console

This just in: Luminus Co. has announced a new sanguine rig to be placed beneath Lake Michigan, and are looking for new employees to manage it. The job involves ensuring safe operation of the drill, and analysis of samples to study the enigmatic sanguine that fuels our day-to-day lives. This comes as a wave of backlash... (meh. money is money.) about----- Manage a mysterious (read: unsafe) dr…