Grass Simulator

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In Grass Simulator, play asprogrammer-created character Garry Rambler, a vengeful mercenary with a moustache and magnum revolver, in a purgatory filled with cows and grass. Fight cows in Classic Mode and groove to dubstep beats in Dubstep Cow Mode. Your mission: avenge your family's death at the hands of the illusive cows and the legendary cow god.

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58%

Audience ScoreBased on 656 reviews

graphics18 positive mentions

stability8 negative mentions

The game offers a unique and humorous experience with its absurd premise of shooting cows and watching grass grow.
The dubstep mode and cow explosions provide moments of entertainment and laughter.
Many players find it to be a fun gag gift, making it a lighthearted option for friends.

The game lacks substantial content and gameplay, leading to a repetitive and boring experience.
Graphics and performance issues detract from the overall enjoyment, with many players reporting lag and bugs.
The game is often seen as a cash grab, with little effort put into development or meaningful updates.

graphics
39 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
46%
41%
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The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with many praising the stunning visuals and immersive retro aesthetic, while others criticize the quality as inconsistent, with some textures appearing pixelated or poorly scaled. Players appreciate the realistic grass and detailed environments, but some report significant bugs and performance issues that detract from the overall experience. Overall, the graphics are seen as a highlight for some, but a disappointment for others, leading to a polarized reception.
- “The graphics are exquisite and immerse me completely, to the point where I forget that I am in the game world.”
- “The graphics are insane and the grass is very realistic.”
- “Stunning graphics, gorgeous level design and.. cows moo!”
- “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
- “Up close, it's just another basic system of models with 'photographic quality' textures that don't scale well, so you can see all the ugly stretching and pixelation when you take a really close look at the grass at your feet.”
- “The graphics are really bad and bugged.”
humor
37 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
89%
11%
The humor in this game is widely criticized, with many players finding it unfunny and lacking in genuine comedic value. While some moments, like the initial exploding cow, elicited laughter, the overall experience is described as a poorly executed joke that fails to deliver consistent amusement. Comparisons to more successful humor-driven games like Goat Simulator highlight its shortcomings, as players feel it lacks engaging content and clever humor.
- “Me and my friend spent a solid 5 minutes in the multiplayer and couldn't stop laughing.”
- “It's so dumb that it's funny.”
- “Just a funny simulator game and the cows are evil damn it....dubstep and cows (the best combination) and weed my bad i wanted to say grass :D although the developer seems to be on weed =))))”
- “This game is a joke that is not funny.”
- “Last message is for a bunch of internet 'comedians' making the same tired jokes in their reviews - we've already seen it millions of times, so you are not funny nor original. Also, you're giving it a bigger score (mostly positive at the time of writing this review) that could mislead some people into thinking that this is actually something good.”
music
36 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
19%
64%
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The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players praising the energetic dubstep and disco tracks as enjoyable and fitting for the chaotic visuals, while others criticize the menu music as annoying and the overall sound quality as lacking. Many players appreciate the soundtrack's ability to create a unique atmosphere, despite some describing it as repetitive or overwhelming. Overall, the music is a defining feature of the game, eliciting strong reactions from players, both positive and negative.
- “The music is great, especially disco.”
- “I love the dubstep music!”
- “The soundtrack's pretty nice though.”
- “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
- “The menu music is loud and kind of weird; no decoration except grass, trees, and that one empty house. You can't even play as grass.”
- “There is no tutorial, there is no objective, the graphics are bad, and I'm not totally sure what the point of this game is other than to expose you to bad electronic music.”
gameplay
29 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
28%
48%
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The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with some praising its originality and addictive mechanics, while others criticize it for being repetitive and lacking depth. Players have noted the stunning graphics and engaging action, but many feel that the game falls short in providing meaningful content and variety, often describing it as boring or lacking real gameplay elements. Overall, the experience seems to vary significantly depending on individual expectations and the specific mechanics involved.
- “The action-packed gameplay is so original; I have never seen a game, no, a piece of art, so engrossing.”
- “It incorporates highly addictive mechanics from other popular shooters and provides the player with hours of gameplay.”
- “With simple controls, well-conceived mechanics, and stunning graphics, Grass Simulator is a perfect replacement for real-life grass!”
