- April 1, 2015
- Daniel Davies
Grass Simulator
Platforms
About
In Grass Simulator, play asprogrammer-created character Garry Rambler, a vengeful mercenary with a moustache and magnum revolver, in a purgatory filled with cows and grass. Fight cows in Classic Mode and groove to dubstep beats in Dubstep Cow Mode. Your mission: avenge your family's death at the hands of the illusive cows and the legendary cow god.











- The game offers a unique and humorous experience, especially with its quirky modes like Dubstep and Classic.
- Many players find it entertaining for a short period, making it a fun gag gift or a joke game.
- The graphics and music, particularly in Dubstep mode, are appreciated by some players for their absurdity.
- The game lacks substantial content and gameplay, with many players feeling it is a cash grab.
- Performance issues and bugs are prevalent, leading to a frustrating experience for many users.
- Most modes are either broken or uninteresting, leaving players with little to do after a few minutes.
graphics
78 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the stunning visuals and immersive retro aesthetic, while others criticize the quality, noting issues like pixelation and bugs. Many players highlight the realistic depiction of grass and detailed environments, but there are also complaints about performance and graphical inconsistencies, particularly in certain modes. Overall, the graphics seem to evoke strong reactions, ranging from admiration to disappointment.
“The graphics are exquisite and immerse me completely, to the point where I forget that I am in the game world.”
“Awesome game, in-depth physics, and stunning visuals.”
“The graphics are amazing, even on the fastest setting.”
“Loud avant-garde music and 90s polygon graphics assault you from all directions, rendering you blind and deaf at the same time.”
“Up close, it's just another basic system of models with 'photographic quality' textures that don't scale well, so you can see all the ugly stretching and pixelation when you take a really close look at the grass at your feet.”
“Finally, the grass simulating mode has the worst graphics of any mode, featuring 2D 'sprites' rather than 3D models of grass (this is most noticeable with the green silhouette of corn.)”