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Crossing Guard Joe

61%Game Brain Score
music
gameplay, monetization
83% User Score Based on 24 reviews

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Experience the thrills and spills of being a crossing guard in this action arcade game! Step into the working man's boots of Crossing Guard Joe as he battles the combined forces of angry motorists and bureaucratic red tape. The gameplay requires hands-on action and quick thinking. The drivers of Monoxide City have no respect for traffic laws, pedestrians, common decency, or YOU. They won't sto…

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Crossing Guard Joe screenshot
Crossing Guard Joe screenshot
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83%
Audience ScoreBased on 24 reviews
music2 positive mentions
monetization2 negative mentions

  • The game features a fun and unique premise that provides a light-hearted experience.
  • The soundtrack is excellent, and there is good attention to detail in the game's design.
  • It offers a solid arcade experience with a variety of levels and customizable controls.
  • The game suffers from heavy RNG, making it frustrating and often unfair, especially when trying to achieve high scores.
  • Level design and controls are poorly executed, leading to a lack of precise control over gameplay.
  • The game can become repetitive and boring quickly, with limited variety and a steep difficulty curve.
  • gameplay
    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay is characterized by its mechanical simplicity, primarily involving moving or stopping characters, yet it stands out due to its unique level design that effectively utilizes these core mechanics. Although there is limited variety in gameplay, the levels themselves offer diverse challenges with varying traffic speeds, densities, and obstacles, enhancing the overall experience.

    • “While there is not much variety in the gameplay, the levels are quite varied with different speed and density of traffic, traffic lights, movable barriers, drunk drivers, and more.”
    • “Mechanically simple (you make people move or stop, and a bit more later on), but it's unique and uses the level design well to make good use of these core mechanics.”
  • music
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has been consistently praised, with users highlighting the soundtrack as perfect and enhancing the overall experience.

    • “The soundtrack is perfect.”
  • monetization
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization aspect of the game is noted for its attention to detail, particularly highlighted by the creative and engaging advertisements, such as those for "stiltman." This suggests a thoughtful integration of promotional content that enhances the overall experience rather than detracting from it.

  • graphics
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics are described as very simple, contributing to a lack of variety that leads to boredom within a short playtime. While the game has a good concept, the visual presentation does not enhance the overall experience.

    • “Good idea, but the game gets boring in half an hour; there is little variety, and it quickly becomes very hardcore. The graphics are very simple.”

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