The Door Game

*Rattle rattle* Hello? Is anyone there? Yoohoo? Ha, I’m just kidding. Seriously though, please open up! I understand you’re scared. You feel safer with a thick slab of wood and a deadbolt between you and the world. I don’t blame you for that.  The world’s a scary place, and no one knows that better than me. But we’ll get through it together, I promise. I’m heRe tO heLP yOu. I̸'̶m̷ ̸o̸n̷l̶y̴ ̵t̴r̷y…