Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000

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In "Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000," players traverse the hypergalaxies in a futuristic setting to become the ultimate table tennis champion. The game features RPG elements with stat upgrades, abilities, and spells, as well as full voice acting by Mark Meer. An unusual romance system allows players to engage in conversations with paddle-like characters through the unique "PaddleTalk™" dialog system.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

Hypergalactic Psychic Table Tennis 3000 screenshot

95%

Audience ScoreBased on 73 reviews

humor9 positive mentions

grinding2 negative mentions

The game adds a quirky and humorous twist to the classic Pong formula, incorporating RPG elements, power-ups, and charming dialogue.
It's highly addictive with a fun gameplay loop that keeps players engaged, offering a nostalgic yet fresh experience.
The graphics and sound design are enjoyable, enhancing the overall experience with a retro aesthetic and catchy soundtrack.

The gameplay can become repetitive and monotonous after a while, as it largely remains similar throughout the levels.
There are technical issues, such as random crashes and flashy visuals that can make the game unplayable for some users.
Some players feel that the game lacks depth and challenge, with many upgrades being ineffective and the overall experience feeling shallow.

gameplay
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is described as a quirky and addictive twist on classic pong, featuring fresh mechanics and a charming sense of humor. However, some players find it repetitive after extended play, with the core loop remaining simplistic despite the introduction of new elements. Overall, it offers a fun experience, though it may require patience to fully appreciate its depth and humor.
- “It's very quirky, it's a fairly addicting gameplay loop (to a limit), you're constantly getting new stuff beyond simply stats/cosmetics, and it's got a charming sense of humor.”
- “Almost 7 hours of wonderful gameplay.”
- “It layers in fresh mechanics to the classic paddles-style gameplay and then dumps a couple gallons of style all over it; super charming the whole way through.”
- “You need more extreme upgrades to shake up the monotone and simple (it's Pong!) gameplay loop.”
- “Fifteen matches later, this is still basic Pong with a few minor gimmicks that have little to no impact on the actual gameplay.”
- “Simply put, the core gameplay that players need to invest in for the chance for any of the fringe jokes to pay off is almost unbearable.”
humor
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is described as quirky, bizarre, and delightfully absurd, blending elements of classic pong with RPG mechanics and unexpected romantic interactions. Players appreciate the clever meta-commentary and hilarious dialogue, which adds depth to the otherwise chaotic gameplay. Overall, the humor is a standout feature, making the experience both entertaining and nostalgically funny.
- “It's very quirky, it's a fairly addicting gameplay loop (to a limit), you're constantly getting new stuff beyond simply stats/cosmetics, and it's got a charming sense of humor.”
- “A nonsensically funny RPG take on classic Pong: you can level up, earn skills and stats, and romance your opponents (I swear I'm not making this up).”
- “Hilarious winning comments, beautiful tones of humor in this dark and complex universe of ping pong hypergalactic psychic table tennis 3000.”
music
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game is highly praised for its engaging soundtrack and effective sound design, enhancing the overall experience with a mix of enjoyable tunes and ambient effects. Players appreciate the catchy, bumping soundtrack, which complements the colorful visuals and adds depth to the gameplay. Additionally, the sound effects and voiceovers contribute to a delightful auditory experience.
- “I love the overall feel of the game, especially the sound design and soundtrack.”
- “You'll want to turn it up for the bumpin' soundtrack!”
- “Even the soundtrack is very enjoyable.”
- “Its all done up in cute, colorful, pixelly graphics with Atari sound effects, slightly ominous ambient music, with some narration at times.”
graphics
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics feature a charming retro aesthetic with colorful, pixelated designs that evoke nostalgia, complemented by good graphic design upgrades. Users appreciate the neat visuals and the overall artistic simplicity, enhanced by an engaging soundtrack and ambient sound effects.
- “It has upgrades and good graphic design.”
- “It's all done up in cute, colorful, pixelated graphics with Atari sound effects, slightly ominous ambient music, and some narration at times.”
- “Prepare yourself for mind-blowing simplicity with a retro twist in the graphics department.”
- “It's all done up in cute, colorful, pixelly graphics with Atari sound effects, slightly ominous ambient music, with some narration at times.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding in the game to be excessive and often tedious, with some bosses relying on luck rather than skill, leading to frustration. While the gameplay can be enjoyable, the repetitive nature of grinding detracts from the overall experience, prompting some to suggest using guides to alleviate the monotony.
- “If you're not in the mood to replay nearly five hours of mind-numbing grinding, I highly recommend consulting a guide.”
- “Fun but grindy; some of the bosses are frustrating. It feels like the game designers couldn't think of anything to make it harder other than making them take up the entire screen. Most of the time, it seems to be based on luck. I have no idea why you would choose the girth upgrade; it's not going to give you much of an advantage, in my opinion.”
story
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The story is engaging and intertwined with RPG elements, effectively motivating players to continue as they witness character progression and narrative development.
- “The RPG elements and story keep you wanting to play to watch the story unfold and your character's progression.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Reviewers highlight the game's exceptional replayability, often considering it superior to many newer RPGs that offer lengthy playtimes but lack depth. Its engaging mechanics and varied experiences encourage players to return for multiple playthroughs.
- “By far one of the best RPGs out there, with more replayability than any new upcoming 40-hour plus $60 nonsense.”