- July 18, 2017
- HFM Games
- 6h median play time
Hand Simulator

Platforms

About
Hand Simulator is a unique game that lets you control your own hands in a variety of levels, from playing with spinners to handling weapons and milking cows. With detailed weapon mechanics, multiplayer options, and a range of achievements to unlock, it's a game that offers endless entertainment for players of all tastes. The game is frequently updated with new levels based on player suggestions, making it a dynamic and engaging experience.











humor
791 mentions Positive Neutral Negative99%1%The humor in "Hand Simulator" is widely praised for its chaotic and absurd nature, often leading to hilarious moments, especially when played with friends. Players frequently mention the game's frustrating controls as a source of comedy, resulting in uncontrollable laughter and memorable experiences. While the humor can wear thin after extended play, the game's low price and entertaining multiplayer modes make it a fun choice for lighthearted gaming sessions.
“This game is the perfect mix of 'I can do this' and 'what fresh hell is this?' You'll go from laughing to rage-quitting when your virtual fingers betray you for the 50th time.”
“The intentionally clumsy controls are what make Hand Simulator charming and utterly hilarious.”
“I spent the night in agony laughing at backwards joints and dropping weapons.”
“It takes 10+ minutes for anything that is supposed to be funny to happen and the payoff is nonexistent.”
“This game isn't fun; it uses a very overdone concept of terrible controls. It is not funny; it is stupid.”
“The game is not funny nor is it worth your time or money.”
gameplay
209 mentions Positive Neutral Negative22%66%12%The gameplay of Hand Simulator is characterized by its unique concept of simulating hand movements, but it suffers from clunky controls, frustrating mechanics, and a lack of depth, leading to a mixed reception. While some players find it entertaining and challenging, especially in multiplayer settings, many criticize the technical issues and overall execution, making it difficult to recommend for a broader audience. Despite its potential for humor and fun with friends, the gameplay experience can quickly become tedious and aggravating due to its inconsistent mechanics.
“I like the challenge of the game and its mechanics.”
“With its unique gameplay mechanics, multiplayer mayhem, skill-based challenges, diverse game modes, and educational value, Hand Simulator is a game that deserves a spot in every gamer's library.”
“The gameplay is amazing, the graphics are beautiful, the story is so emotional.”
“Hand simulator, despite its unique concept of simulating hand movements, falls flat due to its clunky controls, lack of meaningful gameplay, and frustrating mechanics that hinder rather than enhance the experience.”
“While the idea of simulating hand movements in various scenarios sounds intriguing, in practice, it quickly becomes apparent that there is little depth or variety to the gameplay.”
“The programming and physics seem to constantly be working against you in the stupidest ways, such as constant drifting and involuntary movements, not being able to bring your hands close to each other, your hands not grabbing objects that they should clearly be able to grab, oh and my personal favorite; the physics and mechanics are pretty much guaranteed to always go completely haywire just when you get your hands where you want them to be.”
stability
127 mentions Positive Neutral Negative2%98%The game's stability is widely criticized, with numerous users reporting frequent bugs, glitches, and performance issues that range from minor annoyances to game-breaking problems. While some players find the bugs add to the humor and enjoyment, many others describe the controls as clunky and the overall experience as frustratingly unstable. Overall, the game is seen as a chaotic mix of fun and frustration, heavily reliant on its buggy nature for entertainment.
“There are relatively no glitches or bugs, definitely not the kind that would make you lose instantly when they happen.”
“Controls are very simple, gameplay is great, and there are no glitches.”
“Runs great on my laptop and is oddly addicting; I would love to have VR, but mouse and keyboard is doable.”
“The game is plagued by frequent bugs, glitches, and performance issues, ranging from minor annoyances to game-breaking problems.”
“Overall the development quality is extremely poor and the game seems like more of an abandoned project, with lots of glitches and bugs, than anything else.”
“Pretty much unplayable because of mostly bugs and glitches, but also controls.”
graphics
124 mentions Positive Neutral Negative27%67%6%The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some players praising their beauty and detail, while others criticize them as simplistic or mediocre. Many users note that the visuals can be charming and effective, but they often do not enhance the overall experience, with some even describing them as "ugly" or "disgusting." Overall, the graphics seem to vary widely in quality, with some players finding them impressive and others feeling they detract from the gameplay.
“The graphics are cute and colorful, the music is catchy, and the gameplay is surprisingly satisfying.”
“An absolute masterpiece with impeccable controls and amazing graphics with hours of fun involved.”
“Stunning graphics with amazing art direction.”
“Additionally, the game's graphics and presentation are mediocre at best.”
“Once you get over the hot garbage graphics and controls of this game, you will still cease to enjoy it.”
“But if you have an integrated graphics card it may not run.”
story
123 mentions Positive Neutral Negative16%70%14%The reviews for the game's story are largely mixed, with many players noting a significant lack of narrative depth or memorable characters, often describing it as gameplay-focused with little to no story. Some users, however, highlight emotional and compelling storylines, praising the game's ability to evoke strong feelings and reflections on life. Overall, while a few players appreciate the story, the consensus leans towards it being minimal or absent, detracting from the overall experience.
“I, from the bottom of my heart, recommend this game to anyone who is interested in a deep philosophical story about life, death, and existence in general.”
“The story is very compelling; you will have to make decisions that you can never turn back from and are still contemplating whether you made the right choice or not.”
“The story, the gameplay, the music, all of it is perfect.”
“The lack of memorable characters or storylines further diminishes the game's appeal, leaving players feeling disconnected from the experience.”
“This game has no story.”
“There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.”
emotional
