Baby Blaster

 We need YOU.  Join the Stork Corps today and do your part to keep the Beforelife baby backlog in check. Deliver new joy to the world! Cradle adorable, loving new little babies direct to their happily-ever-after homes. Can’t fly? The Stork Corp proudly introduces the Baby Blaster 3000 high-velocity linear accelerator. This marvel has everything you need for ground-based baby delivery: high-velocit…