- “Its bugs and repetitive gameplay make it hard and awful to play, despite the amount of content it contains.”
- “No real gameplay to it but I regret getting Battlefield 4 through Origin (which I refunded) more than I regret getting this 4-pack on sale.”
- “Ive played worse games than this but it just goes to show honestly anyone can get their game on Steam these days... this game is just another one of those disappointments. I know early access means there isn't much content, but this is more of a walk around and do nothing kind of early access with no real gameplay, just like going into a museum and you're staring at stuff, not amusing at all 0/10.”
story
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
16%
68%
16%
The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some players praising its emotional depth and complexity, likening it to works by Stephen King and Tolkien, while others criticize the lack of a traditional narrative structure. Many appreciate the ability to create their own stories within the game, though some note that the absence of a clear storyline detracts from the experience. Overall, the game offers a vast world with branching choices that can lead to different outcomes, but opinions vary on the effectiveness of its storytelling.
- “The storyline is better than Game of Thrones!”
- “It never ceases to amaze as there are many hidden easter eggs and the story is well polished and thought through.”
- “This is a story-driven RPG where your choices matter.”
- “You can't add a gun and leave out story/objective and be a game.”
- “There is no story, no intro, no video, no cutscene, no dialog at all.”
- “- no story :(”
stability
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game suffers from significant stability issues, with frequent glitches and bugs that hinder gameplay, such as unresponsive controls and freezing modes. Players report that the game becomes unplayable after a short period, often requiring a restart to regain functionality. Overall, it is described as a poorly optimized experience that detracts from any potential enjoyment.
- “If you play the game for any slightly extended period of time, the game glitches so that none of the modes work until you exit the game (even the exit game button stops working).”
- “The game is also horribly buggy and runs like shit.”
- “A buggy mess lacking in stuff to do.”
emotional
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players highlight the game's emotional depth, noting that the story and character development evoke strong feelings, leading to tearful moments, particularly at the impactful ending. The stunning graphics and immersive world further enhance the emotional experience, making players feel deeply connected to the characters and the environment.
- “If you want to have a tear-jerking, heartfelt experience, purchase this masterpiece.”
- “He was easily the best character and made me feel for everyone in the game.”
- “The beautiful graphics that almost made me feel I was in a real world and of course the sheer scale of this world I was in.”
optimization
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's graphics are praised for their quality, and while some users report excellent optimization, others experience poor performance and suggest the need for further fixes and bug resolutions. Overall, the optimization experience appears to be inconsistent among players.
- “Graphics were incredible, the game was well optimized, and the story was up to par with the likes of Stephen King.”
- “The second thing you will notice is absolutely insane performance.”
- “Additionally, the performance is poor.”
- “Just performance fixes and maybe some bug fixes.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players appreciate the grinding aspect of the game, likening it to popular titles like Euro Truck Simulator 2 and Farming Simulator 2017, suggesting that it effectively combines elements of battlefield strategy with farming simulation. This blend offers a satisfying experience for those who enjoy immersive, repetitive tasks in a gaming context.
- “This is the new battlefield mixed with farming simulation.”
- “Look no further if you've already fallen in love with hit titles such as Euro Truck Simulator 2 or Farming Simulator 2017, as I have.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The monetization of the game is criticized as exploitative, with users feeling that their investment of 99 cents was wasted due to a lack of content, labeling it a cash grab.
- “99 cents down the drain, to be honest. It's just a cash grab game with no content.”
- “The monetization is outrageous; it feels like they prioritize profits over player experience.”
- “I can't believe how much they charge for basic features. It ruins the enjoyment of the game.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Reviewers highlight that the game's replayability largely depends on player creativity, with some noting that the realistic cow mechanics add a unique layer of engagement, surpassing even the horse dynamics in Red Dead Redemption 2.
- “The replayability is limited only by your imagination, and the attention to detail is impressive.”
- “Each playthrough offers new experiences and challenges, making it a game you can return to time and again.”
- “The variety of choices and outcomes ensures that no two playthroughs are ever the same.”
- “The replayability is limited; once you've completed the main story, there's little incentive to dive back in.”
- “After finishing the game, I found myself with no desire to replay it, as the side quests felt repetitive and uninspired.”
- “The lack of meaningful choices and consequences makes replaying the game feel like a chore rather than an adventure.”