WEREWOLVES VERSUS: SUBURBIA

Congratulations, and welcome your new house in Werewolvington, the premiere planned community for modern suburban life! We think you’re going to enjoy our elegant but sturdy home construction, our uninquisitive police department, and easy access to a vast unregulated and unmonitored national forest. But first, please take a moment to read this handbook, featuring tips, tricks, and bloodstain remov…