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Date Everything!

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88%Game Brain Score
story, humor
stability, grinding
95% User Score Based on 5,840 reviews
Critic Score 82%Based on 14 reviews

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Date Everything! is a single player simulation game with romance and comedy themes. It was developed by Sassy Chap Games and was released on June 17, 2025. It received positive reviews from critics and very positive reviews from players.

Date Everything! is a unique dating simulator where you use magical glasses to interact and date animate objects within your home. Each object has its own story, personality, and potential relationship paths, ranging from friendship to romance or rivalry. With a rich cast of voice actors, the game offers a humorous and imaginative twist on traditional dating sims.

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95%
Audience ScoreBased on 5,840 reviews
story229 positive mentions
stability104 negative mentions
  • The game features a diverse cast of over 100 unique characters, each with their own engaging storylines and personalities.
  • The voice acting is top-notch, featuring many well-known voice actors that bring the characters to life.
  • The humor and writing are clever and entertaining, making the game a fun experience overall.
  • The gameplay can become repetitive, as players are limited to a certain number of interactions per day, leading to a grindy experience.
  • Some characters have shallow storylines that lack depth, making it difficult to form meaningful connections.
  • There are several bugs and glitches that can disrupt gameplay, including issues with character interactions and progress.
  • story
    835 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's story is a mixed bag, with many players appreciating the humor and unique character arcs, but expressing frustration over the brevity and repetitiveness of individual storylines. While some characters have engaging and interconnected narratives, others feel underdeveloped, leading to a sense of quantity over quality. Additionally, technical issues and bugs can hinder progression, making it difficult for players to fully experience the diverse and often whimsical tales woven throughout the game.

    • “The overarching storyline did a great job of tying it all together!”
    • “The characters are genuinely humorous, the story is wacky, but this is absolutely an amazing game.”
    • “You can feel the devotion to craftsmanship in every aspect of the storytelling, voice acting, and visual art that makes it all come together and be such a fun game to play.”
    • “There's no joy in achieving a relationship status with any of the dateables; you have to complete all of them to progress to the end of the game in the story, and frankly, I don't even care about the story enough to bother.”
    • “But I just couldn't get engaged with the characters or the overall story, and it just kept dragging on for me—lost my interest and enjoyment for wanting to play it.”
    • “The story isn't anything to write home about and is more of a vehicle to encourage you to interact with every NPC at your disposal.”
  • humor
    536 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in this game is widely praised for its clever writing, hilarious character interactions, and stellar voice acting, making it a standout feature that keeps players engaged and entertained. Many reviews highlight the absurdity of dating inanimate objects, with a mix of witty puns and heartfelt moments that resonate with players. However, some critics note that the humor can be hit or miss, with certain jokes feeling forced or predictable, but overall, the game is considered a fun and enjoyable experience filled with laugh-out-loud moments.

    • “The characters are genuinely humorous, the story is wacky, but this is absolutely an amazing game.”
    • “The writing is clever enough to still be very funny without rushing to snag every piece of low-hanging fruit along the way.”
    • “The humor, especially the commentary on corporate culture, is hilarious.”
    • “It's not funny, so it falls short as a parody game.”
    • “However, some characters' shticks are not funny, and after about 5 hours, the jokes became predictable and tired.”
    • “Funny in a cringey way; I can't explain it.”
  • character development
    349 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The character development in this game is highlighted by its stunning and diverse character designs, which are creatively tied to their object inspirations, making each character visually distinct and engaging. While the voice acting and writing are praised for their humor and depth, some players feel that the interactions and character arcs can be somewhat superficial, lacking the depth found in more traditional dating sims. Overall, the game excels in character design and voice talent, but may leave some players wanting more substantial character development.

    • “The character designs are incredibly fun and creative.”
    • “The character designs, personalities, and the performances from the cast is what makes this game a 10/10.”
    • “The character designs are so varied and excellently done.”
    • “Not much character development compared to other dating sims.”
    • “When you decide you want to, there's nothing really there except surface level character development.”
    • “Each conversation is very much surface level lore & small talk oriented, and not much relationship or character development goes on.”
  • gameplay
    213 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with many players finding the core loop repetitive and tedious after initial enjoyment, primarily revolving around exploring and interacting with characters. While the mechanics are simple and accessible, some users noted frustrating bugs and a lack of depth, leading to a feeling of stagnation as the game progresses. However, the engaging character designs, voice acting, and humor have kept some players invested, suggesting that the game may appeal more to those who prioritize story and character interactions over complex gameplay mechanics.

