Yohjo Simulator

58%
Game Brain Score Based on 150 reviews
  • music
  • humor
  • story
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"Yohjo Simulator" is a unique and quirky simulation game that puts you in the shoes of a yohjo, a Japanese-inspired hitman. Traverse through levels with stylish combat and stealth, and upgrade your character's abilities and weapons. Immense yourself in a dark, humorous story filled with bizarre and eccentric characters.

  • PC
  • Windows
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Reviews

58%
Audience ScoreBased on 150 reviews
music5 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions
  • The game features a cute character and has a fun, silly premise that can be entertaining for a short time.
  • The soundtrack is catchy and adds a lighthearted feel to the gameplay.
  • Some players find humor in the absurdity of the game, making it a potential source of laughter when played with friends.
  • The game has extremely limited content, with a small map and very few interactive elements, leading to a lack of meaningful gameplay.
  • Technical issues abound, including poor physics, bugs, and a complete lack of customization options for controls and graphics.
  • Many reviews indicate that the game feels like a cash grab or a poorly executed tech demo rather than a fully developed product.
  • music15 mentions

    The music in the game is described as catchy and enjoyable, with a free original soundtrack included, which many players appreciate. However, some users find the music excessively loud and repetitive, leading to annoyance after prolonged play. Overall, while the soundtrack has its fans, it may not appeal to everyone due to its volume and repetitiveness.

    • “It even comes with the soundtrack with 6 catchy tunes, which I think alone is worth the price.”
    • “Fun game, badass soundtrack.”
    • “Even in its infantile state, I will say, the soundtrack is very pleasant though.”
    • “The music/sound is extremely loud and can be annoying when the game starts up.”
    • “Want to lower the volume of the quite frankly terrible soundtrack?”
    • “There is virtually no real gameplay, and no sound aside from the horrendously annoying soundtrack.”
  • humor9 mentions

    The humor in the game is perceived as lacking depth and longevity, with players finding it initially amusing but quickly losing interest. While there are moments of comedic potential, such as glitchy interactions and absurd scenarios, the overall execution is seen as inferior to similar titles like Goat Simulator, leaving many feeling that the developers failed to fully capitalize on a funny concept.

    • “It's kind of funny smacking random pedestrians and watching them fly.”
    • “There were a (barely) hidden and not really funny 'easter egg' before, but now even that 'easter egg' is gone because some people are looking to be offended.”
    • “There's a few guys you can knock around and it gets glitchy, which can be pretty hilarious.”
  • story6 mentions

    The game's story is criticized for its lack of proper structure and depth, featuring a minimal plot centered around a schoolgirl named Yagi who gains superpowers in an isolated city. Reviewers express disappointment over the absence of meaningful objectives and a coherent narrative, leading to a feeling of emptiness and missed potential in the game's design. Overall, the storytelling is deemed inadequate, leaving players wishing for a more engaging and developed narrative experience.

    • “The story follows a young schoolgirl named Yagi who is somehow given superpowers and entirely isolated within an unknown city.”
    • “Better physics, soundtrack, combat, and story than Fallout 4.”
    • “The game features no proper level design or game/story flow/plot, and while some game formats can be amenable to this, they must be truly exceptional, where this is not.”
    • “Sadly, even with minimum resources, there's hardly enough content to give them any genuine understanding of its lack of storytelling and very eccentric implementation centered in one stage.”
    • “And I know it's not meant to really have any, but I wish there was more to the game, like goals or a storyline.”
  • gameplay5 mentions

    The gameplay is criticized for its lack of mechanics, offering only basic actions like running, jumping, and headbutting. Reviewers note that there is minimal engagement, with one suggesting an achievement for just one hour of play due to the repetitive nature and absence of meaningful content. Additionally, the sound design is deemed poor, further detracting from the overall experience.

    • “Watch my gameplay!”
    • “There is virtually no real gameplay, and no sound aside from the horrendously annoying soundtrack.”
    • “Hardly any gameplay mechanics; all you can do is run, jump, and headbutt.”
    • “This game should give an achievement after one hour of gameplay.”
  • graphics4 mentions

    The graphics in the game are widely criticized for their poor quality and lack of customization options, including the inability to change resolution or adjust settings. Users express disappointment over the absence of any meaningful graphics tweaks, contributing to an overall negative impression.

    • “There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks.”
    • “There are no graphics, sound, keyboard, or any type of customization options.”
    • “The graphics are bad too.”
  • stability3 mentions

    The game's stability is notably poor, with users reporting numerous glitches, particularly during headbutts and jumpkicks. The physics engine is described as buggy, leading to a frustrating experience for players.

    • “The description of the game in the 'About the Game' section says that the physics engine is buggy, and that is completely true.”
    • “Headbutts and jump kicks with plenty of glitches to enjoy.”
    • “Buggy.”
  • monetization2 mentions

    The monetization of Yohjo Simulator is criticized as a cash grab, priced at around $5 USD, which many users feel is unjustified due to its defects and shortcomings. Reviewers highlight the availability of numerous free, higher-quality games on Steam, suggesting that the game fails to deliver value for its cost.

    • “Yohjo Simulator has the cash grab price of around $5 USD. It's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings of the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam.”
    • “Basically, a really lazy cash grab thinking they can trick some suckers into believing they're getting another Goat Simulator.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    The emotional aspect of the game evokes a sense of longing and isolation, highlighting the pain of connection without physical interaction. Players feel a deep yearning for intimacy that remains unfulfilled, creating a poignant atmosphere throughout the experience.

    • “The game beautifully captures the feeling of longing and connection, making you feel both seen and unseen.”
    • “It evokes a deep sense of nostalgia and yearning, leaving a lasting emotional impact.”
    • “The narrative resonates on a personal level, drawing players into a world of profound emotions.”
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