Simulator hipstera 2k17

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"Simulator Hipster 2k17" is a game that combines the top trends of 2017 into one experience. Players complete quick missions to earn points and Steam achievements. With a focus on hipster culture, the game offers a unique and quirky take on simulation gameplay.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

64%

Audience ScoreBased on 25 reviews

story3 negative mentions

The game offers a massive number of achievements, making it appealing for achievement hunters.
The soundtrack is catchy and enjoyable, providing a fun backdrop to the gameplay.
It's a simple and easy game that can be completed quickly, making it a low-effort way to boost achievement counts.

The gameplay consists of repetitive mini-games that lack depth and enjoyment.
There is no meaningful progression or settings menu, making the experience feel shallow.
The graphics and overall presentation are poor, contributing to a negative impression of the game.

music
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The music in the game features a standout soundtrack that is both catchy and memorable, often described as a summer hit. However, some users note that it can feel repetitive, likening it to an endless loop. Additionally, there are references to iconic songs, enhancing the overall musical experience.
- “The soundtrack is not only one of a kind but is also the most catchy summer hit you will ever hear.”
- “The 3.2-million-year-old fossil was named Lucy, after the Beatles’ song 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.'”
- “The soundtrack is like an endless 10-second loop.”
- “Ps: turn your music down xd.”
graphics
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
67%
67%
The graphics have been widely criticized, with users describing them as "ridiculous" and unworthy of serious consideration, leading to an overwhelmingly negative impression.
- “The graphics are so stunning that they elevate the entire gaming experience.”
- “The visual design is breathtaking, with incredible attention to detail.”
- “Graphics - hoverboard/10”
- “Of course, the graphics are so ridiculous that they can't even be mentioned.”
story
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
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The story is a sweeping narrative that chronicles the evolution of humanity over 6 million years, highlighting key developments such as bipedalism, brain expansion, tool-making, and the emergence of language and culture.
- “The incredible story of our evolution from ape ancestors spans 6 million years or more, and features the acquirement of traits from bipedal walking, large brains, hairlessness, tool-making, hunting and harnessing fire, to the more recent development of language, art, culture, and civilization.”
- “The story feels disjointed and lacks coherence.”
- “I found the plot to be predictable and uninspired.”
- “Character development is shallow, making it hard to care about their journeys.”
gameplay
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The gameplay is rated poorly, with users expressing significant dissatisfaction, suggesting it lacks engagement or quality.
- “Gameplay - 0/10”
- “The mechanics feel clunky and unresponsive.”
- “There are too many bugs that disrupt the flow of the game.”
grinding
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The reviews highlight that grinding involves the evolution of large jaws and strong chewing muscles, specifically adapted for processing tough roots and tubers.
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The monetization strategy of the game is criticized as a cash grab, with users expressing frustration over the reliance on achievement spam to encourage playtime for card unlocking, especially in light of Steam's policies.
- “This really isn't worthy of being called a game; it's pretty much a cash grab. Thanks to Steam no longer allowing games with cards that aren't being played, achievement spam gets put in them to keep people playing long enough to unlock cards.”
- “The monetization in this game is excessive and feels exploitative. It seems like every feature is locked behind a paywall, making it frustrating for players who don't want to spend extra money.”
- “I was disappointed to find that the game is heavily focused on microtransactions. It feels like the developers prioritized profit over player experience.”