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Grandpa High on Retro is a single player shooter game with a comedy theme. It was developed by Ashnell Games and was released on February 6, 2025. It received very positive reviews from players.

A strange phone call has invaded the peace of Grandpa… Only you have the power to rescue the mistress so Grandpa can return to chill in his house. The neighborhood is now your fight arena for an epic fight to rescue the mistress, kill all the enemies with unpredictable yet full of puzzles environments. Can you rescue the mistress? Campaign Grandpa will have a visually stunning retro thir…

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91%Audience ScoreBased on 1,386 reviews
humor268 positive mentions
stability19 negative mentions

  • Humorous and irreverent story and dialogue provide a unique, entertaining experience filled with goofy and dark comedy.
  • Gameplay is surprisingly solid and smooth with satisfying gunplay and responsive movement animations reminiscent of classic shooters.
  • Retro, nostalgic visuals combined with a fitting soundtrack contribute to a distinct and charming old-school atmosphere.
  • The game is very short, typically completed in about 1-2 hours, and lacks content depth and replayability.
  • Controls and mechanics have issues such as clunky movement, inability to shoot while sliding or jumping, and inconvenient weapon swapping.
  • Technical problems include inconsistent AI voices, occasional bugs and crashes, lack of keybindings and sensitivity options, no save system or skippable cutscenes.
  • humor

    270 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    99% positive mentions, 1% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    The game's humor is widely praised for its crude, irreverent, and shock-value comedy, generating frequent laughs especially through hilarious dialogue, quirky characters, and amusing cutscenes. While many find the AI voice acting adds to the comedic charm, others feel it undermines some jokes. Overall, the humor is a major highlight that largely compensates for the game's brevity and gameplay shortcomings, appealing mostly to those who enjoy juvenile, offbeat, and absurd comedy.

    • “Amazing voice acting, cutscenes were hilarious.”
    • “Absolutely killer game, the plot is so hilarious and the gameplay is pretty badass.”
    • “Absolutely hilarious, I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.”
    • “You run, you shoot, and there's some unfunny humor with seemingly AI voices.”
  • story

    163 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    34% positive mentions, 61% neutral mentions, 5% negative mentions

    The story is widely praised for its humor, wit, and unique, absurd charm, often described as hilarious, entertaining, and emotionally resonant despite its simplicity and short length. While not deeply complex or traditionally narrative-driven, it effectively sets the tone and complements the gameplay, with DLC expansions adding more depth and variety. Some critics note the story's brevity and nonlinear style, but overall it is considered a standout, memorable aspect and a key selling point of the game.

    • “The story, the action, the immersion.”
    • “This brings me back to my childhood, its good to see nostalgic humour that delves into the core fundamentals of human life, the story line is a chaotic mess but is absolutely brilliant, im only up to chapter two but i have to say i was hooked the entire way through, the bugs are brilliant, the cut scenes are like no other.”
    • “Absurdity, shooting guns, funny sidekicks, one-liners, and a plot so ridiculous yet so straightforward that it manages to make you care about grandpa's journey through his murder spree, putting the laughter back in slaughter the whole time.”
    • “Not worth the money, maybe it will be if they extend the story and quality threefold.”
    • “The plot is a loose thread connecting levels rather than a driving force, functioning more as an excuse to escalate the absurdity.”
    • “Once the storyline and level structure are understood, there is little incentive to return beyond enjoying the hectic combat or chasing personal speedruns.”
  • gameplay

    150 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    30% positive mentions, 63% neutral mentions, 7% negative mentions

    The gameplay is generally described as fun, simple, and nostalgic with a retro vibe, featuring straightforward run-and-shoot mechanics that are smooth but sometimes clunky or janky. While some praise its charm, humor, and solid gunplay, many note the short length, limited variety, mechanical inconsistencies, and lack of depth, making it more appealing as a brief, quirky experience rather than a robust, long-lasting game.

    • “The gameplay feels smooth and satisfying, the visuals are well-crafted, and the overall pacing keeps things exciting without ever feeling overwhelming.”
    • “Gameplay revolves around a mixture of shooting, grenade-throwing, and straightforward melee action, accompanied by light exploration and occasional environmental puzzles.”
    • “From a gameplay perspective, players can expect tight, action-packed gunplay complemented by a strong sense of humor—imagine an older, more seasoned Deadpool.”
    • “What's supposed to be a fun and goofy Postal-like game is just dull AI slop marred by dry and glitchy gameplay.”
    • “There are very few enemies in the game, and due to the mechanics, you can’t shoot while sliding or jumping, which forces the action to be limited to just walking and crouching.”
    • “Incredibly short game and not that great, the level design feels like it's trying to inflate the playtime with random dead ends everywhere, the shotgun is useless beyond melee range (pistol carries 3/4 of the game and the AR for the final level), the game feels like it was designed with fast paced gameplay in mind with slides and kicks and stuff but you can't actually shoot while running or jumping so just corner peek with the pistol and headshot everyone, almost no music, there are random shotgun guys hidden behind corners so you'd die and play the game longer, etc. The trailer looks epic and the cutscenes can be pretty funny but like, that's about it; awesome marketing hiding a bad game, wouldn't be surprised if it's all Unity asset store stuff thrown together with AI voices.”
  • graphics

