The Procession to Calvary
- April 9, 2020
- Joe Richardson
- 4h median play time
The Procession to Calvary is short, does not have much gameplay, is not really a challenge but it is truly brilliant. It is a game that is fun due to the humor of Joe Richardson and it makes you laugh and entertains you without trying too hard. Most jokes are over the top and should not exist in a politically correct world. Thank God this game is light years away from that tendency and manages to walk its own path. If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson’s previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. It does not care if it offends, as long as it entertains.
Get on Steam"The Procession to Calvary" is a humorous adventure game that takes place in a world made from Renaissance art. After winning a holy war, you must now hunt down the escaped tyrant Heavenly Peter. Featuring witty dialogues and a unique art style, this game offers a journey full of murder and mayhem with a Monty Python-esque twist.
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Reviews
- funny272 mentions
- 99 % positive mentions
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- music133 mentions
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- graphics80 mentions
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- story61 mentions
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- gameplay40 mentions
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- 83 % neutral mentions
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Critic Reviews
The Procession to Calvary Review (PS4)
The Procession to Calvary is short, does not have much gameplay, is not really a challenge but it is truly brilliant. It is a game that is fun due to the humor of Joe Richardson and it makes you laugh and entertains you without trying too hard. Most jokes are over the top and should not exist in a politically correct world. Thank God this game is light years away from that tendency and manages to walk its own path. If you have played Four Last Things, The Procession to Calvary is mandatory. But even if you have not played Richardson’s previous game, this one is worth every minute of the roughly four hours you will need to finish it. It does not care if it offends, as long as it entertains.
85%The Procession to Calvary Review
The surreal atmosphere of renaissance art, finds its unlikely partner in the unconventional comedy style of the Monty Pythons, and the result is… different. Gameplay-wise, this doesn't reinvent the wheel. Far from it. While very well-made and enjoyable, this is just another point-and-click adventure game - but it doesn't matter, because it's not the gameplay the thing about which you should definitely give The Procession of Calvary a go.
80%The Procession to Calvary (Switch) Review
Short, sweet and enjoyably dry
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