Grass Simulator

68%
Game Brain Score Based on 375 reviews
  • graphics
  • music
  • story
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In Grass Simulator, play asprogrammer-created character Garry Rambler, a vengeful mercenary with a moustache and magnum revolver, in a purgatory filled with cows and grass. Fight cows in Classic Mode and groove to dubstep beats in Dubstep Cow Mode. Your mission: avenge your family's death at the hands of the illusive cows and the legendary cow god.

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68%
Audience ScoreBased on 375 reviews
graphics10 positive mentions
story3 negative mentions
  • The game features a quirky and humorous premise, with exploding cows and a fun dubstep mode that some players enjoyed.
  • Many players found the game to be a light-hearted experience that can provide a few laughs, especially when played with friends.
  • Some reviews praised the graphics of the grass and the overall absurdity of the game, calling it a unique and memorable experience.
  • The game lacks content and depth, with many players noting that there is little to do after a short period of play.
  • Numerous reviews criticized the game's graphics and performance, describing it as poorly made and reminiscent of a rushed school project.
  • Many players expressed disappointment over the game's lack of meaningful gameplay, with some stating it felt more like a joke than a legitimate game.
  • graphics21 mentions

    The graphics in the game receive mixed reviews, with many praising their stunning realism and immersive quality, often comparing them favorably to high-profile titles like GTA V. However, some users criticize the graphics as subpar or buggy, detracting from the overall experience. Despite these discrepancies, the visuals are frequently highlighted as a standout feature, particularly the realistic depiction of grass and environmental details.

    • “The graphics are exquisite and immerse me completely, to the point where I forget that I am in the game world.”
    • “Awesome game, in-depth physics, and stunning visuals.”
    • “The beautiful graphics almost made me feel like I was in a real world, and of course, the sheer scale of this world I was in.”
    • “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
    • “Bad graphics, even on my gaming computer.”
    • “- graphics (instant eye cancer)”
  • music19 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players praising the energetic dubstep and disco tracks as enjoyable and fitting for the gameplay, while others find the menu music annoying and overwhelming. Despite the criticism, many players appreciate the soundtrack's ability to enhance the overall experience, describing it as soothing and immersive, even amidst chaotic visuals. However, the lack of volume controls and the repetitive nature of some tracks detract from the experience for certain users.

    • “The soundtrack's pretty nice though.”
    • “I love the dubstep music!”
    • “If you're looking for an awesome soundtrack, this is for you!!”
    • “Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
    • “The startup menu music is annoying.”
    • “No volume controls or mute 'music' option.”
  • story17 mentions

    The game's story has received mixed reviews, with some players praising its emotional depth and realism, likening it to the works of Stephen King and Tolkien, while others note the lack of a traditional narrative, allowing players to create their own stories. The gameplay is described as expansive, with choices that significantly impact the storyline, though some find the length excessive. Overall, the story is seen as a standout feature, contributing to a rich gaming experience.

    • “The storyline is better than Game of Thrones!”
    • “This is a story-driven RPG where your choices matter.”
    • “- no story:(”
    • “- the story is a little too long with it clocking around 200 hours.”
    • “This game is simply the best experience you can have on Steam; its story rivals that of Tolkien's works.”
  • humor16 mentions

    The humor in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it genuinely funny, especially in multiplayer scenarios, while others criticize it for being unoriginal and lacking lasting comedic value. The initial moments, like the exploding cow, are noted as amusing, but many feel the humor quickly wears off, leaving a sense of emptiness compared to more engaging titles like Goat Simulator. Overall, the game's attempt at humor is seen as hit-or-miss, with some appreciating its absurdity while others deem it simply not funny.

    • “Me and my friend spent a solid 5 minutes in the multiplayer and couldn't stop laughing.”
    • “It's so dumb that it's funny.”
    • “Goat Simulator at least was fun and funny with everlasting content for hilarity.”
    • “This game is a joke that is not funny.”
    • “You're not funny!”
    • “It is not funny!”
  • gameplay14 mentions

    The gameplay is described as a mix of originality and frustration, with some players praising its engrossing action and stunning graphics, while others criticize its repetitive mechanics and lack of depth. Despite having multiple gameplay modes, many feel it falls short of its potential, leading to a mixed reception overall.

