E.L. Corp. EV-ATE

Using silly planes to travel for fourteen hours across the ocean back on Earth? Months in a spaceship to Centurion II B? Forget that old technology—because we at Eldritch Locomotion Corp. have developed travel so quick you'd be hard-pressed not to call it instant! Using a few tricks from the afterlife and some simple principles about wormholes, we’ve retrofitted our innovation into everyday device…