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Fuck You Witch

86%Game Brain Score
humor, music
story, gameplay
86% User Score Based on 74 reviews

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In "Fuck You Witch," players must use a microphone to yell Russian obscenities at a witch for survival, but headphones are recommended to avoid getting caught. The game features a variety of locations, including yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment, and offers activities like sewing, horseback riding, and solving riddles. The ultimate goal is to uncover the secret to cooking beshbarmak and understand why the witch is causing trouble, with the help of a character named Alsou.

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86%
Audience ScoreBased on 74 reviews
humor10 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions
  • The game delivers a unique and humorous experience, with witty item descriptions and engaging voice acting that adds to the fun.
  • It's a quick and amusing game that can be completed in about two hours, making it a good choice for those looking for a light-hearted experience.
  • The art style and soundtrack are captivating, enhancing the overall atmosphere of the game.
  • The game's main mechanic, which involves cursing into the microphone, does not work reliably on many computers, leading to crashes and lag.
  • The storyline lacks depth and coherence, making it feel underdeveloped and leaving players wanting more content.
  • The localization is poor, particularly for the US market, and the game may come off as offensive due to the inclusion of inappropriate language.
  • story
    10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story has received mixed reviews, with some players finding it standard and lacking depth, while others appreciate its entertaining absurdity and potential for improvement. Although the plot is described as ridiculous, it aligns well with the game's overall tone, leaving some players wanting more. Overall, the narrative is seen as a decent aspect of the game, especially considering its low price point.

    • “Honestly, $10 is a great value for a fun twist on the typical horror game, and the story was decent and left me wanting more.”
    • “The story is ridiculous but it works for what they're going for.”
    • “The gameplay, graphics, and plot are fairly standard, nothing groundbreaking.”
    • “The concept itself is very interesting and I was very excited for the game; if the devs fix all the issues and make the storyline make sense, then it would be worth it.”
    • “The story is ridiculous, but it works for what they're going for.”
  • humor
    10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game excels in humor, which is a central focus, featuring witty item descriptions and engaging voice acting that elicits genuine laughter. Players find it to be a blend of hilarity and social commentary, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking. Overall, it is described as hilarious, witty, and fun.

    • “The voice acting of the protagonist and the witty item descriptions, especially in Russian, provide some genuinely funny moments.”
    • “Actually, it is not only a funny game but also a social statement.”
    • “I was excited to play this game as the concept sounded hilarious.”
  • gameplay
    8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay of "Fuck You Witch" features a unique mechanic where players curse into their microphone, combined with standard puzzle elements. While the graphics and plot are considered fairly conventional, the game is enhanced by its captivating art style and a fitting soundtrack that aligns with its mystical theme.

    • “It mixes simple puzzle mechanics with a unique and captivating art style, set against a soundtrack that perfectly complements its mystical theme.”
    • “The gameplay, graphics, and plot are fairly standard, nothing groundbreaking.”
  • graphics
    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics are noted for their unique and captivating art style, which enhances the game's mystical theme and atmosphere. However, while the visuals stand out, they do not fully make up for the overall lack of content and depth in the gameplay. Overall, the graphics are described as standard yet appealing, contributing positively to the experience but not revolutionary.

    • “It mixes simple puzzle mechanics with a unique and captivating art style, set against a soundtrack that perfectly complements its mystical theme.”
    • “The gameplay, graphics, and plot are fairly standard, nothing groundbreaking.”
    • “While the visuals and atmosphere are highlights, they don't quite compensate for the lack of content or depth.”
  • music
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game is highly praised for its ability to complement the mystical theme, enhancing the overall experience alongside the captivating art style and simple puzzle mechanics.

    • “It mixes simple puzzle mechanics with a unique and captivating art style, set against a soundtrack that perfectly complements its mystical theme.”
  • atmosphere
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The atmosphere and visuals of the game are praised as standout features; however, they fall short of making up for the overall lack of content and depth.

    • “While the visuals and atmosphere are highlights, they don't quite compensate for the lack of content or depth.”

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