Waterpark Simulator

“I'm sorry but I remember seeing it having all this low-quality AI art for the game when it first came out, I'm glad they changed it but the gameplay just feels like your generic simulator slop I've seen countless times on Steam now.”

“Waterpark simulator definitely feels like where every simulator game starts during alpha with janky mechanics, broken physics, weird NPC pathing, weirdly stretchy NPC body parts (???), except instead of trying to patch it out they simply chose to embrace the chaos.”

“The gameplay loop doesn't ever feel like a grind because there’s also a ton of variety—from the skill tree, random events, different customer types, and even just simply all the work you have to do (repairing, cleaning, serving food, looking out for rude customers, and more). But some mechanics need a priority tier list of what to fix, the worst being first, as staff are ineffective and tasks can become overwhelming.”

“As I only have a low-grade PC, the game has been quite glitchy and I had to lower graphics settings, which means I play a really blurry version.”

“However, the framerate started getting really bad once my park started getting more guests and no matter what I did graphics-wise nothing was working (not even potato settings).”

“The game is fun and has a lot of potential but it quickly starts feeling repetitive after a while. My biggest issue is with optimization: I can run much better-looking games on higher frames smoothly but this simple water park simulator struggles unless I drop everything to low graphics and textures, which really takes away from the experience. It's a good game but it seriously needs better performance optimization.”

“Game is a buggy mess and just generally not fun.”

“Buggy and crashed all the time for me no matter how many ways trying to fix it!”

“Most of the time, I can't get past the first few customers before the game freezes and I have to force quit, but that's only if it doesn't crash on the loading screen.”

“A very fun game with a lot of potential, but at this point I can't recommend it because of the insane stuttering issues I can't seem to get under control, even on a 7800x3d and 4090 machine.”

“The game is fun and has a lot of potential but it quickly starts feeling repetitive after a while; my biggest issue is with optimization. I can run much better looking games on higher frames smoothly but this simple water park simulator struggles unless I drop everything to low graphics and textures. It really takes away from the experience. It's a good game but it seriously needs better performance optimization.”

“This game is terribly optimized, don't buy it, it maxes out at 70fps at 2 park stars... unplayable.”

“There's only two parts to the game: tediously cleaning, repairing, and (not as tediously) adding onto your park between days, and racing about like a cocaine bear that just did 9 lines of methamphetamine and chased 6 Adderall with a Red Bull and an extra strength espresso because there are 900 tiny jobs per day you have to do yourself and even if you hire AI staff to help out you still have to supervise them because they're dumber than 6 sacks of doorknobs on Easter Sunday.”

“It isn't even enough that you have to do all of these things every day, you have to do most of them many times per day, and they're every bit as tedious and repetitive as they sound.”

“I want to hire way more employees but the devs make sure you have to do tedious work forever in this game. I don't want to have to constantly clean up mop spills at a water park. It's really ridiculous. I play games to have fun, not to take on a second job.”

“☑ no story”

“Good game, only negative I have is not adding to the "story line" I guess you would call it, and limiting the employee numbers.”

“It's a decent game, however, it really lacks the slots for more staff, and the game either becomes a chore simulator by the 5 stars quest or sitting around waiting for research points to accumulate simulator, doesn't feel like a manager role in the waterpark, more of a casual worker with all the cleaning upgrades and stuff.”

“The music is incredibly repetitive and annoying.”

“I genuinely had to turn the music down.”

“The music is really bad... it reminds me of the first synth computer sounds from the late 80s or early 90s, so I had to turn it off.”

“I'm excited to see future updates, but until it's more playable I'm not touching it.”

“Along with custom slides: custom pools, custom paint/floor designs, honestly the ability to fully customize any portion of the park would add a lot of replayability and really distinguish between other parks.”

“Price is great for early access with so much out already, and the replayability is enough to finish a park and then go right into another one, so possibilities are pretty much endless with enough creativity.”

“Pretty standard cash grab asset game... pretty bare... wouldn't recommend buying.”

“It feels just thrown together, as if it's a cash grab just because tycoon simulators seem to be the popular thing right now.”

“AI made, cash grab?”

“While you’re busy selling food, cleaning puddles, and fixing equipment, you also have to deal with the troublemakers before they ruin the atmosphere.”