Shopping is Hell

Welcome to Al’s Hellhole! I’m Al. And this is my little slice of hell.  You are the lost, the unfortunate and the ready to spend. Think of this place like a ride you can never get off! And don’t forget your money buddy!  I’ve got products and prizes galore, all for the low, low price of 10 Hellbux. How do you get Hellbux? What am I, your mammy!? And if your stay here becomes too excruciatin…