    • “The gameplay is very simple and easy to understand; all you have to do is keep exploring and talk to the characters.”
    • “The gameplay loop is simple but perfectly paced for a chill, entertaining gaming experience.”
    • “The gameplay is fun, silly, interesting, and exciting.”
    • “The gameplay loop was far too repetitive and boring, but I loved Zoey, Bobby, Bodhi, Dorian, Eddie, and Volt, and Rainey a lot <3.”
    • “However, until there are some fixes to make gameplay more bearable, I wouldn't really recommend it.”
    • “The gameplay loop is exciting at first - you wander around the house and discover all the different objects you can interact with, etc. However, once the novelty wears off, the gameplay becomes an absolute slog.”
  • graphics
    151 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game are widely praised for their vibrant and charming art style, with many reviewers highlighting the unique character designs and the impressive voice acting that complements the visuals. While some players noted that the graphics may not be as detailed as those in high-end games, the overall aesthetic is described as fun, whimsical, and filled with personality, making it a significant draw for the game. However, a few critiques mention issues with graphic settings and performance, suggesting that while the visuals are appealing, they may not be optimized for all players.

    • “The art style is gorgeous, the character design is fun with recognizable silhouettes, and overall I recommend it to anyone who's been on the fence about buying it.”
    • “The artwork is beautiful, the character designs are fantastic, the voice acting is on point, and I was entertained for hours.”
    • “The art style, the vibes, the voice actors!”
    • “It's not a dating sim, the genuinely good and funny writing is devalued by the fact that the main joke/underlying narrative of the game gets old like 20 mins in, the player's actions have little to no effect on the outcome of the game, the DLC adds no actual content or substance to the game (which it's already lacking), its graphics and animations are extremely harsh without many options for adjustments in the settings, and the parent company's privacy policy is basically an admission of stealing and selling player data to brokers and tracking marketing trends.”
    • “I have the graphics on the lowest setting, and have found my computer doesn't have issues with the 3D model of the house, only when the visual novel parts boot up.”
    • “Without any way to adjust the graphics settings (that I could see), it seems like I'll be stuck with this level of performance, at least for now.”
  • emotional
    140 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The emotional aspect of the game is characterized by a surprising depth that resonates with players, often leading to genuine laughter and tears. Many reviews highlight the heartfelt storytelling and relatable character arcs, even when the characters are inanimate objects, creating a unique blend of humor and emotional engagement. While some players found certain storylines lacking in depth, the overall experience is described as charming, wholesome, and capable of evoking a wide range of emotions, making it a memorable journey through absurdity and sentimentality.

    • “This game genuinely made me feel so many emotions I didn't know I could feel for fictional characters, and it made me cry on multiple occasions for many reasons.”
    • “The characters are bizarre but lovable, and each route has its own flavor, from hilarious to genuinely heartfelt.”
    • “I never expected to be so emotionally moved by some of these characters, especially Zoey.”
  • music
    135 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has received widespread acclaim for its creativity and ability to enhance character identity, with each character having a unique theme that reflects their personality. Players appreciate the diverse and well-crafted soundtrack, which complements the vibrant art and stellar voice acting, creating an immersive experience. While some noted occasional issues with volume balance between music and voice lines, the overall consensus is that the music significantly elevates the gameplay and emotional engagement.

    • “The soundtrack is incredibly well-crafted, and it gives each character their own identity and atmosphere in a way that feels both clever and immersive.”
    • “Every character having a unique theme song elevates each interaction by ten-fold, while also keeping the game fresh, making it so each new introduction catches your attention immediately.”
    • “The music is beautiful; it perfectly summarizes the personality of each dateable NPC.”
    • “The music never got to a point where I wanted to mute.”
    • “Even after I reduced the background music volume, there were multiple instances of the voice lines being quieter than the music.”
    • “It's funny, has 10/10 voice acting, and quality character design + music for every character.”
  • stability
    107 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's stability has been a significant concern among players, with many reporting a variety of bugs and glitches that affect gameplay, particularly at launch. While some users note that many issues have been addressed in recent patches, others still experience game-breaking glitches and frustrating softlocks that hinder progress. Overall, while the game shows promise and is enjoyable, its current state remains quite buggy, leading to mixed experiences among players.

    • “The game is polished in the sense that it has high quality voice acting and nice art but not in the bug-free kind of way.”
    • “Worth getting, absolutely, but maybe after another few months when they patch some of the most egregious softlocks, or get it on sale with the understanding that you probably won't be able to have a bug-free 'complete' run until those patches are released.”
    • “The game is a buggy mess.”
    • “There are still a lot of game-breaking glitches present in its current state, as well as an unbelievable amount of softlocks.”
    • “It's very buggy which was a detriment to my experience as I wasn't actually able to complete the game yet.”
  • grinding
    56 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews highlight a pervasive sense of tedium associated with grinding in the game, with many players expressing frustration over repetitive tasks and the need to grind for character interactions and relationship-building. While some found the initial gameplay enjoyable, the experience often becomes monotonous, particularly towards the end, leading to a lack of motivation to continue. Overall, the grinding mechanics detract from the enjoyment, making the game feel more like a chore than a fun experience.

