive mentions
- 72 % neutral mentions
- 12 % negative mentions
The music in the game is described as catchy and enjoyable, with some users finding it relaxing and a highlight of the experience, featuring a substantial collection of 150 original tracks. However, there are mixed feelings, with some players noting a lack of variety or even the absence of music in certain modes, leading to frustration. Overall, while the music contributes positively to the game's atmosphere, its implementation and options could be improved.
“The graphics are cute and colorful, the music is catchy, and the gameplay is surprisingly satisfying.”
“I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.”
“Music: jam-packed with 150 original songs that you don't want to miss.”
“🔲 just filling noises/no music”
“☑ no music”
“This game is harder and more frustrating than getting a music degree.”
- emotional24 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game elicits a wide range of feelings, from heartwarming connections and laughter to frustration and sadness. Players report deep emotional attachments, with some describing transformative experiences that improved their outlook on life, while others express disappointment over gameplay mechanics that detract from the overall enjoyment. The narrative is noted for its gritty realism, evoking strong reactions akin to those found in renowned emotional titles.
“I have a deep emotional attachment to this game.”
“The story is gritty, realistic, and heartbreaking.”
“This game changed my point of view on life from a depressed hot dog to a happy muffin. It also fixed my broken marriage and cured my depression. This game will change your life forever; it is more of an emotional rollercoaster than all the Walking Dead games combined.”
- optimization20 mentions
- 15 % positive mentions
- 30 % neutral mentions
- 55 % negative mentions
The game's optimization is widely criticized, with many users reporting severe performance issues, particularly in VR, and frustrating control mechanics that detract from the overall experience. Frequent bugs and glitches further exacerbate these problems, leading to a frustrating gameplay experience that often requires significant patience. While some players find enjoyment despite these shortcomings, the consensus is that the game is poorly optimized and lacks the necessary polish for a smooth experience.
“Some maps are fun with keyboard and mouse, but some are just optimized for VR.”
“Best game ever! Full price/performance; every human being should play this game. Better than Fortnite and PUBG.”
“Edit: Bought the game again; looks like the issue still persists, but it's better than before (optimization-wise).”
“This game possibly has the worst VR optimization I have ever seen in my life.”
“It's horribly optimized, the movement mechanics are infuriating and make absolutely no sense on top of lacking the ability to move your arms and hands in certain crucial directions altogether.”
“The game is plagued by frequent bugs, glitches, and performance issues, ranging from minor annoyances to game-breaking problems.”
- replayability10 mentions
- 30 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's replayability is highly praised due to its extensive player-created content and diverse gameplay options, making it nearly infinitely replayable. However, some users feel that certain aspects, such as limited weapons and stages, diminish replay value over time, leading to mixed opinions on its longevity.
“This feature, combined with workshop support, provides an endless stream of player-created content, adding to the game's replayability and longevity.”
“Hand Simulator is a unique and amusing physics-based game that offers a lot of replay value.”
“There is a ton of replay value as well because there are so many different things you can do in the game.”
“It holds no replay value.”
“By allowing more guns, stages, etc. as 3 guns is not a lot and the stages in singleplayer lose their replay value after some time.”
“I refunded and considered my time playing as just a demo to see if it had any real replayability.”
- atmosphere3 mentions
- 67 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 33 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is highly praised for its ability to evoke strong emotions and enhance the overall experience, particularly in high-stakes environments like stadiums filled with fans. However, some users feel that certain environments lack detail and vibrancy, resulting in a sterile and less immersive experience.
“100% would recommend as its state adds to the eloquent atmosphere, and managing to succeed despite all difficulty is better than anything.”
“After going to #landon and experiencing the atmosphere in a stadium with thousands of people, watching the greatest pro games I think many of us players will ever see, I think it's safe to say that my love for this game will never truly die.”
“The environments feel sterile and lifeless, lacking the detail and atmosphere needed to create a truly immersive world.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The monetization strategy of the game is criticized as a cash grab, capitalizing on the trend of "wacky physics" without offering substantial value to players.
“This game is just another cash grab on the wacky physics!”
“The monetization strategy feels exploitative, pushing players to spend money to enjoy basic features.”
“I can't believe how many ads there are; it ruins the experience and feels like a constant money grab.”
- character development1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Reviewers highlight the impressive graphics and character design, noting that the strong community enhances the overall character development experience, making it a standout feature of the game.
“The character development is incredibly deep, allowing players to truly connect with their avatars and experience their growth throughout the game.”
“I love how the characters evolve based on the choices I make, making each playthrough feel unique and personal.”
“The backstories and interactions between characters add so much depth to the narrative, making me invested in their journeys.”