    71 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    27% positive mentions, 69% neutral mentions, 4% negative mentions

    The graphics in this game are widely praised for their intentional retro, PS1/PS2-inspired aesthetic, blending nostalgic pixelated and low-resolution visuals with modern lighting effects to create a distinctive and charming style. While some find the visuals confusing or low-quality, most agree the art style enhances the quirky humor and overall atmosphere, appealing especially to fans of old-school games. The graphics are seen as a deliberate design choice rather than a flaw, contributing significantly to the game's unique appeal.

    • “The graphics are not merely “retro-inspired.” They are retro in the same way that a cathedral is “religiously themed.” Every pixel feels placed by a higher power with trembling hands and perfect confidence.”
    • “Visually, the game’s aesthetic draws heavily from the PlayStation-1 era, with blocky models, angular environments, and low-resolution textures serving as a nostalgic foundation.”
    • “Graphics are carefully crafted to resemble nostalgic early PC/PS1 vibes, and it has a modern touch that blends very well with the dated aesthetic.”
    • “There are only graphics settings—or maybe there are other settings I didn’t notice or figure out—but the UI is very confusing and offers no explanations.”
    • “Lacks depth and polish, and I'm not talking about the retro aesthetic at all.”
    • “Graphics are all over the place; some textures are pixelated, some not. Visual art style remains consistent throughout.”
  • music

    57 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    26% positive mentions, 69% neutral mentions, 5% negative mentions

    The soundtrack is widely praised as a standout feature, with many users describing it as catchy, memorable, and a major highlight that enhances the game's humor and atmosphere. However, several reviews also criticize the near absence of background music during gameplay, calling the lack of ambient tracks a significant downside that leaves the game feeling empty. Overall, while the main theme and select songs receive high acclaim, more consistent in-game music and audio variety are requested.

    • “Peak soundtrack.”
    • “The soundtrack is straight fire and it makes this game so memorable, cool, and addictive.”
    • “You want to get to certain parts in a level just to hear the music, and it'll just randomly hit the best OST you have ever heard in your entire life out of absolutely nowhere.”
    • “The music is meh.”
    • “80% of the game is a half-cooked third person shooter with no music or jokes/voice-lines during gameplay.”
    • “I love the humor, I had this in my wishlist long before purchasing, but come on man... this is not a full game, frame rate issues, no background music when playing is unforgivable in my book, the game feels so empty, barely any content or gameplay, just a very very boring shooter with some good jokes.”
  • stability

    21 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    10% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 90% negative mentions

    The game suffers from frequent bugs and stability issues, including freezes, AI glitches, and movement problems, which significantly disrupt gameplay and cause frustration. While some updates and DLC have addressed certain performance problems, many players still find the experience unstable and buggy, detracting from overall enjoyment.

    • “Very fun game runs great”
    • “It's a short game but very worth it, runs great and the DLC is free. What else needs to be said?”
    • “Cutscenes are non-skippable and there is no save game option, so when it freezes, which it does constantly, you have zero save game and have to re-watch the corny cutscenes over and over.”
    • “With the amount of bugs, glitches, and performance issues, it feels like this is a beta build of the game at best.”
    • “I couldn't jump in a few areas and I had to restart from checkpoint 3 times due to bugs.”
  • optimization

    16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    25% positive mentions, 50% neutral mentions, 25% negative mentions

    Optimization has been a mixed aspect for the game, with early versions suffering from significant performance issues, glitches, and frame drops, though recent patches have noticeably improved stability and smoothness. While some users report smooth gameplay even on older hardware, others still experience inconsistent optimization and bugs, indicating ongoing room for improvement. Overall, the developer's updates have enhanced performance, but occasional issues persist.

