By the Author of Lady Windermere's Fan

It's opening night at the theatre, and you are woefully unprepared to go on. Due to a ludicrous level of mismanagement by the director and producer alike, you have neglected to hold a single rehearsal. In fact, you haven't even bothered to pick up a script. Frankly, you don't even remember what show you're supposed to be putting on. All you know for sure is that it's meant to be a comedy by the ma…