All Trump and Hillary Fans Must Die
- November 8, 2016
- Jesse Hamm
Having missed the bus, Marta Ziegler would attempt to double-time her journey to Peterson High School on foot, only to find her path obstructed by a rambling horde of opposing demonstrators, representing the respective fanatical support-base of America's two most deplorable presidential candidates: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. With no time at her disposal with which to undertake detours, Mart…