    • “The game is well optimized and ran at 90-110 fps on my old laptop, gameplay and story was fun.”
    • “Performance was actually worked on and the game runs smoothly now.”
    • “I was skeptical because I saw some bad reviews, but I noticed the developer uploaded a few patches and I tried it out. On the version I played there were no performance problems and there was audio, ambience, and music. This game has to be one of the funniest games I’ve ever played.”
    • “Optimization is horrible.”
    • “But there are also big drawbacks like bad performance (in some parts it was dropping to 40fps), bad hitboxes and it's a very short game (finished it in less than 1 hour), no settings for subtitles and mouse sensitivity.”
    • “Needs more time in the oven, performance issues and glitching that prevents me from jumping on top of boxes to finish the game.”
  • emotional

    15 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    100% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 0% negative mentions

    Players consistently highlight the game's powerful emotional impact, praising its nostalgic atmosphere, deeply resonant story, and strong character development. Many describe it as a moving and wholesome experience that evokes a wide range of feelings, from laughter to tears, often providing comfort and emotional uplift. The narrative is widely regarded as a masterpiece that profoundly connects with players on a personal level.

    • “The color palette is both nostalgic and emotionally intelligent, tapping directly into the part of your brain that remembers Saturday mornings and juice boxes.”
    • “A flawless 10/10 masterpiece, offering profound commentary on the human condition paired with an emotionally resonant narrative.”
    • “Had a bad day until I played this game; it just lifted my mood and made me feel better 10/10.”
  • replayability

    10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    30% positive mentions, 40% neutral mentions, 30% negative mentions

    Replayability for the game is generally limited due to a short campaign and lack of branching paths or additional modes, though some players find value in retrying situations differently. The presence of Steam achievements can enhance replay value, but their scarcity and lack of creativity diminish this effect. Upcoming free DLC may improve replayability in the future.

    • “Having Steam achievements adds good replayability to the game.”
    • “Deciding to handle a situation differently than before actually gives this game a lot of replay value.”
    • “The campaign itself is pretty short but it is replayable.”
    • “There is a lack of achievements and, though I can see potential, there really isn't any replay value if there aren't some creative ones to strive for.”
    • “The campaign is short, often lasting only a few hours, and the lack of branching paths or additional modes limits replay value.”
    • “The main campaign only lasts about an hour, without much replay value, though there's the promise of free DLC on the horizon, so there might be a reason to come back to it relatively soon.”
  • monetization

    7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 100% negative mentions

    The monetization of the game is seen as aggressive and poorly balanced, with users criticizing the excessive ads that detract from gameplay. Many feel the game prioritizes ad revenue over quality, coming across as a cheaply made cash grab with little investment beyond marketing.

    • “I'm willing to believe the developer spent more money on the ads than on the game itself.”
    • “It feels like a quick asset-flip cash grab.”
    • “Kept getting ads and the theme song was stuck in my head and I was eh about it.”
  • atmosphere

    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    67% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 33% negative mentions

    The game's atmosphere is characterized by blocky enemies, atmospheric fog, and slightly surreal environments that complement its intense combat. While the sound design is generally not a highlight, occasional music cues effectively add tension. However, the overall atmosphere is somewhat diminished by the AI, which may detract from immersion for some players.

    • “The blocky enemies, the atmospheric fog, the slightly surreal environments—they serve as a canvas for the truly modern, intensely gratifying combat.”
    • “Make no mistake, the sound is absolutely not the focus of this game, but there are moments where the music actually does provide some tension and atmosphere.”
    • “I will still make the review positive because this game is good if we talk about shooting, but you can forget about liking the atmosphere of the game because of the AI.”
  • grinding

    3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 100% negative mentions

    Grinding in the game is often described as excessive and mindless, requiring significant time investment that can feel tedious. The complexity of gameplay adds to the grind without offering substantial challenge, making the experience feel repetitive and daunting.

    • “It's mindless, like enjoying redneck rampage in 2025, its jokes are absolutely teeth grinding unless you think Borderlands is the peak of comedic writing, the gameplay and controls are needlessly complex for a game with next to no real threat, and the whole thing feels like someone's first big push into game development.”
    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “A bit grindy sometimes.”
  • character development

    1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
    0% positive mentions, 0% neutral mentions, 100% negative mentions

    The character development is criticized for being robotic and stiff, lacking the depth and humanity that could have added soul to the game and story.

    • “Aspects where human character development could have been added for any form of soul are instead robotic and stiff, much like the rest of the game and story.”
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4h Median play time
3h Average play time
1-5h Spent by most gamers
*Based on 7 analyzed playthroughs
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Grandpa High on Retro is a shooter game with comedy theme. Common tags for Grandpa High on Retro include indie, linear, retro, dark comedy, 3D and others.

Grandpa High on Retro is available on PC.

On average players spend around 3 hours playing Grandpa High on Retro.

Grandpa High on Retro was released on February 6, 2025.

Grandpa High on Retro was developed by Ashnell Games.

Grandpa High on Retro has received very positive reviews from players. Most players liked Grandpa High on Retro for its humor but disliked it for its stability.

Grandpa High on Retro is a single player game.

Similar games include Squirrel with a Gun, High On Life, Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken, Sir Whoopass: Immortal Death, Wanted: Dead and others.