Bro, is it Gay to Dock?

Listen here jack... In every bay is booty waiting to be dug up. On every port an Imperial waiting to bind you. Coin is cursed with more than avarice. The sea, while you love it, does not always love you back as gently. Out there is a charge & cutlass with your name on it, waiting to meet you at your final destination. Which is all well and good! But, you're here for him. Your swashbuckling hero,  …