Grandpa High on Retro

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Grandpa High on Retro is a single player action adventure game. It was developed by Ashnell Games and was released on February 6, 2025. It received very positive reviews from players.

A strange phone call has invaded the peace of Grandpa… Only you have the power to rescue the mistress so Grandpa can return to chill in his house. The neighborhood is now your fight arena for an epic fight to rescue the mistress, kill all the enemies with unpredictable yet full of puzzles environments. Can you rescue the mistress? Campaign Grandpa will have a visually stunning retro thir…

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90%

Audience ScoreBased on 1,146 reviews

humor224 positive mentions

stability16 negative mentions

The game is a hilarious throwback to retro gaming, filled with absurd humor and chaotic fun.
Gameplay is surprisingly smooth and engaging, with satisfying gunplay and movement mechanics.
The unique premise of helping Grandpa get laid adds a comedic twist that keeps players entertained.

The game is very short, typically taking less than an hour to complete, which may leave players wanting more.
There are significant bugs and performance issues, including AI voice acting that feels robotic and unpolished.
The lack of variety in enemies and repetitive gameplay can make the experience feel shallow and lacking depth.

humor
226 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
99%
1%
The humor in the game is a standout feature, with many players praising its absurdity, crude jokes, and engaging dialogue that often elicits laughter. While some found the humor to be juvenile or hit-or-miss, the overall comedic tone, reminiscent of classic titles, adds charm to the experience. However, the game's short length and technical issues detract from its potential, leaving some players wishing for more substantial content alongside the humor.
- “The dialogue is hilarious and the story is crazy, definitely worth the money.”
- “This game is hands down one of the most hilarious games I have ever played.”
- “The story short but hilarious and unique, I was so invested in getting grandpa laid.”
- “You run, you shoot, and there's some unfunny humor with seemingly AI voices.”
- “It's really funny and has a strange feel; I would love to have more maps or a difficulty changer and add more enemies.”
story
141 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
63%
4%
The game's story is a chaotic blend of humor and absurdity, centered around a grandpa's outrageous quest that resonates with nostalgia and emotional depth. While some players find the narrative engaging and hilarious, others criticize it for being simplistic and lacking substance, often serving merely as a backdrop for gameplay. Overall, the dialogue and character interactions are praised for their comedic value, making the story a memorable aspect despite its brevity and occasional disjointedness.
- “The story and the writing are incredible, bringing light to new messages and explaining prevalent ones in ways I didn't think possible.”
- “This was the best game I have ever played in all of my years of living, the gameplay is nothing I've never seen before, the voice lines are amazing, the story is to die for, and the fact that the DLC is free is just the icing on the cake.”
- “A gripping, action-packed love story about a grandpa, still mourning the loss of his wife, that once again finds connection.”
- “The plot is a loose thread connecting levels rather than a driving force, functioning more as an excuse to escalate the absurdity.”
- “The story is beyond basic and pretty much completely irrelevant outside of setting up jokes about grandpa not having sex in a long time.”
- “The story/dialogue more or less ends early on, after you get out of the van, and after that it's just running around shooting people until the end of the game.”
gameplay
130 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
26%
66%
8%
The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with some players praising its humor and solid mechanics, while others criticize its simplicity, short length, and technical issues. Many noted that the game offers a fun, albeit basic, shooting experience, but lacks depth and variety, leading to a repetitive feel. Overall, it seems to be an enjoyable, if flawed, indie title that may appeal to those looking for a lighthearted experience rather than a complex gameplay system.
- “The gameplay loop is so refined it borders on alchemy.”
- “It’s the kind of gameplay that reminds you why games exist in the first place.”
- “The gameplay feels smooth and satisfying, the visuals are well-crafted, and the overall pacing keeps things exciting without ever feeling overwhelming.”
- “Why is everyone lying and calling this game of the year? I played for 45 minutes and refunded. There's no way to tell which doors actually open, the NPCs basically all have aimbot with a nonexistent cover system, the stealth kill mechanic is all but useless, there's no minimap or compass so getting turned around and lost is inevitable. No way to change key bindings and playing on handheld is awful for aiming since there's no way to change the sensitivity. You basically have to play keyboard and mouse. Not worth the no tutorial, not worth the $8. Play something else and quit riding the hype train because the ad has a catchy song.”
