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Grass Simulator

58%Game Brain Score
graphics, humor
story, stability
58% User Score Based on 1,312 reviews

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In Grass Simulator, play asprogrammer-created character Garry Rambler, a vengeful mercenary with a moustache and magnum revolver, in a purgatory filled with cows and grass. Fight cows in Classic Mode and groove to dubstep beats in Dubstep Cow Mode. Your mission: avenge your family's death at the hands of the illusive cows and the legendary cow god.

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Grass Simulator screenshot
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58%
Audience ScoreBased on 1,312 reviews
graphics36 positive mentions
stability16 negative mentions

  • The game offers a unique and humorous experience, especially with its quirky modes like Dubstep and Classic.
  • Many players find it entertaining for a short period, making it a fun gag gift or a joke game.
  • The graphics and music, particularly in Dubstep mode, are appreciated by some players for their absurdity.
  • The game lacks substantial content and gameplay, with many players feeling it is a cash grab.
  • Performance issues and bugs are prevalent, leading to a frustrating experience for many users.
  • Most modes are either broken or uninteresting, leaving players with little to do after a few minutes.
  • graphics
    78 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the stunning visuals and immersive retro aesthetic, while others criticize the quality, noting issues like pixelation and bugs. Many players highlight the realistic depiction of grass and detailed environments, but there are also complaints about performance and graphical inconsistencies, particularly in certain modes. Overall, the graphics seem to evoke strong reactions, ranging from admiration to disappointment.

    • “The graphics are exquisite and immerse me completely, to the point where I forget that I am in the game world.”
    • “Awesome game, in-depth physics, and stunning visuals.”
    • “The graphics are amazing, even on the fastest setting.”
    • “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
    • “Up close, it's just another basic system of models with 'photographic quality' textures that don't scale well, so you can see all the ugly stretching and pixelation when you take a really close look at the grass at your feet.”
    • “Finally, the grass simulating mode has the worst graphics of any mode, featuring 2D 'sprites' rather than 3D models of grass (this is most noticeable with the green silhouette of corn.)”
  • humor
    74 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in this game is widely criticized, with many players finding it unfunny and lacking in genuine comedic value. While some moments, like the initial exploding cow, elicited laughter, the overall experience is described as dull and poorly executed, failing to deliver the intended satire or entertainment. Comparisons to more successful games like Goat Simulator highlight its shortcomings, as players feel it misses the mark on both gameplay and humor.

    • “Me and my friend spent a solid 5 minutes in the multiplayer and couldn't stop laughing.”
    • “It's so dumb that it's funny.”
    • “For a joke game, it's pretty funny how you can make anything into a simulator nowadays; at least that's what I think the joke is.”
    • “This game is a joke that is not funny.”
    • “Last message is for a bunch of internet 'comedians' making the same tired jokes in their reviews - we've already seen it millions of times, so you are not funny nor original. Also, you're giving it a bigger score (mostly positive at the time of writing this review) that could mislead some people into thinking that this is actually something good.”
    • “It is not funny!”
  • music
    72 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players praising the energetic dubstep and disco tracks as enjoyable and fitting for the chaotic gameplay, while others criticize the repetitive and obnoxious nature of the soundtrack, particularly the startup menu music. Many users appreciate the soundtrack's ability to create a unique atmosphere, though some find it overwhelming or distracting. Overall, the music is a polarizing aspect, with a notable divide between those who find it entertaining and those who consider it a detriment to the experience.

    • “The music is great, especially disco.”
    • “I love the dubstep music!”
    • “The soundtrack's pretty nice though.”
    • “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
    • “There is no tutorial, there is no objective, the graphics are bad, I'm not totally sure what the point of this game is other than to expose you to bad electronic music.”
    • “No volume controls or mute 'music' option.”
  • gameplay
    58 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Gameplay reviews are highly polarized, with some players praising its originality and engaging mechanics, particularly in action sequences, while others criticize it for being repetitive, lacking depth, and offering minimal interactive elements. Many users express disappointment over the absence of substantial gameplay features, with some describing it as more of a walking simulator than a traditional game. Overall, the gameplay experience varies significantly, with some finding it engrossing and others deeming it boring and unfulfilling.

