Ludum Dare 43 no glasses

Anyhoo.. The wife misplaced her glasses, right? The dread of missing her beloved carol singing washed over her. She was hysterical! So I says: Enough! We 'ave near-enough the same prescription woman! Take my glasses 'ere. And, be on yah way! I was glad to see the back of 'er, But stuck for what to do, I can see bugger-all without my glasses! We are both big readers, me and the wifey. And at least …