Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a single player action adventure game. It was developed by Scope Creeps and was released on February 12, 2026. It received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a unique dating sim where you bond with anthropomorphized firearms awakened by the mysterious pill Caliber™. Juggle romance, intense shooter combat, and conspiracies while uncovering secrets about your quirky companions. Experience a mix of self-discovery, action, and humor through engaging relationships with five distinct gun characters.

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98%

Audience ScoreBased on 132 reviews

humor29 positive mentions

character development3 negative mentions

The game features hilarious writing and voice acting, making for a genuinely entertaining experience.
It combines absurd humor with deeper themes, creating a unique narrative that resonates with players.
The gameplay is engaging, with fun mechanics and a variety of secrets to discover, making it worth exploring.

Some players experienced technical issues, such as lag and clunky movement mechanics, which detracted from the overall experience.
The game may not appeal to everyone due to its specific humor style and themes, which can be polarizing.
The initial hours of gameplay can feel slow or dry, potentially discouraging some players from continuing.

humor
29 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is widely praised for its clever writing, irreverent style, and abundance of inside jokes and easter eggs, reminiscent of early 2000s comedy. Players appreciate the engaging voice acting and the blend of absurdity with thoughtful commentary, resulting in a hilarious experience that keeps them entertained throughout. Overall, the game's humor is described as both smart and heartfelt, making it a standout feature that enhances the overall enjoyment.
- “Phenomenal game, hilarious writing, and a ladder that is climbable, true cinema.”
- “This game is hilarious, plus the team was active in my chat while I played, amping up the comedy to eleven with the bonus commentary.”
- “The writing made me laugh and cringe (in the best ways, of course), and you could tell the devs really put their all into it!”
gameplay
15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
53%
27%
20%
The gameplay is generally praised for its engaging mechanics and intuitive controls, making it accessible even for those who typically struggle with FPS games. While some players find the gameplay a bit tedious at times, the combination of fun gunplay, polished mechanics, and a humorous narrative keeps the experience enjoyable. Overall, it offers a unique blend of silliness and depth, particularly appealing to fans of the genre.
- “Also the best ladder-related gameplay I've ever experienced in a video game.”
- “The gameplay was also excellent, from fun gunplay to getting almost uncomfortably intimate with the guns (again, in the best ways).”
- “I normally suck at FPS games and tend to avoid them, but the FPS gameplay in Polyarmory is intuitive and easy to pick up, but not so easy that you can blow through the game without learning to at least somewhat master the mechanics.”
- “The gameplay does get a bit tedious, but since it's not that long, it is not that bad.”
- “Individually, mechanics are simple, but it's got so many moving parts to it and manages to land it all.”
- “I don't play many FPS games, so I can't say much about the shooter gameplay, but it felt alright.”
music
13 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
46%
31%
23%
The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, with players praising its quality and the contributions of notable artists like The Stupendium. The soundtrack, including both battle and menu themes, is described as "incredible" and "hype," leaving players eager for its availability on platforms like YouTube or Spotify. Overall, the music significantly enhances the gaming experience, complementing the engaging story and voice acting.
- “The voice acting is immaculate and the music is divine, the story is intriguing and satisfying, and I had a blast playing through it.”
- “Edit: the music in this game is absolutely incredible and I hope that the soundtrack ends up on YouTube or Spotify sometime.”
- “I want to listen to the menu music so much more and the action music is so hype!”
- “To Jellybear, Jen Gibbard, and Jameson Ride, and anyone who worked on the music for this game, this soundtrack is a banger!”
- “I want to listen to the soundtrack.”
story
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
42%
25%
The game's story is a surprising blend of humor, character development, and emotional depth, effectively merging elements of a dating simulator with a first-person shooter. Players appreciate the well-written characters, intriguing plot, and the unique premise of forming relationships with anthropomorphized firearms, which adds layers of satire and personal connection. Despite some ambitious narrative choices, the overall storytelling is praised for its polish, voice acting, and ability to engage players on multiple levels.
- “For being a game about seducing firearms, you would not believe how much character development, story, and love has been crammed into this game.”
- “The voice acting is immaculate and the music is divine, the story is intriguing and satisfying, and I had a blast playing through it.”
- “No spoilers, but the story this time is a lot more personal compared to their last work, and I for one think they nailed it.”
- “Granted, on my first full playthrough, the emotional resolution of this story hit me like a ton of bricks, so I am biased.”
- “Gameplay and concept-wise, I really enjoyed the game; some of the writing and storyline choices are a tad ambitious, and I don't agree with the messaging, but it's an experience with a lot of effort in spite of that.”
- “About the world, about the story, and about the guns attempting to have sex with you.”
emotional
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game masterfully blends absurd comedy with deep emotional themes, creating a unique experience that can evoke a wide range of feelings, from humor to profound sadness. Its writing and narrative structure lead to a surprisingly touching conclusion that resonates deeply, prompting players to confront their own emotions and realities. Despite its chaotic and satirical nature, the game manages to deliver a cohesive and thought-provoking emotional journey.
- “But just be warned, depending on your emotional state, this game and its fantastic writing has the potential to throw you through the emotional ringer, in the best way possible.”
- “The sexualization, political commentary, emotional plotline of conservatism and loneliness, and more, by some miracle, manage to ground the insanity in a place of honesty and 'reality', keeping it as one cohesive package that is both incredibly entertaining and surprisingly thought-provoking.”
- “And when I say that a game about getting nasty with firearms genuinely made me emotional and reminded me to get back to reality, let go of my past and continue fighting for basic humanity and morals in a scary and absurd world, I bloody mean it.”
character development
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
100%
The game surprisingly excels in character development, weaving a rich narrative filled with depth and emotional connections, despite its unconventional theme centered around seduction and firearms.
- “For being a game about seducing firearms, you would not believe how much character development, story, and love has been crammed into this game.”
- “For being a game about seducing firearms, you would not believe how little character development, story, and love has been crammed into this game.”
- “The characters feel one-dimensional and lack any real growth throughout the story.”
- “I was disappointed by the lack of meaningful choices that could influence character development.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game somewhat tedious, but its relatively short duration mitigates the frustration, making it more manageable overall.
- “The gameplay does get a bit tedious, but since it's not that long, it is not that bad.”
- “Grinding feels repetitive and lacks variety, making it hard to stay engaged.”
- “The amount of time required to level up is excessive, leading to burnout.”
graphics
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The graphics are praised for their beautiful artwork and attention to detail, reflecting a strong commitment to quality. Overall, the visuals are described as solid and well-executed, enhancing the overall gaming experience.
- “Beautiful artwork, a lot of TLC, and a commitment to the bit so strong that they have a long-standing relationship and just renewed their vows.”
- “The graphics are solid.”
optimization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game is well-optimized, featuring polished visuals and smooth performance, complemented by high-quality voice acting.
- “The voice acting is great, the game is polished and runs smoothly.”

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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a action adventure game.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is available on PC and Windows.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love was released on February 12, 2026.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love was developed by Scope Creeps.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love has received overwhelmingly positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its character development.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a single player game.

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