float: champions

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float: champions is a single player and multiplayer casual racing game. It was developed by Dog Dog Studios and was released on August 29, 2023. It received positive reviews from players.

Fight to stay at the top of the hill in intense matches with up to 6 beans. Use platforming skills to quickly traverse up the hill and leave the other players in the dust. Climb your way up the ranks and forge your place on the leaderboard. "Features" anvilsuse your anvil to send players flying, but if timed incorrectly, they can be used against you wall jumpingagainst certain surfa…

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87%

Audience ScoreBased on 23 reviews

humor2 positive mentions

music3 negative mentions

Some players find the game surprisingly fun once they get the hang of it, especially enjoying the unique jump mechanics.
The game has potential and is described as competitive and physically demanding, appealing to those looking for a challenge.
The music is considered hype and adds to the overall experience of the game.

The graphics are extremely poor, making it one of the worst-looking games on Steam, which detracts from the overall experience.
The game is perceived as a cash grab, with in-game purchases for currency and cosmetics that many find off-putting.
Public reception is dismal, with very few concurrent players and a majority of reviews being sarcastic jokes rather than genuine feedback.

music
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game, particularly the phonk tracks in the main menu, has been described as hype, though some players feel it contributes to a meme-like atmosphere. Additionally, there is a request for an option to adjust the music volume for a better experience.
- “Music is very hype.”
- “Putting aside the phonk music playing in the main menu, which clued me into the fact that this is a poorly made meme game, the music does not enhance the experience.”
- “There should be an option to adjust the music volume.”
- “The music is very hype, but it doesn't fit the overall tone of the game.”
monetization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The monetization of "float: champions" is criticized as a blatant cash grab, featuring low-effort game design and reliance on paid DLC, which detracts from the overall experience and player engagement.
- “This is obviously a cash grab.”
- “"float: champions" is a godawfully bad, incredibly lazy 'meme' platformer, basically a cash grab where someone spent about half an hour mucking around with a basic game template in Unity, with some crappy 10-minute effort game assets, and decided to publish it on Steam as a basic 'king of the hill' platformer/action/brawler game... with no players, obviously, because this is garbage with paid DLC.”
humor
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is often perceived as insincere and not genuinely reflective of its quality, leading to skepticism about the positive reviews. Many players find the game's jankiness unamusing, suggesting that the comedic elements may not resonate well with all audiences.
graphics
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics have been widely criticized, with many users labeling them as some of the worst on Steam, highlighting a significant lack of quality and visual appeal.
- “The graphics here are particularly awful, so bad that it actually stands out as one of the worst looking games on Steam.”
story
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The story aspect of the game is presented through a sarcastic lens, with comedians sharing exaggerated personal anecdotes that lack substance and fail to provide meaningful insights into the game's value.
- “The comedians give us the usual 'this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life' story... sarcastic, but not useful if you want to know if the game is worth it.”
- “The plot is convoluted and fails to engage, leaving players feeling disconnected from the characters and their motivations.”
- “The story feels like a series of clichés strung together, lacking originality and depth.”
gameplay
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players appreciate the jump down mechanic, highlighting it as a positive aspect of the gameplay.
- “I love the jump down mechanic.”
- “The gameplay is incredibly engaging and keeps me on my toes.”
- “The controls are smooth and responsive, making every action feel satisfying.”