Sass VS Fash: Girlballs of Steel
- January 2, 2023
- JMAA Games
Get on Steam"Sass VS Fash: Girlballs of Steel" is a retro-style FPS game set in the Fourth Reich of Johannland in 2025. As Joan Marie , players must escape from Castle Johannstein, where they were imprisoned after a failed assassination attempt on the Führer, Johann Weiss. The game features fast-paced, action-packed nazi-killing gameplay with a mix of supernatural and modern political elements. The mission is to ultimately assassinate the Führer and defeat the fascist armies.
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The graphics are visually appealing, offering a modern take on retro styles reminiscent of classic shooters like Wolfenstein 3D.
- The controls are mostly smooth, and the gameplay features solid shooting mechanics and fast movement.
- There is potential for the game to develop into a more engaging experience if additional content and features are added.
- The game currently only has one short level that can be completed in just a few minutes, making it feel more like a demo than a full game.
- Numerous technical issues exist, including a broken settings menu that fails to save changes and unresponsive weapon firing.
- The developer's questionable history and the game's unfinished state raise concerns about its future development and overall value.
- graphics4 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics are praised for their impressive retro style that combines modern elements, evoking nostalgia for classics like Wolfenstein 3D and Doom. Overall, users find the visuals appealing and note that the controls are generally smooth.
“The graphics look really great; it's a retro style with a modern feel, paying homage to Wolfenstein 3D. It feels more like Doom, which is my favorite.”
“Graphics are good and controls are mostly smooth.”
- stability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -50 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
Reviews indicate significant concerns regarding stability, with players reporting numerous bugs and an overall sense that the game feels unfinished and lacks polish. Many users express frustration over the game's lackluster performance, suggesting that it was released prematurely.
“How about you don't be lazy and finish the game? We bought this to play it, but you delivered nothing but a lackluster, short, buggy, and unfinished product.”
“The game is riddled with bugs and crashes, making it nearly unplayable at times.”
“I experienced frequent crashes and glitches that ruined my gaming experience.”
- music2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The music in the game is described as decent but somewhat generic, featuring a metal soundtrack that fits the boomer shooter genre. Overall, while it may not stand out, it complements the gameplay adequately.
“The music is fine, a bit generic metal music, but it fits well within the context of the game.”
- story2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 100 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The story is described as a personal passion project by a controversial developer, drawing comparisons to Wolfenstein but with a unique twist. While currently unfinished, it has the potential to appeal to players looking for an alternative to traditional Wolfenstein narratives and those interested in supporting the developer's journey of redemption.
- gameplay2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The gameplay is characterized by solid shooting mechanics and fast movement, though it lacks innovation. Overall, it effectively fulfills its purpose without introducing new elements.
“The gameplay is nothing innovative, but it gets the job done with solid shooting and fast movement.”