40 mentions Positive Neutral Negative100%The emotional aspect of the game elicits a wide range of feelings, from frustration and rage to laughter and heartwarming connections. Players report experiencing intense emotions, including crying and despair, often due to the game's challenging mechanics and poignant storytelling. Overall, it is described as an emotional rollercoaster that can deeply affect players, fostering both bonds and moments of profound reflection.
“At first I laughed because it was a silly little game, then I cried as the despair set in as I played for a bit longer, and I screamed as I realized that I could not escape....”
“The story is gritty, realistic, and heartbreaking.”
“This game changed my point of view on life from a depressed hot dog to a happy muffin. It also fixed my broken marriage and cured my depression. This game will change your life forever; it is more of an emotional rollercoaster than all the Walking Dead games combined.”
grinding
38 mentions Positive Neutral Negative8%55%37%The grinding aspect of the game is widely criticized for being excessively tedious and time-consuming, with many players feeling that it detracts from the overall enjoyment. While some find it amusing initially, the novelty quickly wears off, leading to frustration and a sense that players would need to invest an unreasonable amount of time to progress. Overall, the consensus is that the grinding experience is a significant drawback, often described as requiring "a second life" to endure.
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“One long, tedious grind.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“One of the most tedious games I have played.”
“This level of difficulty might be amusing at first, but it quickly becomes tedious as the novelty wears off.”
“Incredibly goddamn tedious.”
music
29 mentions Positive Neutral Negative17%72%10%The music in the game is described as catchy and enjoyable, with some users finding it relaxing and a highlight of the experience, featuring a diverse soundtrack of 150 original songs. However, there are mixed opinions, with some noting that the music can be overly loud or distracting in certain game modes. Overall, while the music contributes positively to the atmosphere, there are calls for better sound options and controls.
“The graphics are cute and colorful, the music is catchy, and the gameplay is surprisingly satisfying.”
“I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.”
“Music: jam-packed with 150 original songs that you don't want to miss.”
“🔲 Just filling noises/no music.”
“☑ No music.”
“This game is harder and more frustrating than getting a music degree.”
optimization
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative16%32%53%The optimization of Hand Simulator is widely criticized, with players reporting frequent bugs, glitches, and significant performance issues that disrupt gameplay and immersion. Many users highlight the game's poor VR optimization and frustrating control mechanics, leading to an overall negative experience, particularly in multiplayer settings. While some improvements have been noted, the consensus remains that the game suffers from a lack of polish and optimization, making it difficult for players to fully enjoy it.
“Some maps are fun with keyboard and mouse, but some are just optimized for VR.”
“Edit: bought the game again, looks like the issue still persists, but it's better than before (optimization wise).”
“Although, the only con on my side is (probably just me) that the public lobbies half of the time feel unoptimized and have very strong frame lag.”
“The game is plagued by frequent bugs, glitches, and performance issues, ranging from minor annoyances to game-breaking problems.”
“It's horribly optimized, the movement mechanics are infuriating and make absolutely no sense on top of lacking the ability to move your arms and hands in certain crucial directions altogether.”
“Really bad optimization for some systems and I don't expect a patch anytime soon.”
replayability
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative25%50%25%Overall, opinions on replayability are mixed; while some players appreciate the endless possibilities and player-created content that enhance replay value, others criticize the lack of depth and repetitive gameplay that diminish long-term engagement. Games like "Hand Simulator" are noted for their unique mechanics and high replayability, but several titles are seen as lacking sufficient content to warrant repeated play.
“This feature, combined with workshop support, provides an endless stream of player-created content, adding to the game's replayability and longevity.”
“Hand Simulator is a unique and amusing physics-based game that offers a lot of replay value.”
“There is a ton of replay value as well because there are so many different things you can do in the game.”
“Everything can be done in an hour and it has zero depth or replay value that makes you want to come back.”
“It holds no replay value.”
“I refunded and considered my time playing as just a demo to see if it had any real replayability.”
atmosphere
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative25%75%The atmosphere in the game is polarizing; while some players find it sterile and lacking in detail, others appreciate the immersive experience it offers, especially in high-stakes environments like stadiums filled with fans. Overall, the game's atmosphere can significantly enhance the gameplay experience for those who connect with it.
“After going to #landon and experiencing the atmosphere in a stadium with thousands of people, watching the greatest pro games I think many of us players will ever see, I think it's safe to say that my love for this game will never truly die.”
“The environments feel sterile and lifeless, lacking the detail and atmosphere needed to create a truly immersive world.”
“Gameplay, atmosphere, graphics.”
“100% would recommend as its state adds to the eloquent atmosphere and managing to succeed despite all difficulty is better than anything.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative300%The monetization strategy of the game is criticized as a cash grab, capitalizing on the trend of "wacky physics" without offering substantial value to players.
“This game is just another cash grab on the wacky physics!”
“The monetization strategy feels exploitative and detracts from the overall experience.”
“I can't enjoy the game when it constantly pushes me to spend money for basic features.”
character development
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative300%Reviewers highlight the impressive graphics and character design, noting that the strong community enhances the overall character development experience, making it a standout feature of the game.
“The character development is incredibly deep, allowing players to truly connect with their avatars and experience their growth throughout the game.”
“I love how the characters evolve based on the choices I make, making each playthrough feel unique and personal.”
“The backstories and interactions between characters add so much depth, making me invested in their journeys and relationships.”