Decked Out

You wake up as a deck of cards in another dimension. You hear an announcer:  "EVERYONE! WELCOME OUR FABLED HERO OF CARDS LUUUUUUUUUCKYYY! Today he will fight his worst fear and archnemesis Starman in a battle of cards! Who will prevail? Who will be the reigning champ?"  You have not come to terms with your situation yet as you feel the presence of a hand trying to grab a part of you. Is this a car…