A detective walks into a bar

In the pixelated shadows of Cheddar, Sherlock Stones, a stone-cold golem detective, was on the case of the stolen sacred cheese for Lord Comté de Souris. The dairy underworld was churning with suspects: Brie Harmony, Swiss Tony, and the notorious Blue Stilton. Wielding puns sharper than a cheese knife, Stones interrogated his whey through the castle, leaving no curd unturned. Can you unmask the re…