    • “The action-packed gameplay is so original; I have never seen a game, no, a piece of art, so engrossing.”
    • “It incorporates highly addictive mechanics from other popular shooters and provides the player with hours of gameplay.”
    • “With simple controls, well-conceived mechanics, and stunning graphics, Grass Simulator is a perfect replacement for real-life grass!”
    • “Its bugs and repetitive gameplay make it hard and awful to play, despite the amount of content it contains.”
    • “Ive played worse games than this, but it just goes to show honestly anyone can get their game on Steam these days... this game is just another one of those disappointments. I know early access means there isn't much content, but this is more of a walk around and do nothing kind of early access with no real gameplay, just like going into a museum and staring at stuff. Not amusing at all. 0/10.”
    • “No gameplay at all.”
  • story
    38 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some players praising its emotional depth and complexity, likening it to works by Stephen King and Tolkien, while others criticize the lack of a traditional narrative structure. Many appreciate the freedom to create their own stories, especially in a story-driven RPG where choices significantly impact the gameplay. However, some users noted the absence of a coherent storyline, with one reviewer highlighting the game's extensive side quests and lengthy main story as potential drawbacks.

    • “The storyline is better than Game of Thrones!”
    • “It never ceases to amaze as there are many hidden easter eggs and the story is well polished and thought through.”
    • “This is a story-driven RPG where your choices matter.”
    • “You can't add a gun and leave out story/objective and be a game.”
    • “There is no story, no intro, no video, no cutscene, no dialog at all.”
    • “- no story :(”
  • stability
    16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game is plagued by severe stability issues, with frequent glitches that render various modes unplayable after extended sessions. Users report a buggy control setup and numerous performance problems, leading to a frustrating experience that detracts from any potential enjoyment. Overall, it is described as an unoptimized mess, lacking in content and stability.

    • “If you play the game for any slightly extended period of time, the game glitches so that none of the modes work until you exit the game (even the exit game button stops working).”
    • “The game is also horribly buggy and runs like shit.”
    • “A buggy mess lacking in stuff to do.”
  • emotional
    14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players have praised the game for its emotional depth, highlighting a tear-jerking story that culminates in a poignant ending that left many in tears. The combination of realistic graphics and immersive gameplay enhances the emotional experience, allowing players to connect deeply with the characters and the world. Overall, it is described as a heartfelt masterpiece that evokes strong feelings and a sense of attachment to both the characters and the environment.

    • “If you want to have a tear-jerking, heartfelt experience, purchase this masterpiece.”
    • “He was easily the best character and made me feel for everyone in the game.”
    • “The beautiful graphics that almost made me feel I was in a real world, and of course the sheer scale of this world I was in.”
  • optimization
    8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's graphics are praised for their quality, and it is generally considered well-optimized; however, users report significant performance issues that require fixes. While some players experience impressive performance, the overall consensus indicates that improvements are needed to address the game's performance shortcomings.

    • “Graphics were incredible, the game was well optimized, and the story was up to par with the likes of Stephen King.”
    • “Second thing you will notice is absolutely insane performance.”
    • “Additionally, the performance is poor.”
    • “Just performance fixes and maybe some bug fixes.”
  • grinding
    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players appreciate the grinding aspect of the game, likening it to a blend of battlefield action and farming simulation, reminiscent of popular titles like Euro Truck Simulator 2 and Farming Simulator 2017. This combination offers a unique experience for those who enjoy both genres, making the grinding feel rewarding and engaging.

  • monetization
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization of the game is criticized as a cash grab, with users feeling that the 99-cent price does not provide sufficient content or value, leading to disappointment.

    • “99 cents down the drain, to be honest. It's just a cash grab game with no content.”
  • replayability
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Players note that the game's replayability largely hinges on their creativity, with some highlighting the impressive realism of the cows as a standout feature compared to other titles.

    • “The replayability is down to your imagination, offering endless possibilities for exploration and creativity.”
    • “The game provides a unique experience each time, making it highly replayable and engaging.”
    • “With various choices and outcomes, the replayability keeps you coming back for more adventures.”
    • “The replayability is down to your imagination, but the cows are more realistic than the horse mechanics in Red Dead Redemption 2.”

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