- “The gameplay is never expanded on and you simply shoot the same brainless AI NPCs for most of the game with almost no variety.”
- “Despite being a comedic action game, I did not laugh and did not enjoy the gameplay.”
graphics
59 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
31%
64%
5%
The graphics of the game are intentionally retro, drawing inspiration from the PS1 and PS2 eras, which many players find charming and nostalgic. While some reviews note a lack of polish and depth, the cohesive art style and pixelated visuals contribute positively to the game's humor and overall aesthetic. Overall, the graphics are seen as a key element that enhances the quirky and fun experience, appealing particularly to fans of indie experimentation and nostalgic gaming.
- “The graphics are not merely 'retro-inspired.' They are retro in the same way that a cathedral is 'religiously themed.' Every pixel feels placed by a higher power with trembling hands and perfect confidence.”
- “The visual style embraces a nostalgic ’90s aesthetic, paired with thoughtfully crafted characters and worldbuilding.”
- “Graphics are carefully crafted to resemble nostalgic early PC/PS1 vibes, and it has a modern touch that blends very well with the dated aesthetic.”
- “Lacks depth and polish, and I'm not talking about the retro aesthetic at all.”
- “Visually, the game’s aesthetic draws heavily from the PlayStation 1 era, with blocky models, angular environments, and low-resolution textures serving as a nostalgic foundation.”
- “Graphics are all over the place; some textures are pixelated, some not.”
music
50 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
28%
66%
6%
The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with many players praising the catchy soundtrack and its ability to enhance the overall experience, while others criticize the lack of background music during gameplay. Some users noted that the music is a standout feature, making the game memorable and enjoyable, despite concerns about AI-generated elements. Overall, while the soundtrack is often highlighted as a strong point, the absence of consistent audio during gameplay detracts from the experience for some players.
- “The soundtrack is straight fire and it makes this game so memorable, cool, and addictive.”
- “Gunplay is simple, but the grandpa movement, banter, and soundtrack make it feel like an action comedy movie.”
- “You want to get to certain parts in a level just to hear the music, and it'll just randomly hit the best OST you have ever heard in your entire life out of absolutely nowhere.”
- “The music is meh.”
- “80% of the game is a half-cooked third person shooter with no music or jokes/voice-lines during gameplay.”
- “As for music, we got a single song for the menu and the rest of the game doesn't even have ambient sounds or music.”
optimization
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
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The optimization of the game has received mixed reviews, with some players experiencing significant performance issues, including frame rate drops and glitches, while others report improvements following recent patches. Although initial performance was criticized, updates have led to smoother gameplay for some users, suggesting ongoing development efforts. Overall, the game still requires further optimization to address lingering issues and enhance the player experience.
- “I was skeptical because I saw some bad reviews, but I noticed the developer uploaded a few patches. I tried it out, and in the version I played, there were no performance problems, and there was audio, ambience, and music. This game has to be one of the funniest games I've ever played.”
- “The game is well optimized and ran at 90-110 fps on my old laptop; gameplay and story were fun.”
- “Performance was actually worked on, and the game runs smoothly now.”
- “Optimization is horrible.”
- “But there are also big drawbacks like bad performance (in some parts it was dropping to 40fps), bad hitboxes and it's a very short game (finished it in less than 1 hour), no settings for subtitles and mouse sensitivity.”
- “With the amount of bugs, glitches, and performance issues, it feels like this is a beta build of the game at best.”
stability
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's stability is heavily criticized, with numerous reports of bugs, freezes, and glitches that significantly disrupt gameplay, particularly during cutscenes and movement. While some players find humor in the glitches, many express frustration over the lack of save options and the overall performance issues, likening it to a beta build. Despite an update promising improvements, stability remains a major concern for players.
- “Cutscenes are non-skippable and there is no save game option...so when it freezes, which it does constantly, you have zero save game and have to re-watch the corny cutscenes over and over.”
- “With the amount of bugs, glitches, and performance issues, it feels like this is a beta build of the game at best.”
- “It's very short and very buggy.”
emotional
13 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The emotional aspect of the game is highly praised, with players noting its nostalgic color palette and heartfelt narrative that evokes a range of feelings, from laughter to tears. Many reviewers highlight the deep connection between the characters, particularly the relationship between the grandson and grandpa, which resonates profoundly and offers a meaningful commentary on the human experience. Overall, the game is described as an emotional rollercoaster that uplifts and profoundly impacts players, earning high ratings for its storytelling and character development.