    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “It just feels like working down a checklist, grinding out interactions, and I found myself skipping dialogue before the voice actors could get to the end of a sentence.”
    • “The last 15 hours were grinding out relationships with characters I didn't care about at all.”
    • “It becomes rather tedious once you've run through the characters you actually like - which also happens fairly fast.”
  • replayability
    40 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's replayability is a mixed bag, with many players praising its high potential due to diverse character paths, multiple endings, and extensive dialogue options, making it particularly appealing for completionists and fans of the genre. However, some reviewers noted that the experience can become tedious after the initial playthrough, with limited incentive to replay for certain players. Overall, while many find the replay value substantial and enjoyable, others feel it may wear thin after multiple runs.

    • “The game also has high replayability (to be fair, replaying is encouraged and incentivized).”
    • “Excellent replay value with lots of different goalposts, so you can really make the experience your own.”
    • “There's truly somebody for everybody and the level of replayability is the highest I've seen for a dating game in a long time.”
    • “Low replayability due to the tediousness, but a memorable experience nonetheless.”
    • “I would consider it to have limited replay value, despite the fact that the game itself states that to find all collectibles you would have to play through it three times.”
    • “This game seems to encourage you to play more than once, but offers very little for replayability.”
  • optimization
    23 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's optimization has received mixed reviews, with significant performance issues reported on the Nintendo Switch, including overheating and save file corruption. Players on the Steam Deck also experience stuttering and input delays, with limited options to adjust graphics settings. While the voice acting and character design are praised, many hope the developers will prioritize fixing these optimization problems over additional content.

    • “Such a quirky but silly game with genuinely captivating characters; the only little issue is the performance on the Steam Deck as it can be a little stuttery, but I am still playing around with settings to fix that.”
    • “Hopefully the devs focus less on DLC now and more on getting the base game to run smoothly!”
    • “My only gripe so far is performance based.”
    • “I bought this game for Nintendo Switch first and really advise not to buy the console version since it has major performance problems. Multiple times my Switch overheated and the game broke my save files. After the third time my save was gone, I was really frustrated and played other games for a while.”
    • “The 3D assets are low poly and look like clay. The movement has input delay and is all around slow and clunky. The game itself has odd performance issues and very little setting options, and the UI design looks like a concept and not a final product.”
    • “Without any way to adjust the graphics settings (that I could see), it seems like I'll be stuck with this level of performance, at least for now.”
  • monetization
    6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization strategy of the game has drawn criticism for its reliance on grindy mechanics and DLC that parody pay-to-win models, which ironically become necessary for progressing in character storylines due to glitches. Players find the frequent need to purchase additional content frustrating, especially when the core gameplay is hindered by these issues. Overall, the game's approach to monetization feels contradictory and detracts from the overall experience.

    • “So by nature of these glitches making normal progression impossible, the $7 DLC that makes fun of predatory pay-to-win microtransactions becomes one of the only ways to actually get satisfying endings for some of your favorite characters.”
    • “It's meant to poke fun at 'pay to win' and gacha microtransactions, but utilizing this character from the DLC and their fake, grindy microtransactions ends up being one of the only ways to complete some of the characters' storylines thanks to the glitches.”
    • “This game let me date my two favorite things: microtransactions and booze.”
    • “I haven't talked to certain friends, I haven't logged in to do my dailies in gachas (who needs them when I can forget the concept of microtransactions in this game?) and my family misses me.”
    • “Honestly, all the advertisements I've ever seen for this game are mostly about what voice actors they have, and it's not bad necessarily, but I think we've all learned that famous people don't exactly guarantee quality content.”
    • “This game lets me date my two favorite things: microtransactions and booze.”
  • atmosphere
    4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The game's atmosphere is enhanced by a well-crafted soundtrack that effectively complements the characters and their identities, creating an immersive experience. Players appreciate the unique character designs, witty humor, and engaging voice acting, which collectively contribute to a distinctive and captivating environment, even for those new to dating sims.

    • “The soundtrack is incredibly well-crafted, and it gives each character their own identity and atmosphere in a way that feels both clever and immersive.”
    • “Never played any kind of dating sim before, but the voice acting, atmosphere, unique character designs, and witty humor make it unlike anything I've ever played before.”
    • “I usually speak to her at the end of the day because it adds to the atmosphere, but that's just me!”
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Date Everything! is a simulation game with romance and comedy themes.

Date Everything! is available on Nintendo Switch, Xbox Series X|S, PC, PlayStation 5 and others.

On average players spend around 32 hours playing Date Everything!.

Date Everything! was released on June 17, 2025.

Date Everything! was developed by Sassy Chap Games.

Date Everything! has received positive reviews from players and positive reviews from critics. Most players liked this game for its story but disliked it for its stability.

Date Everything! is a single player game.

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