"Hogs of War" is a turn-based strategy game featuring anthropomorphic pigs in a World War I setting. Players command a squad of pigs, each with unique skills and weapons, to complete objectives and defeat enemy teams. The game offers multiplayer modes and various customization options for a humorous and engaging tactical experience.
Hogs of War is a nostalgic classic that many players fondly remember from their childhood, often praising its humor and unique gameplay.
The game features excellent voice acting by Rik Mayall, adding a comedic touch that enhances the overall experience.
When it works, the game offers enjoyable turn-based strategy gameplay reminiscent of the Worms series, with a variety of weapons and tactics.
The game is largely unplayable on modern systems, particularly Windows 10 and 11, with many users reporting it fails to launch or crashes frequently.
Numerous bugs affect gameplay, including AI that does not move, audio issues with music playing at inappropriate times, and graphical glitches.
Players have expressed frustration over the lack of support and updates for the game, making it feel like a poorly executed port rather than a properly maintained title.
music
33 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game is plagued by numerous issues, including non-functional tracks, incorrect timing, and overwhelming volume that drowns out dialogue. Players report that the music often plays at random intervals or overlaps, creating a frustrating experience. While nostalgic for its original soundtrack, the current state of the music detracts significantly from the overall enjoyment of the game.
“Memories of playing this on the PS1 remind me of how good the soundtrack actually is for this game. However, from what I remember of playing it on my PC many moons ago, the music often didn't play when it should, and at times, the wrong music would play.”
“The game is every bit as wonderful as I remember it (I've completed the campaign twice now), but the music, which you can't turn off or even turn down properly, plays almost at random and very loudly, drowning out the wonderful Rik Mayall voice acting, which is half the reason for playing the game.”
“Ah, brings back the memories! I remember playing this with my cousin back in 2003 on the PS1, best hours of my life. It's good to see this masterpiece on Steam, although it has some bugs with music and AI, but they are not big, so that doesn't matter at all.”
“The music plays at random intervals, whenever it wants to, sometimes at varied volumes.”
“The music is bugged and either won't play or plays at the wrong time.”
“The game is every bit as wonderful as I remember it, but the music, which you can't turn off or even turn down properly, plays almost at random and very loudly, drowning out the wonderful Rik Mayall voice acting, which is half the reason for playing the game.”
story
27 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's story revolves around a humorous premise where players control a squad of pigs enlisted in a parody of World War II, with a backstory that unfolds through mission briefings from Major Grimly. While the narrative adds depth and context to the gameplay, it is primarily delivered through written documents before missions, culminating in a few cutscenes at the end. Overall, players find the story enjoyable and engaging, though some technical issues detract from the experience.
“The game comes with a PDF that tells the story about what caused the war to begin with; it's very enjoyable, honestly, and even fun.”
“The story develops in each mission before it starts, where a written document awaits you from Major Grimly, telling you what to do and how it will affect the war.”
“There is a small backstory behind this game that kind of develops throughout the game.”
“The story develops in each mission before it starts where a written document awaits you by Major Grimly telling you what to do and how it will affect the war.”
“That's about all the story there is until the end when you get a few cut scenes about one of the pigs.”
“There is a small backstory behind this game which kind of develops throughout the game.”
graphics
24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics of the game are generally considered outdated and prone to various issues, including crashes, bugs, and texture problems, particularly on modern systems. While some players appreciate the nostalgic charm and improved visuals compared to the PS1 version, many report choppy frame rates and graphical glitches that detract from the experience. Overall, while the graphics may not meet contemporary standards, they still hold a certain appeal for fans of the original game.
“The graphics are better than the PS1 version.”
“To look at, the PC version is much nicer than the PS1 version, with the graphics being smoother and all of the weapons having their own unique model that matches their menu icon.”
“However, I believe they've held up rather well and the game is definitely something which shouldn't be shunned because of its graphics.”
“If you do manage to get it to run, expect crashes to desktop, graphic bugs, immovable AI, and missing textures (even with the Frontschweine fix).”
“I love this game from my childhood, but unfortunately, it hasn't aged well graphically :(”
“The game has a number of graphical glitches if you use the Steam GUI.”
gameplay
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is characterized by engaging turn-based team battles reminiscent of the Worms series, featuring varied mission maps and unique mechanics that require skill to master. Players can upgrade their units after battles, adding depth to the experience, while the option to modify game files allows for personalized gameplay scenarios. Despite some audio issues, the overall consensus highlights the fun and humor inherent in the gameplay, making it a standout aspect of the game.
“The mission maps are varied and interesting, with some adding new mechanics (such as pillboxes and tanks).”
“The gameplay is turn-based team battles, very reminiscent of Worms but in 3D. With the campaign mode after each battle, you get to upgrade your units, so you can get new toys to kill and cook the piggy with.”
“The mechanic is very unique, and the game surprisingly requires a lot of skill to master.”
“There are also gameplay-related issues, like the music being far louder than the dialogue, the latter of which was one of the main selling points of the game.”
“Menus run at 60fps, though the actual gameplay is locked at 25fps.”
“The gameplay is turn-based team battles, very reminiscent of Worms but in 3D, and with the campaign mode after each battle you get to upgrade your units so you can get new toys to kill and cook the piggy with.”
stability
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's stability is notably poor, with frequent crashes, rendering issues, and various graphical glitches reported by users. Many players have experienced significant bugs that affect gameplay, including unresponsive controls and audio problems. Despite these issues, some still find the game enjoyable and worth the low price, though it requires patience to navigate its instability.
“This version, however, is buggy; the game crashes constantly and I had to restart Windows each time.”
“I've tried to adjust it in the in-game menu, but even that glitches out.”
“Was my favorite game when I was a kid, but it does not even start up and freezes my whole computer (Windows 7).”
humor
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is consistently praised for its hysterical and crude voice acting, particularly from Rik Mayall, which adds a unique charm reminiscent of classic titles like Worms. Players fondly recall the game's ability to evoke laughter and create memorable experiences, despite some technical issues on modern systems. Overall, the humor remains a standout feature that enhances the fun gameplay.
“Can't believe I found this game on Steam, totally loved it when it came out for the old PSX, still very funny to play.”
“The game is fun and is much like Worms (only at the time, there were no 3D Worms games which made this unique), only with pigs and some hysterical yet hilariously crude voice acting from Rik Mayall (RIP).”
“I've been onto Steam's back about this game for a long time as I had so many funny memories.”
optimization
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's optimization is notably poor on PC, with users recommending a specific Windows 10 fix to improve performance and reduce glitches. While the mod helps eliminate issues like looping music, it may inadvertently prevent music from playing during missions altogether.
“Make sure to install the Windows 10 fix so the game runs smoothly.”
“The mod makes it run smoothly and glitch-free, and stops the music from playing on a loop really loudly.”
“This version is very poorly optimized for PC.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Users generally find the game to be highly replayable, indicating that it offers enough variety and engaging content to encourage multiple playthroughs.
“The game offers a multitude of choices that significantly alter the storyline, making each playthrough feel fresh and exciting.”
“With various character builds and strategies to explore, I find myself coming back to this game time and again.”
“The dynamic world and random events ensure that no two playthroughs are ever the same, keeping the experience engaging.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's monetization strategy has been criticized for ineffective television advertising, which contributed to poor sales performance.