Furry Shakespeare: Emperor Penguin Lear

You were just invited to partake in Elsinore Academy's summer theater program! But then there was that horrible accident during the production of Cymbeline, and now you're sort of a ghost. Emphasis on sort of. Everyone still thinks that you're alive, to the point of maybe dating you, and you've even signed up for the latest play, King Lear, written by Girl Werewolf Hamlet. Look, it's a whole thin…