Random Acts of Physics

So, one day, I was like "Hey, I know how to program, I should make a game". Well, see, the thing is, making a game is actually kinda sorta just a little bit hard. So, after far longer than I'm willing to admit, I'm finally ready to present my "results". This "game", which is less of a "game", and more of an abomination bound together by horrible code, wishful thinking, and luck, is now freely avai…