Roomba Ruckus

Why do cats randomly bolt around the house at 10:51 PM? The answer, my dear reader, is simple. They're protecting their homes. You see, cats have been fighting an endless war for centuries against a nearly invisible menace: Dust Bunnies. Every night, these mischievous little creatures rise up from the cracks in the floorboards to cause havoc, but our faithful felines stop them in their tracks. In…