Goat Massacre

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Goat Massacre is a single player action game. It was developed by Cybernetic Studios LLC and was released on November 1, 2024. It received mostly positive reviews from players.

Face off against Satan's demonic goat army. As hellish goat hordes emerge from cursed portals, your mission is to kill Satan's goat army as they come out of gateways and take down the Devil himself in a final showdown. Goat Massacre is a fast-paced first-person shooter taking place in a meadowed farmland. As hellish portals bring Satan's goat army to Earth, you must fight hoards of goats in inc…

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80%

Audience ScoreBased on 40 reviews

gameplay3 positive mentions

story3 negative mentions

The game offers a humorous and absurd experience that some players find entertaining.
Graphics are considered good, and the gameplay can provide fun moments, especially in a casual setting with friends.
Despite its flaws, some players appreciate it as a light-hearted distraction and a unique take on the goat theme.

The game is criticized for being a low-quality asset flip with minimal content and gameplay depth.
Many players find the mechanics unrefined and the gameplay repetitive, leading to a lack of genuine engagement.
There are numerous technical issues and design flaws that detract from the overall experience, making it feel unfinished.

gameplay
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
25%
The gameplay is primarily focused on wave survival shooting, which some players find lacks depth and genuine engagement from the developers. While the graphics are praised and the difficulty can maintain interest, the experience can become repetitive, and certain mechanics feel inconsistent. Overall, it serves as a decent time-killer, but the addition of more varied gameplay elements could enhance the experience.
- “Very good graphics, and while the gameplay can get a bit stale after a while, the difficulty can still keep you interested. Also, the final boss fight is way too easy to cheese, in my opinion.”
- “Some mechanics are wonky, but overall, it's good for killing some time.”
- “The addition of fun gameplay could improve the experience.”
- “Gameplay is limited to just wave survival shooting with no real interest or intention from the developers for this to be a genuine, real game.”
story
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The story aspect of the game is presented through a sarcastic lens, with comedians sharing exaggerated personal anecdotes that lack substance and fail to provide meaningful insights into the game's value.
- “The comedians give us the usual 'this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life' story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it.”
- “The plot is convoluted and fails to engage, leaving players feeling disconnected from the characters and their motivations.”
- “The story feels like a collection of clichés, lacking originality and depth, which makes it hard to invest in the outcome.”
humor
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is characterized by its lighthearted and whimsical nature, often highlighted by the amusing antics of goats, which contribute to a playful and entertaining experience.
- “This game is a hilarious adventure with a funny goat as the main character!”
- “The humor in this game is top-notch, making every moment a joy to play.”
- “I couldn't stop laughing at the ridiculous antics of the goat throughout the game!”
graphics
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The graphics are widely praised for their beauty, enhancing the overall visual experience of the game. While some players find the gameplay can become repetitive, the stunning visuals, particularly of the goats, help maintain interest. However, the final boss fight is noted to be overly simplistic.
- “The graphics are beautiful; the goats are beautiful.”
- “Very good graphics, and while the gameplay can get a bit stale after a while, the difficulty can still keep you interested.”