The Singing Clergyman

“A strange, hand-made automaton found in a hidden backroom of the Church of the Benevolent Sound in Claremont, Ohio. Discovered by two teenage urbex explorers in 1986, both claimed to have heard it sing in their presence. While both claim that its sound was “like nothing else I’ve ever heard”, both suffered from extreme insomnia, difficulty concentrating and a desperate need to go back to the cler…