    • “The action-packed gameplay is so original; I have never seen a game, no, a piece of art, so engrossing.”
    • “Best grass game that exists! It's so realistic; the graphics are intense, and the gameplay is top-notch. I don't want to spoil the story, but it's so good I cried at the end of the game because the best character died. Sorry for spoilers.”
    • “With simple controls, well-conceived mechanics, and stunning graphics, Grass Simulator is a perfect replacement for real-life grass!”
    • “Doesn't even feature growing mechanics.”
    • “No real gameplay to it, but I regret getting Battlefield 4 through Origin (which I refunded) more than I regret getting this 4-pack on sale.”
    • “Its bugs and repetitive gameplay make it hard and awful to play, despite the amount of content it contains.”
  • emotional8 mentions

    The game delivers a deeply emotional experience, with players highlighting its heart-wrenching narrative that evokes strong feelings of love, loss, and humanity's complexities. The stunning graphics and immersive world further enhance the emotional impact, leading to tear-jerking moments, particularly during the poignant ending. Overall, it is praised as a masterpiece that resonates profoundly with players.

    • “To sum it up, a heart-wrenching tale regarding love, hate, and the bitterness of humanity.”
    • “If you want to have a tear-jerking, heartfelt experience, purchase this masterpiece.”
    • “He was easily the best character and made me feel for everyone in the game.”
  • stability3 mentions

    The game suffers from significant stability issues, with frequent bugs affecting control setup and overall functionality. Players report that extended play leads to glitches that render all modes inoperable, often requiring a complete restart to regain access. Overall, the game's instability detracts from the experience, making it more frustrating than enjoyable.

    • “The control setup seems to be buggy, but this awful game is great if you need a laugh.”
    • “Generally buggy and not as much fun as watching grass grow in real life.”
    • “If you play the game for any slightly extended period of time, it glitches so that none of the modes work until you exit the game (even the exit game button stops working).”
  • replayability1 mentions

    Reviewers highlight that the game's replayability largely depends on player creativity, with some noting that the realistic cow mechanics add a unique layer of engagement, surpassing even the horse dynamics in Red Dead Redemption 2.

    • “The replayability is limited only by your imagination, and the attention to detail is impressive.”
    • “Each playthrough offers new experiences and challenges, making it a game you can return to time and again.”
    • “The variety of choices and outcomes ensures that no two runs are ever the same.”
    • “The replayability is limited; once you've completed the main story, there's not much incentive to dive back in.”
    • “After finishing the game, I found little reason to replay it, as the side quests felt repetitive and uninspired.”
    • “The lack of meaningful choices and consequences makes replaying the game feel like a chore rather than an adventure.”
  • grinding1 mentions

    Players note that the game combines elements of a battlefield with farming simulation, suggesting that grinding involves both combat and resource management, which may appeal to fans of both genres.

    • “This feels more like a chore than a game, with endless grinding that takes away from the fun.”
    • “The grinding is so repetitive that it makes me question why I even started playing.”
    • “I spend more time grinding for resources than actually enjoying the gameplay.”
  • optimization1 mentions

    The game is praised for its impressive graphics and strong optimization, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience. Additionally, the story is noted for its high quality, comparable to the works of Stephen King.

    • “The graphics were incredible, the game was well optimized, and the story was on par with the likes of Stephen King.”
    • “The optimization of the game allows for smooth gameplay even on lower-end systems, making it accessible to a wider audience.”
    • “I was impressed by how well the game runs; the optimization really enhances the overall experience.”
  • monetization1 mentions

    The monetization of the game is criticized as a cash grab, with users feeling that their investment of 99 cents was wasted due to a lack of content.

    • “99 cents down the drain, to be honest. It's just a cash grab game with no content.”
    • “The monetization is so aggressive that it ruins the overall experience.”
    • “I feel like I'm being constantly pushed to spend money just to enjoy the game.”
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