Top Trumps Turbo

About

Top Trumps Turbo is a brand new, exclusive fun and exciting Top Trumps card game. Use the cards and your skills to beat the computer and become the ultimate Top Trumps Turbo Champion!

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

15%

Audience ScoreBased on 98 reviews

humor2 positive mentions

music5 negative mentions

The game has a unique concept that could be enjoyable if it were properly executed.
There are some fun mini-games included that can provide a brief distraction.
With the right launch options, the game can become playable, allowing for some enjoyment.

The game is plagued by severe graphical issues, with most textures appearing as pink blocks, rendering it unplayable.
The audio design is poor, featuring a repetitive and loud soundtrack that detracts from the experience.
Overall, the game feels outdated and poorly designed, with numerous bugs and a lack of engaging gameplay.

graphics
29 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
10%
79%
10%
The graphics of the game have been widely criticized for being poor and riddled with technical issues, including bugs that cause missing textures and significant graphical glitches, such as pink artifacting. Many reviewers noted that the visuals resemble those of much older games, detracting from the overall experience and making the game nearly unplayable. Despite some attempts to adjust settings, players reported persistent problems that hindered gameplay and enjoyment.
- “Now the only other official card game I've played in video game form was Uno, and although there isn't a need to make the visuals crazy, it was very pleasing to look at with some really fluid animations.”
- “The gameplay and the graphics are out of this world.”
- “I will rate this game positive despite the graphic glitches that appear every now and then.”
- “The graphics are poor and broken (pink missing textures everywhere).”
- “Glitched graphics render giant blocks of pink instead of cards, making it impossible to see them.”
- “So here's the problem: the music will make your ears bleed, the graphics look like an old PlayStation 1 game, and even after restarting and trying a much lower graphical setting, the game still wouldn't run correctly.”
music
20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
5%
70%
25%
The music in the game has been universally criticized as a major flaw, described as a repetitive and irritating loop that resembles cheap stock music. Many players reported that it is headache-inducing and unbearable, often leading them to turn it off entirely after a short period. Overall, the soundtrack detracts significantly from the gaming experience, with some even suggesting it could cause physical discomfort.
- “The background music is a single, short, looping track that will make you wish you didn't have ears.”
- “The music itself is a rather forgettable loop that lasts long enough for you not to go crazy, but still sounds like cheap stock free music ripped out of a music library.”
- “Music should be turned off ASAP, as it may cause ruptured eardrums, or at the very least, a migraine.”
stability
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's stability is heavily criticized, with numerous reports of bugs and glitches rendering it unplayable for many users. While some players have found ways to mitigate issues, such as graphic glitches, the overall experience is marred by technical problems, leading to a lack of enjoyment. Despite active development efforts to address these issues, the game remains a frustrating experience for most.
- “But it's very buggy and also rather unplayable.”
- “We will never know what kind of game Top Trumps Turbo is, because it's broken, buggy, and unplayable!”
- “Not only is it ugly, and not only does it sound horrendous, but it's also, somehow, a buggy mess.”
gameplay
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
14%
29%
57%
The gameplay has been widely criticized for being slow, boring, and plagued by numerous bugs and poor design choices, leading to a frustrating experience for players. While some praise the graphics, the overall consensus is that the gameplay fails to deliver an engaging experience.
- “The gameplay and the graphics are out of this world.”
- “The gameplay itself is quite boring and slow.”
- “It has tons of bugs, boring gameplay, and just a lot of weird design choices that make the experience a painful one that's not worth playing.”
- “From what little I could gather about the gameplay, it's slow and boring, and the music will give you a headache with its sole 30-second loop.”
story
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game lacks a narrative, with reviewers noting that there is essentially no story to engage with, leading to a focus on other aspects like graphics instead.
- “There is no story here, so we're going straight to the graphics.”
- “The game lacks a coherent narrative, making it difficult to engage with the characters.”
- “The plot feels disjointed and fails to provide any meaningful context.”
humor
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is generally well-received, with many users finding it amusing despite some negative reviews. A notable moment involves a character's realization that the comedic antics of others are not just for laughs, adding depth to the humor. Overall, the game maintains a mostly positive reception regarding its comedic elements.
- “It's funny; despite the top and recent reviews being mainly 'not recommended,' the overall user reviews for the game are mostly positive.”
- “After that, Seth realizes these two idiots in front of him aren't just being funny.”
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Players report a strong emotional impact, often feeling deeply moved by pivotal moments in the game, such as realizing the stakes involved, which can lead to tears and a profound connection to the narrative.
- “Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake.”
- “The story's depth made me reflect on my own life choices, leaving me emotionally shaken.”
- “I felt a profound connection to the characters, as their struggles mirrored my own experiences.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Users consistently highlight the game's strong replayability, indicating that it offers engaging content that encourages multiple playthroughs.
- “The game offers endless replayability with its dynamic choices and multiple endings.”
- “Each playthrough feels fresh due to the variety of paths and strategies you can explore.”
- “I love how the game encourages you to try different approaches, making every run unique.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Reviews suggest that the monetization strategy may feel manipulative, with some users perceiving it as a form of subliminal advertising linked to a specific telecommunications company. This has led to concerns about the ethical implications of the game's monetization practices.
- “The monetization strategy feels exploitative, as it constantly pushes players to spend more money to enjoy the game fully.”
- “I can't believe how aggressive the in-game purchases are; it ruins the experience and makes it feel like a cash grab.”
- “The game is designed in a way that makes you feel pressured to buy items, which takes away from the enjoyment of playing.”