- “The color palette is both nostalgic and somehow emotionally intelligent, tapping directly into the part of your brain that remembers Saturday mornings and juice boxes.”
- “I bought this purely for the song, I stayed for the gripping emotional story of a grandson and his grandpa.”
- “A flawless 10/10 masterpiece, offering profound commentary on the human condition paired with an emotionally resonant narrative.”
replayability
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
34%
33%
Overall, the game's replayability is mixed; while some players find potential in replaying scenarios differently, the short campaign length and lack of achievements or additional modes limit its overall replay value. Many reviews highlight that the game may not offer significant replay incentives, though future DLC could enhance this aspect.
- “Deciding you want to handle a situation differently than you did before actually gives this game a lot of replay value.”
- “Campaign itself is pretty short but it is replayable.”
- “Replayability: infinite/10”
- “There is a lack of achievements and, though I can see potential, there really isn't any replay value if there aren't some creative ones to strive for.”
- “The campaign is short, often lasting only a few hours, and the lack of branching paths or additional modes limits replay value.”
- “The main campaign only lasts about an hour, without much replay value, though there's the promise of free DLC on the horizon, so there might be a reason to come back to it relatively soon.”
monetization
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The monetization strategy of the game is criticized for prioritizing ad revenue over quality, with users feeling it resembles a cash grab due to its poor execution and numerous bugs. While the ads are appealing, they do not reflect the game's overall quality, leading to disappointment among players.
- “I'm willing to believe the dev spent more money on the ads than on the game itself.”
- “It feels like a quick asset-flip cash grab.”
- “Ads were good, but the game is just cheaply made with a lot of bugs.”
atmosphere
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
67%
The game's atmosphere is characterized by blocky enemies and surreal environments enhanced by atmospheric fog, creating a unique backdrop for its engaging combat. While the sound design is not a primary focus, there are moments where the music contributes to the tension. However, some players feel that the AI detracts from the overall atmospheric experience.
- “The blocky enemies, the atmospheric fog, and the slightly surreal environments serve as a canvas for the truly modern, intensely gratifying combat.”
- “Make no mistake, the sound is absolutely not the focus of this game, but there are moments where the music actually does provide some tension and atmosphere.”
- “I will still make the review positive because this game is good if we talk about shooting, but you can forget about liking the atmosphere of the game because of the AI.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
67%
67%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessive and often mindless, likening it to a tedious experience that requires significant time investment. The gameplay is criticized for being overly complex without providing meaningful challenges, leading to a sense of frustration rather than enjoyment.
- “It can be a bit grindy sometimes, but the rewards make it worth it.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding, but the sense of achievement is incredible.”
- “It's mindless, like enjoying Redneck Rampage in 2025. Its jokes are absolutely teeth-grinding unless you think Borderlands is the peak of comedic writing. The gameplay and controls are needlessly complex for a game with next to no real 'threat,' and the whole thing feels like someone's first big push into game development.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
character development
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Character development in the game is criticized for being robotic and lacking depth, with reviewers noting that it fails to evoke any emotional connection or growth, resulting in a stiff narrative experience.
- “The character development feels robotic and stiff, lacking any form of soul that could have enriched the game and its story.”
- “There are missed opportunities for meaningful character growth, leaving the characters feeling one-dimensional and unengaging.”
- “The lack of depth in character development makes it hard to connect with the characters, resulting in a bland and forgettable experience.”

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Grandpa High on Retro is a action adventure game.

Grandpa High on Retro is available on PC and Windows.

On average players spend around 3 hours playing Grandpa High on Retro.

Grandpa High on Retro was released on February 6, 2025.

Grandpa High on Retro was developed by Ashnell Games.

Grandpa High on Retro has received very positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its humor but disliked it for its optimization.

Grandpa High on Retro is a single player game.

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