Warped North

CW: Blood, Body Deformation It has been a confounding few days. First your Interstellar Cruiser crashes on some backwater, monkey-inhabited planet - then they have the audacity to capture you! Next came irritating test after irritating test - "Can you feel?" "Do you have morals?" "Will you ever stop mutating researchers into undulating puddles of flesh?"   It was a small wonder when, after a mech…