Plan B From Outer Space

COMMANDER! Are you alright? We were just flying through space, minding our own alien-business, when – bang! – a meteor hit us right in the quoxel-bladder! Looks like we crash-landed on this strange world. So, chop chop! Use your shapeshifting powers, disguise the ship, and find a way to escape this wretched planet post-haste! Where did we go down? How should I know? I am just a highly developed …